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    <![CDATA[Canada still rules men's hockey]]>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[A friend sent me a meme about the gold-medal Olympic men's hockey match
between the U.S.A. and Canada. I include it here with no sense of
endorsement. [1]

[image]

I wrote back,

That hockey game went like many hockey games go: the U.S. won against
the overwhelming run of play. It happens. 

Canada put on a...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Mar 2026 18:15:01
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A friend sent me a meme about the gold-medal Olympic men's hockey match between
the U.S.A. and Canada. I include it here with no sense of endorsement. [1]

[image]

I wrote back,

That hockey game went like many hockey games go: the U.S. won against the
overwhelming run of play. It happens. 

Canada put on a clinic and anyone watching would have been humbled by the
awesome and relentless power of the hockey that they played for long, long
minutes at a time, non-stop. I had to keep checking the corner of the screen to
be sure that they didn't have a power play.

The U.S. got so lucky so many times. [2] They played well enough -- especially
in the first ten minutes -- but, after that, it was Canada's game to lose. And
they lost on the scoreboard, but it wasn't a victory for the U.S. to be bragging
about. It was obvious to anyone who watched the game which team was actually
better at hockey.

He wrote back,

"I started saying in the 2nd period that either Canada's constant zone time was
going to wear down the US or the US was going to hold tough and win on a freak
breakout"

I wrote back,

I was in awe at Canada. Flat-out. That pressure was unreal. It was like watching
the relentless Redwings playing against the Devils with Brodeur back in the 90s.

He riposted,

"Anyone playing Buffalo with Hasek in net"

This post is mostly nostalgia for anyone who watched a lot of hockey in the
1990s. Those who recognize the names, they know what we're talking about.

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[1] Telling the world to "suck our dicks from the back" is quintessentially a
    giant red flag for an inferiority complex that engenders an incredible
    amount of violence and damage that flows outward to the rest of the world.
    Like, what else is the Trump administration actually doing in Iran but
    telling the world exactly this? What else expresses the sentiment of cutting
    off one's nose to spite one's face in a modern way than this?


[1] You can see in the picture how lucky the goaltender got that the puck didn't
    slip through on that shot, and how unlucky Toews was that he didn't get the
    puck one more centimeter to the right.

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    <![CDATA[Super Bowl LX (Good Bunny)]]>
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    <updated>2026-02-09T21:49:13+01:00</updated>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[Super Bowl LX, as a football game, was underwhelming. At 36 of 60
minutes played, Seattle had three field goals and the German moderators
were wondering out loud whether a kicker had ever been MVP. "Naja, wenn
er der einzige ist, der Punkte gezielt hat? [Yeah, but if he's the only
one who's scored"...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Feb 2026 21:49:13
Updated by marco on 11. Feb 2026 06:25:59
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Super Bowl LX, as a football game, was underwhelming. At 36 of 60 minutes
played, Seattle had three field goals and the German moderators were wondering
out loud whether a kicker had ever been MVP. "Naja, wenn er der einzige ist, der
Punkte gezielt hat? [Yeah, but if he's the only one who's scored points?]" At
this point, the Patriots had 4 first downs and had punted 7 times. That is
either pathetic or a testament to the Seahawks's defense.

[The half-time show]

Bad Bunny's half-time show was amazing. It was a revolution. It was a
masterpiece, equal to or possibly better than "Prince's masterpiece from 2007"
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYYlRArn3g>. It is not easy to make a show for
such a huge arena. Bad Bunny put together a giant series of music videos with
incredible sets. It was like a mini-musical. The vibe was a plea for love, not
hate, but also a call for revolution.

It was a call for unity and an obvious call to fight for justice and equality.
It was revolutionary in the sense that what it presented was so obviously a
better alternative to the hateful, mean, and overarching military face we've
seen lately. In a world determined increasingly by hate, preaching love is
revolutionary.

[image]

Big Bunny introduced himself a couple of times throughout by his real name --
Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio -- launching into his quick Spanish rapping as
he wandered through a sugar-cane maze on a plantation. I'm not a big fan of this
style of rapping but the man oozes charisma. He's an incredible showman. This,
despite his Spanish being nearly impenetrable for me. He sang only in Spanish
except when he said "God bless the USA".

They turned the whole football field into a celebration of Latin culture: there
was a giant sugar-cane field, a taqueria, a piragua stand, a bodega (marqueta),
a house, living rooms, a dance floor, all through which he wandered, singing and
greeting people; there was a separate concert area on top of the bodega, from
which Lady Gaga belted out a tune, accompanied by a huge Latin band.

Ricky Martin was there. He looked pretty good, if not amazing! It's heartening
to think of people reacting viscerally to his oozing machismo and good looks,
thinking that he's intent on stealing their wives, and whose wives would 
absolutely be packing their bags if they didn't know that he's as gay as the day
is long. Which, like, 🤯 for just the right kind of benighted son-of-a-bitch.

This was a jubilant jab in the eye those sons-of-bitches but only because
they're such snowflakes that it has rendered them incapable of acknowledging
game. It's only offensive if you hold offensive opinions. This is a lesson in
culture: This show is just as American as trucks and country music. It's just as
American as Kendrick Lamar and rap music. It's just as American as Prince. None
of those cultures are the one I personally know as an American, but it's
blindingly obvious that they all belong to the amalgam of America. It's
reductionist and racist to fight it. Just stop trying. You won't win in the end.
You'll just cause a lot of needless misery to others and, ultimately, to
yourself.

This was a call to stop the madness. It was anti-ICE without saying it was
anti-ICE. It was only anti-ICE because ICE is for hate, not love. It was
pro-U.S.-Latin culture, celebrating the details we all recognize. There was a
giant truck in a field; there was a bodega; there was a barbershop; there was a
dominoes game, a nail salon; there was an actual wedding; there were workers in
the cane fields; there were workers on telephone poles; there were probably "a
dozen little things"
<https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-latin/bad-bunny-super-bowl-meaning-1235513218/>
I didn't even notice because it's not my culture. [1] I barely understand
Spanish.

It didn't matter if you understood Spanish. It was clear that this all said: we
are not who they say we are. We eat ice cream and fried foods. We get married.
We sing. We dance. We drive trucks. We are you. You are us. We are the same.
What the hell are we fighting about?

So much dancing. So much joy. Hundreds of joyous dancers and singers parading
with all of the flags of South and Central America, with the U.S. flag in the
lead, but only one of many, as Bad Bunny recited all of the country names. He
holds out a football with "Together we are America" written on it. "The only
thing more powerful than hate is love" is emblazoned all over the stadium. He
took the opportunity with both hands and ran with it. The exuberance, joy, and
revolution was palpable.

You'll be able to tell whether someone's a butt-hurt whiner if they start
counting American flags, or if they point out that only Lady Gaga sang in
English, or any of a dozen things that I am not even equipped to notice because
my mind isn't small enough. None of that matters -- especially for someone from
a country like Switzerland, where you're expected to understand four languages
when watching the Olympics -- what matters is that (A) it was a hell of a show
and (B) it was a hell of a message.

Even the haters from the other side [2] -- who will complain that Bad Bunny
couldn't possibly deliver a revolutionary message from within the constraints of
one of the most capitalist celebrations, the Super Bowl -- should sit this one
out. Bad Bunny says "toma mi cerveza". Do not listen to them. Listen to this
half-time show. Sway to the beat. Feel the joy. Reject the hate. Build your
community. Join the revolution. It shouldn't end here. This should be a
beginning.

[image]

[The rest of the game]

Back to the game. It's the end of the third quarter. It's still 12--0. Ten
seconds left. Quarterback sack of Drake Maye -- the 20th in this postseason, a
record -- and ... a fumble, with Seattle recovering.

In the fourth quarter, we quickly get the first two touchdowns, one for Seattle,
then a quick one for the Patriots. 19--7.

Maye makes up for this quick show of competence by throwing an embarrassing
interception, which Seattle can't quite capitalize on, but their kicker gets his
fifth field goal, cementing, for me, his MVP pick for the game. He has 16
points! It's a Super Bowl record! 

Maye eats another huge sack but then makes a good, long pass to make up the
ground again.

Another sack. Fumble. Touchdown Seattle. 26--7

Replay shows that it was actually an interception because the ball never touched
the ground. The sacker deflected it, then another guy caught it on the fly and
ran it into the end zone for a touchdown. Seven sacks. So far.

Another field goal for Seattle at some point. It's now 29--7 with 4:27 left to
play. The Patriots have collapsed.

They get one more touchdown with a no-look pass by Maye that's so bad that the
back catches it with his fingertips, a mere centimeter or two from the turf. The
German moderators noted that they've never heard a touchdown celebrated less.
29--13 (they failed to make the two-point conversion, to no-one's surprise).

The game peters out, ending largely in a defensive triumph for the Seahawks and
a likely 48-hour suicide watch for Drake Maye. Yeesh. The guy had a bad night.
To sum it up: "Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was
Yesterday"
<https://babylonbee.com/news/patriots-offensive-line-surprised-to-learn-super-bowl-was-yesterday/>.

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[1] Well-played, WSWS! I'm so happy to see that you took the high road and saw
    what I saw! The article "Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl
    halftime show highlights mass opposition to Trump" by Nick Barrickman
    <https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2026/02/10/peor-f10.html> writes,
  "The 2026 halftime show has already entered the record books as the most
   watched in history, with early figures indicating more than 135 million
   viewers in the United States alone. The songs were almost entirely in
   Spanish, with vivid displays of Puerto Rican and Latin American imagery, and
   a humane sensibility sharply at odds with Trump’s fascistic xenophobia.

   "That this performance could attract such an audience underscores the highly
   integrated, multilingual character of the working population and its deep
   democratic sentiments, even within the framework of “Super Bowl Sunday,”
   a central ritual of consumerism, nationalism and militarism. Within this
   thoroughly “all‑American” spectacle, Bad Bunny’s set was, in its own
   limited way, an artistic response to recent political developments.

   "[...] The rapper’s halftime show featured a prominent rejection of
   colonialism and US imperialism."
  
  Well, well, well, we are 100% in agreement.


[1] The following video does a great job of analyzing the details as well. He
    had a version with the lyrics translated for some segments and he gave us a
    glimpse of what "America B" looked like on TP USA's half-time celebration,
    where they collected the "deadbeat dads" on stage.
  
  [media]

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    <![CDATA[Real Fit Life (RFL)]]>
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    <updated>2025-05-24T21:55:26+02:00</updated>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[[image]Real Fit Life (RFL) was a training program invented by a
high-school friend that Kath and I did for years. I had forgotten the
exact steps and exercises but then found that my past self had written
everything down in a text file.

[Warm-up Exercises]

The warmup phase is timed. You should do each set...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 24. May 2025 21:55:26
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[image]Real Fit Life (RFL) was a training program invented by a high-school
friend that Kath and I did for years. I had forgotten the exact steps and
exercises but then found that my past self had written everything down in a text
file.

[Warm-up Exercises]

The warmup phase is timed. You should do each set of exercises above the same
amount of time. You can also adjust the amount of time you pause between sets.
If you're just starting out or aren't so fit, you should probably do: Sets of 30
seconds each, with 15 seconds pause between

This summer, you did sets of 1:00 or 1:15 (you did that once, with me) with no
pauses.

   1. Run in place
   2. Jumping jacks
   3. Squat thrusts
   4. Step-ups (right leg first)
   5. Step-ups (left leg first)
   6. Mountain climbers

[Main Exercises]

The main exercises are split into groups of pairs/triads. Unlike the warmup,
these are, for the most part, not timed. Instead, you select a number of
exercises per set you want to do and do that for ALL of them. As with the
warmup, you can adjust the amount of rest time you give yourself between
exercises. A good starting point is to do 8 exercises per set and give yourself
15 seconds pause between sets.

This summer, you did sets of 10, 12 and 15 reps, depending on mood and energy
level. We didn't really take pauses between sets, except a few seconds to catch
your breath if needed.

[Group One]

Peel-ups

   Lie on your back, feet flat on the ground, shoulder-width apart; keep your
   hands at your sides, palm down, hovering a few inches off the floor. Slowly
   roll up into a crunch, with chin tucked and slowly roll back down. Alternate:
   keep your hands in front of your forehead, optionally with weights for extra
   strength.

Step-ups

   One set with right leg first; then one set with the left leg first

Do three sets of the above triad of exercises.

[Group Two]

Plank

   This one you do for time again; pick a time you can do and increase by 15
   seconds for each set.

Squats

   Eyes front, shoulders back, stomach in, knees over toes. Hold your hands out
   in front to encourage good form. You should almost feel like your toes are
   lifting a bit if you're doing it right. Hold weights for a shoulder exercise
   as well.

[Group Three]

Push-ups

   Do real push-ups; no going to the knees. If you can't do enough of them, just
   practice holding your weight up and practice your form. Dip slightly at the
   shoulders in a "mini" push-up to slowly get there. I replace these with
   chin-ups instead.

Lunges

   One set with the right leg in front; then one set with the left leg in front.
   Bring your knee to the floor -- barely touching -- and come back up.
   Alternate: hold your arms straight up over your head to train balance; hold
   weights to train strength.

[Marco's Additions]

Push-up Hold

   Whatever you did in the push-up set in group three (push-ups or chin-ups) get
   into position and hold for as long as you can, about a minute, if you can.

Side crunches

   Whatever you were doing for the other sets, do that many side crunches for
   each side. Lie on your side, shoulders back, feet flexed and lifted off the
   ground. Top hand to the side of your head and slowly roll up and roll back
   down.

Jump rope

   Jump rope as many times as you can without stopping. You should be able to
   get to fifty once you practice a bit. If you're ambitious, throw in some
   double-unders: 15-25, if you can.

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    <![CDATA[Table Tennis Tour-de-Force]]>
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    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5371"/>
    <updated>2025-02-14T18:22:40+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[This video of the best moments in international table tennis in 2024 is
nine minutes long and, if you're a bit of a fan, it goes by in no time
flat. Most of the segments are narrated in English and German.

[media]

I learned that a behind-the-back shot is sometimes called a "Strawberry
Shot". I have no...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Feb 2025 18:22:40
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This video of the best moments in international table tennis in 2024 is nine
minutes long and, if you're a bit of a fan, it goes by in no time flat. Most of
the segments are narrated in English and German.

[media]

I learned that a behind-the-back shot is sometimes called a "Strawberry Shot". I
have no idea why. There's also a "Snake Shot", which is putting so much backspin
on the shot from below the table that it winds its way back to your side of the
table after briefly touching down on the other side.

I used to play a ton of table tennis when I was younger. My then-girlfriend and
still-wife still likes to tell people, when they ask, that I did not have a lot
of time for her in high school because I was always playing ping pong at my
house with my friends. We would organize for six to eight of us to hang out and
play singles, doubles, ... just for hours. We played right through the winter,
with mini electric heaters to warm up our hands. We'd leave them blasting on
high, to try to get it warm enough, despite the deep sub-zero temperatures of
Central New York State (CNY).

I had friends who were much better than I was at smash rallies. They were just
incredibly consistent with low, flat smashes [1]. Another guy was the most
incredible defensive player, never smashing, but putting so much spin with long,
looping shots that it was almost impossible to control. [2]

[image]In my senior year of high school, I had advanced math courses at a local
college, so my schedule had a lot of free time in it -- time that I spent
playing table tennis for hours each day. I got so good that I could beat almost
everyone handily, so I started training my left hand, with which I also got
quite good. I would use that against the worse players, so they would feel like
they had a fighting chance, and it was more interesting for me. Sometimes I
lost, but I wouldn't switch back. Fair's fair.

I've done the behind-the-back shot before. It's not as hard as it looks, but in
competition...that's ballsy. No-look shots and no-look serves were very popular
with my crowd as well.

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[1] Hey, Rob and Sean.


[1] Hey Ted and Chris.

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    <![CDATA[Spam videos are eating up Caitlin Clark]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5235</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5235"/>
    <updated>2024-11-10T21:50:29+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[I do not recommend watching the video below. A friend of mine who thinks
that I don't appreciate Caitlin Clark enough sent me this video. It is
pure clickbait. Caitlin Clark just finished up her rookie season in the
WNBA. She put some of the best numbers the league has ever seen and has,
nearly...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Nov 2024 21:50:29
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I do not recommend watching the video below. A friend of mine who thinks that I
don't appreciate Caitlin Clark enough sent me this video. It is pure clickbait.
Caitlin Clark just finished up her rookie season in the WNBA. She put some of
the best numbers the league has ever seen and has, nearly single-handedly,
significantly boosted her not only her own team but the status of the WNBA, in
general.

The video breathlessly speculates whether she will come back for another season.

[image]I kid you not: that's the hypothesis that they start with. For two long
minutes, they talk about her social media feeds being "silent" while the world
waited to find out whether a tremendously successful, 22-year--old athlete is
going to retire from basketball or whether she will "try another sport."


[media]


This is the trash that people spend their time on. The video is 171/2 minutes
long. I didn't listen past the first two minutes because I couldn't stand it
anymore. It's just hot garbage, just noise posing as information. They make up a
facially ludicrous proposition, get their listeners invested in the tragedy of
it, then dispel it, providing relief from a notion that they hadn't believed in
five minutes before. It's pure dopamine-manipulation.

It worked on my friend, who's more than a little susceptible.

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    <![CDATA[Ultramarathons are kind of crazy]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5009</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5009"/>
    <updated>2024-08-18T00:24:23+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
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    <![CDATA[The video linked below is a great 1-hour documentary [1] about one guy
-- Karel Sabbe -- who finished the "Barkley Marathon"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley_Marathons>, which is,

"[...] an ultramarathon trail race held each year in Frozen Head State
Park in Morgan County, Tennessee, United States. The course, which
varies from year to year,"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Aug 2024 00:24:23
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The video linked below is a great 1-hour documentary [1] about one guy -- Karel
Sabbe -- who finished the "Barkley Marathon"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley_Marathons>, which is,

"[...] an ultramarathon trail race held each year in Frozen Head State Park in
Morgan County, Tennessee, United States. The course, which varies from year to
year, consists of five loops of the 20+ mile, off-trail course for a total of
100 miles."

The video is named #17 because he's only the 17th person to have finished the
race in its 40-year history. And people aren't necessarily getting better at it:
In 2022, for example, no-one finished.

[media]

People swear that the loops are more like 25 miles long, not 20+ miles. You have
to run all five loops in 60 hours or less. There are about 20,000m of
incline/decline as well. Also, you run at night and day. Also, you have to run
each lap in the opposite direction of the previous one. [image]Also, you can't
use a GPS (that's why no-one knows how long the loops are). Also, you have to
collect 13 pages from 13 books along the way on each loop. You have to get the
right pages. Also, it's cold. Also, it's sometimes hot. Also, you only pay a
$1.60 registration fee. If it's your first time, you have to bring a license
plate from your home state and/or country. Only 40 people are invited to run
each year. Doing only three loops is called the "fun run".

There's a longer documentary called "The Barkley Marathons: The race that eats
its young" <https://barkleymovie.com/>. It used to be on Netflix, but of course
it's not there anymore -- because why should you be able to re-watch something
on a service like Netflix?

Anyway, in this year's race, the winner of the French version of the Barkley,
the "Chartreuse Terminorum" <http://chartreuse-terminorum.fr/>, which is also 5
loops, but of 60km each, Sébastien Raichon didn't even make it four loops this
year. Beware: even if you can read French, the web site is nearly unnavigable --
probably deliberately so. "Chartreuse Terminorum"
<https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartreuse_Terminorum> has more information, but
also only in French,

"La course se déroule du vendredi au lundi. Le parcours comporte cinq boucles
de 60 km pour un total de 25 000 mètres de dénivelé."

It also has books and, like the Barkley, is designed to have as few finishers as
possible. It also costs only €3 (1 cent per kilometer). Each entrant must
bring, instead of a license plate, a bottle of alcohol from their home region.

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[1] Karel is a genuinely genial person. You can watch even more of him in a
    video of him reclaiming the record for running the Pacific Crest Trail,
    which he'd set the record on, and then had to reclaim. It's an almost 50-day
    run.
  
  [media]

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hypocrisy of Olympic propoportions]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4971</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4971"/>
    <updated>2024-02-12T22:08:05+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Israel and Russia Have No Place in the 2024 Paris Olympics"
by Jules Boykoff & Dave Zirin
<https://jacobin.com/2024/01/israel-russia-war-invastion-olympics/>
writes,

"[image]In November, an IOC spokesperson insisted that Russia presented
“a unique situation and cannot be compared to any other war or
conflict in the world.” The statement beggars belief. Both Russia and
Israel are engaged"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 12. Feb 2024 22:08:05
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The article "Israel and Russia Have No Place in the 2024 Paris Olympics" by
Jules Boykoff & Dave Zirin
<https://jacobin.com/2024/01/israel-russia-war-invastion-olympics/> writes,

"[image]In November, an IOC spokesperson insisted that Russia presented “a
unique situation and cannot be compared to any other war or conflict in the
world.” The statement beggars belief. Both Russia and Israel are engaged in
asymmetrical warfare, attacking civic infrastructure and private residences and
leaving a long trail of civilian deaths and casualties."

The authors' statements beggar belief. Did they write this with only the NYT as
a source? The Russian and Israeli conflicts are not in any way comparable as far
as targeting civilians goes. The Russian conflict is grinding and illegal, but
it has killed far, far fewer civilians than Israel's conflict in Gaza, which
seems to have the intent of killing civilians until the others run away. All
wars are horrible, but some wars are worse than others. No invasion is
justified, but why is the Russian one invasion the only one that causes people
to think about banning the invading country's athletes? Is it because it's easy?

"At all costs, IOC president Thomas Bach does not want to offend the United
States, which is scheduled to host the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles and
is all but certain to host the 2034 Winter Games in Salt Lake City."

They write this as if that statement doesn't completely obviate all of the rest
of their reasoning about principles. Are they going to mention how ludicrous it
is to speak of morals when the U.S. should have never -- at least in my lifetime
-- been allowed to participate, by these standards? These are standards that I
agree to, by the way! It's just that we always hear about standards in relation
to any country that does not run the Empire where the journalist lives.

Just to be clear: there are two authors on this article and neither one of them
could clean up this dumpster-fire of an article to have a principled
through-line.

"There is no moral rationale undergirding the IOC’s hypocrisy when it comes to
Israel and Russia."

AND AMERICA MOST OF ALL. JFC. Blind spot much? The U.S. funds Israel. The U.S.
bombing a dozen countries right now, its drones are everywhere, killing
indiscriminately. it sanctions dozens more to economic death. It just started a
new war on Yemen, actively bombing them itself after funding and arming Saudi
Arabia to do it for eight years before that. It's running an $80B-per-year proxy
war in Ukraine, and it is actively bombing the three poorest countries in the
world. Russia is a piker in comparison.

But even these two authors can't bring themselves to say that, should the IOC
want to espouse actual principles about only supporting non-warring nations,
then its primary funder would never be able to participate. That's why it is,
unfortunately, nonsensical to talk about banning countries on principle. Unless
the U.S. is included, it would always be banning politically.

"More recently, the IOC banned Afghanistan from the 2000 Sydney Olympics because
the Taliban barred women from competing in sports."

JFC. Just dumping on Afghanistan, as one of the poorest and most-attacked
countries on the planet. Living under the Taliban isn't bad enough? Now you also
can't compete at the Olympics?

"The IOC’s actions raise the question: Is there anything Russia or Israel
could do that would get them banned from the Paris Games?"

The authors are really irritating me. I guess Nation writers really do work for
Empire.

While we're on the subject: was France or Great Britain ever punished for having
torn Libya to shreds? I expect more of Dave Zirin, to be honest. I wouldn't have
expected this kind of tone-deaf take from him.

"Zelensky is aware of the IOC’s pivotal role in all this. In February, he said
, “The International Olympic Committee needs honesty,” but added, “honesty
it has unfortunately lost.”"

Now they're citing that idiot like he matters. He's a literal dictator. He has
banned elections indefinitely. There are no plans for elections in Ukraine. Most
other political parties have been banned. Almost all media organizations have
been banned. Ukraine conscrips soldiers into a meat-grinder of a war that
they're running terribly. Ukraine bombs its own citizens. His regime is riddled
with right-wing extremists, if not outright Nazis. But, sure, let's hear what he
has to say about how the IOC is the biggest problem. Let's read how these two
fools cite him talking about how other people aren't honest. Honestly, how in
the tank can you possibly be for the U.S. regime? Do these two not see that
they're trying to get the IOC to be a mouthpiece for Empire?

"The IOC, if it acted against Russia, would no doubt be accused of profound
hypocrisy. There are many countries over the decades — such as the United
States during the Vietnam War or the Iraq War — that deserved sanction and
exclusion from the Olympics, but the IOC remained silent. To penalize Russia,
they will argue, is nothing more than a double standard: US foreign policy
wrapped in Olympic bunting."

Finally! Too little, late. And the formulation indicates that they're going to
dismiss this statement in the final few paragraphs.

"It’s about standing up to Russia and Israel because, whether the Olympic
athlete wants it or not, their success would be folded into nationalism and the
war effort."

Bullshit. It's about writing this article now rather when the U.S. invades. How
does that statement not apply to the U.S.? HOW?

"We should demand consistency and accountability from the IOC. Now is the time
for the group to abide by its own stated standards. Russia, in the name of
Ukraine, has no place in the Games. Israel, in the name of Gaza, has no place in
the Games."

And the U.S. In the name of Yemen.

Look, I don't think the IOC should ban athletes from any country. I think we
need more places for countries to meet on neutral ground, without judging each
and every citizen of the country for the crimes of its government. That's the
leeway that the U.S. has had for decades, going on a century. The fans may have
something to say, but you should at least let the athletes participate. God
knows it's one of the few channels for diplomacy remaining. And these two
foolish authors would rather convert it into another weapon to point at the
U.S.'s official enemies.

The IOC is corrupt from top to bottom. It always has been. There is no use
arguing for principles now. The entire article made no sense, but I fear that it
got so much knee-jerk support from exactly the crowd it was written for:
unthinking, uninformed, quasi-liberal, affluent Biden-voters.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Are wall angels supposed to be difficult?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4819</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4819"/>
    <updated>2023-12-30T16:34:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I learned about an exercise called a "Wall Angel" today from a
programmer who'd struggled with back, shoulder, and arm pain. I suffer
from none of those, but I do have a quick morning stretching routine
that I try to stick to. I'm always curious if there's something I can
add to the mix.

What's a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 30. Dec 2023 16:34:36
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I learned about an exercise called a "Wall Angel" today from a programmer who'd
struggled with back, shoulder, and arm pain. I suffer from none of those, but I
do have a quick morning stretching routine that I try to stick to. I'm always
curious if there's something I can add to the mix.

What's a wall angel?

[image]

Technically, yes.

The exercise, though, is like a snow angel, but performed up against a wall.

It took me a few search links to find something that would just tell me that,
instead of trying to impose draconian cookie requirements or glitchy,
non-functioning videos. I found it on "LiveStrong"
<https://www.livestrong.com/article/13769150-wall-angels/>,

"It's a shoulder exercise that involves standing against a wall and raising your
arms overhead in an arcing motion, much like making a snow angel."

[image]

OK. I guess there's not much to it.

It's a good thing that it's so easy because the video isn't working there
either.

Then, near the bottom, I see:

"Why Do Wall Angels Feel So Hard?

"Reaching your arms overhead demands ​a lot​ of upper-back and shoulder
mobility.

"Think of this mobility as a combination of flexibility, strength and muscular
control. And all three of these are things we tend to lack."

WTF?

Was this written by an AI? Or did I miss a memo? Is raising your arms over your
head considered a strenuous activity now?

I'm looking at a picture of a very healthy-looking, veiny-armed individual for
whom standing up and putting his arms up shouldn't pose too much of a problem.

I've not added this to my morning stretching routine. I'm already reaching for
the sky anyway. Mission accomplished.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Managing maps on a Garmin device]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4777</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4777"/>
    <updated>2023-12-29T10:58:01+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I was in the U.S. over the summer and had purchased the U.S. map from
Garmin. There wasn't enough room to store the U.S. map on the device.
This article assumes that you've tried to sync your maps to your device
with Garmin Express, but it failed to copy because you don't have enough
space.

If you...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. Dec 2023 10:58:01
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I was in the U.S. over the summer and had purchased the U.S. map from Garmin.
There wasn't enough room to store the U.S. map on the device. This article
assumes that you've tried to sync your maps to your device with Garmin Express,
but it failed to copy because you don't have enough space.

If you have enough space on your device, then why how did you even end up here?

<info>tl;dr:

  * Use Garmin BaseCamp to view loaded maps.
  * Back up, then remove some map files (see "below" <#maps> for more details).
  * Reload in BaseCamp to see which ones are now gone.
  * Restore them if they were the wrong ones.
  * Repeat until you have enough space for the maps you actually need right
    now..
  * Add the maps you purchased.

</info>

[Buying and ... installing. ⛔️]

You can buy maps directly from Garmin, but Garmin will not help you in any way
to load them onto your device unless your device has enough room for the new
maps. If it does not, then you're out of luck, as far as Garmin is concerned.

I imagine that their solution would be to either (A) buy a larger device with
more storage or (B) just buy a second device for the other country.

Problem solved. Thanks Garmin.

If you're not willing to upgrade your device and you'd rather just use the
damned maps that you've purchased, then read on.

[Managing maps for different regions]

In my particular case, the European maps use about 10GB. My Garmin Edge 530 has
15GB of space. The North America maps are also about 8GB, so I can't have all of
the maps on my device at once.

I would like to "manage" my maps, preferring to keep the U.S. map for the time
I'm in the States, then going back to the European maps. I would like some idea
of how I could know what I'm losing if I were to remove the European West and
East maps (which I don't think I need, but I'm not 100% sure). There is no
mechanism for identifying which files correspond to which maps. There is no
mechanism for archiving maps.

[Maps. How do they work?]

I've managed to learn that,

  * All of the maps are located in the /Garmin folder of your device.
  * Each map has three files: gma, unl, img.
  * The img file is the largest one -- usually several gigabytes.
  * There is no good way of discovering which of the several copies of maps for
    a region contains which levell of detail for which regions.

[Available apps]

[Garmin Connect]

Garmin Connect won't help you, neither the app nor the web site.

[Garmin Express]

Garmin Express won't help you either.

[Garmin MapManager]

You can -- sometimes -- use Garmin Map Manager to see which maps are on your
device. If the app even shows your device -- which it didn't for me, when I just
checked again -- the Reveal in Finder button doesn't actually show the map in
the Finder. Instead, it just shows a parent folder that leaves you with no idea
which of the map files corresponds to the map you selected in the dialog.

You're left with just guessing which files correspond to the maps you want to
remove -- and hoping for the best. However, you might be able to stumble toward
figuring out which maps you've removed when you reload the Map Manager after
having moved some files.

This procedure is similar to Garmin BaseCamp, which at least seems to more
reliably show the device.

[Garmin BaseCamp]

[image]Did you know that there's an app called Garmin BaseCamp? It shows you the
data that you have stored on your device: maps, activities, etc. It does not let
you do anything useful with these, though. It doesn't let you really see which
region is covered by a map. It also doesn't help you figure out which degree of
detail is covered by which map.

For example, there are three maps for Europe: Central, West, and East. They look
like they have a ton of overlap. I think I only need the Central one (I mostly
ride in Switzerland). I can't see which map does what, though. It looks like all
three maps have the main roads for everywhere, but only have fine detail for
certain parts? Maybe? It's really, really hard to tell.

Still, it will help you at least see which maps you have installed on your
device. It will not help you actually see which cryptically named files
correspond to which regions, though.

So, you remove some map files, reload BaseCamp, see what's missing, adjust until
you've got enough space for the maps you need right now.

This is tedious, but workable. 🙌 

OK. 👌  Is that all clear? Does that sound like fun 🤩 ? Because it totally
is 💯.

It's utterly incredible that this is where Garmin is at with their support for
their navigation and sports devices after a couple of decades of dominating the
market. Capitalist optimization FTW. 🙌 

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Garmin Edge 500 => Edge 530]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4742</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4742"/>
    <updated>2023-05-30T22:17:44+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]I recently purchased a Garmin Edge 530 biking computer to upgrade
from my Edge 500. It had served me well for over ten years, but the
battery was no longer holding a charge reliably and wouldn't last longer
than 3 or 4 hours maximum. I also wanted to be able to store routes so
that I was no longer...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 30. May 2023 22:17:44
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[image]I recently purchased a Garmin Edge 530 biking computer to upgrade from my
Edge 500. It had served me well for over ten years, but the battery was no
longer holding a charge reliably and wouldn't last longer than 3 or 4 hours
maximum. I also wanted to be able to store routes so that I was no longer the
only annoying guy in the group who had no idea where I was going when we left
familiar territory.

I got the 530 because it's compact and doesn't have a touch-screen.

I'm still trying to figure out how to turn off the "sharp corner warnings" when
I'm not navigating. It makes no sense to announce turns that I might be taking
-- but usually am not taking.

Note to Garmin: here in Switzerland, we have traffic circles. Like, a LOT of
traffic circles. You may have heard of them? No, I don't think you have, because
your silly gadget warns me about every single one as a "sharp U-Turn" even
though it has NO IDEA which exit I'm planning to take because I'm not riding a
route.

Also, while I am navigating, the "upcoming turn" warnings are great, of course.
But ... only when you're actually moving at speed. Otherwise, they dominate your
device for up to a minute as you crawl your way up a 12% grade toward that
"dangerous, sharp corner" that you're likely to fly off of at 10km/hr. I think
I've figured out how to have it show those hints only when I'm actually looking
at the map, but I haven't tested yet whether that's better (next up: I'll be
complaining about missing turns on my route).

Note to Garmin: here in Switzerland, we have hills and mountains and passes.
Like, a LOT of hills. You may have heard of them? No, I don't think you have,
because your silly gadget warns me about "upcoming turns" for 45 seconds before
I get to them because I'm GOING UPHILL. I'm fascinated to see that you've been
working on these devices for decades and still haven't figured out how to adjust
the lead time for a turn warning based on vehicle speed.

Fortunately, it pays to complain loudly about things because my friend patiently
wrote back that,

"On the Garmin 530 it's located under "Settings" / "Activity Profiles" - select
the profile you want to change, then scroll down to "Navigation". You'll now see
the Sharp Bend feature and by default it's "on."

Doh!

I was on that page. I turned the other option to Text only so that it stops
switching to the map on me. I somehow did not see the Sharp Bend option that WAS
RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

Complaining loudly in a semi-public forum FTW! 🎉

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Garmin VO<sub>2</sub> Max, Fitness age, and Intensity minutes]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4692</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4692"/>
    <updated>2023-02-18T22:05:19+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]I've been noticing for a while that our so-called technological
overlords are trying to sell us a vision of meticulously tracked health
data that will help us all move toward a fitter, healthier lifestyle --
and, hopefully, alert us when things are starting to go awry in these
delicate biological...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Feb 2023 22:05:19
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[image]I've been noticing for a while that our so-called technological overlords
are trying to sell us a vision of meticulously tracked health data that will
help us all move toward a fitter, healthier lifestyle -- and, hopefully, alert
us when things are starting to go awry in these delicate biological machines we
inhabit.

Insurance companies are starting to incorporate this data into their decisions
on how much to charge you for the pleasure of not losing everything you own
should you become ill.

As with all things technological these days, these devices and their data are
granted a cachet they've done absolutely nothing to deserve. Long story short,
take all of these numbers with a grain of salt 🧂 and don't base your ego or
mood 😑 on them.

And let's hope that either the devices get a lot better or that our societies
and/or corporate overlords come to their senses and stop making financially
consequential decisions based on them.

We will, of course, have to hope for the former because the latter ain't gonna
happen.

[Heart rate & intensity minutes]

This figure doesn't have any real meaning. It's supposed to be an indicator of
how hard your body is exercising. It tracks both "regular" and "vigorous"
minutes. You get double the intensity minutes for vigorous activity. It is a
mystery how these minutes are calculated. You would think they would be related
to heart rate -- after all, it's pretty much the only thing that a Garmin Venu 2
can measure -- -but the story is not that simple.

If you're not tracking an activity, the watch doesn't seem to measure heart rate
very consistently at all. When I ride the indoor bike, it's not enough to track
the activity on my phone, connected via BlueTooth to the trainer. In order to
track heart rate and record intensity minutes, I have to start the activity on
my watch -- otherwise it doesn't notice that I'm pushing an average of 230W for
an hour.

It. just. doesn't. notice.

How is this possible when the watch is on my wrist, measuring my heart rate? Why
doesn't it notice that my heart rate is considerably elevated? It is a mystery,
but it does not. I'll be 20 minutes into the workout and realize that I've
forgotten to let my watch know that I'm working out. I look at my heart rate
there: 72bpm. Impossible. I sit up, but continue pedaling. I start an activity
on my watch. My heart rate jumps to 142bpm immediately. It continues to climb
over the next few minutes, settling in between 155 and 170, as I would expect
for going pretty much all-out.

But...how is it possible that the watch didn't notice my elevated heart rate on
its own? Why would it just tell me I had a 72bpm? What the hell did it think it
was measuring that it suddenly started measuring differently when I told it to
pay attention?

Another anecdote.

I went for a walk today, climbing 290m over 4km to a lovely little restaurant
called Rosinli that perches on a hill just outside my back door. They're under
new management and seem to be doing a nice job of it, but that's neither here
nor there.

I thought I'd started tracking the hike, but I had, alas, not. This is another
point of contention: why does the watch require that I not only select to start
an activity, select the activity, and then force me to press again to start the
activity? Shouldn't that be the default behavior? Couldn't I just press stop if
I'd intended only to set up the activity for recording but not really get going
yet?

But I digress.

Anyway, I wasn't tracking the activity and I was so taken with the walk that I
didn't notice that my watch wasn't alerting me as the kilometers unrolled, as it
would had it been tracking an activity. I had glanced at my watch a few times to
see my heart rate when my partner asked me what mine was on the steep bits. I
saw a maximum of 117bpm and 110 and 111 a few other times. It's pretty steep
back there.

When we got near the top, I finally noticed that I'd forgotten to start the
activity. My watch had recorded 0 intensity minutes. It simply doesn't pick up,
on its own, that something is going on. If you're not within the context of an
actively recording activity, then you can't trust any of the numbers.

I noticed as well that the intensity minutes recorded by my Venu 2 are only
about 1/3 of the minutes recorded by the ForeRunner 235 I had for years before
this watch.

None of this makes any sense. It feels wildly unscientific and unreliable.

👎 Intensity minutes will only ever be approximate.

[VO<sub>2</sub> Max]

Similarly, the VO2-max score is nearly useless. For one, it is nearly impossible
to see this value. You can dig through the app on your phone to find it -- More
➡ Performance Stats ➡ VO<sub>2</sub> Max -- but you'll ever see it very
fleetingly on your watch. I've only ever seen it after a walk, never after a
hike. I think it also appeared after a couple of runs, but I don't run a lot.

It has never once appeared after cycling because... why? Isn't cycling an
endurance activity for which VO<sub>2</sub> Max (A) could be measured and (B)
would be relevant, if not important? If I've only cycled for a while, then
Garmin kind of forgets about my VO<sub>2</sub> Max as if there were simply no
way to know that figure until I would just do some exercise.

The value appears on the watch only for a few seconds immediately after having
recorded an activity -- and then never again. There is no way to view this value
on your watch, otherwise.

Anyway, six months ago, after having had my watch for a good month already, my
watch was convinced that my VO<sub>2</sub> Max was about 30. This is a terrible
score, even for a 70-year-old man. If you're 70 and only clocking a 30
VO<sub>2</sub> Max, then you should probably see a doctor or take a COVID test,
at the very least. You're not absorbing a lot of oxygen, bub.

This was, of course, right in the middle of a typically spectacular,
long-distance, biking season for me. But the needle didn't move at all until it
started to rise all the way to 35 about three months later. Then, over the next
two months, it's risen to 45 and stayed there for a couple of weeks now.

My app now trumpets that I'm in the top 15% of all athletes my age.

Cool, but what am I to believe? What the hell is it actually measuring? And why
was it so wrong for so long and now I'm supposed to assume it's right? And why
did it make "jumps" in the span of a couple of weeks a couple of times now? It's
like it just woke up and realized that I exercise.

I mean, it was definitely wrong before. I would have trouble getting up the
stairs with a VO<sub>2</sub> Max of 30, so that couldn't have been right. But
why would I now believe that 45 is correct? I have no reason for doing so.

👎 VO<sub>2</sub> Max will only ever be approximate.

[Fitness Age]

You can probably imagine what I think of this value. I've only recently learned
about it. You can only find it on the app -- More ➡ Health Stats ➡ Fitness
Age -- but not on the watch.

I honestly don't even want to hazard a guess as to how this is calculated. I
shudder to think of its accuracy.

For the first seven months that I owned the watch, I'd never heard of it, then
it suddenly told me sometime last week that my fitness age had decreased to 43.
Just out of the blue, I got a message on my watch. Congratulations!

I have no idea what to make of this. Again, I'm in the slowest part of my
fitness year. It's winter and it's even been particularly slow because the
weather hasn't been conducive to hiking or skiing and I've been nursing a sore
achilles tendon back to health. I had the watch when I was banging out 200km per
week on the bike last summer. Apparently, that level of endurance training
didn't have any effect on my fitness age.

Or maybe it was a software upgrade. Or, maybe...

👎 Fitness Age will only ever be approximate.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Super Bowl  LVII]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4686</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4686"/>
    <updated>2023-02-14T16:58:40+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This was a pretty good game, unless you like defense. I will leave most
of the political commentary in the capable hands of others. [1]

[image]

  * Zelensky 🇺🇦 video call, of course
  * Marine Corps 🎖
  * Military Color Guard 🪖
  * Jets flying over the stadium 🛩
  * Three or four songs to start it off? ✅
  * The

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Feb 2023 16:58:40
Updated by marco on 15. Feb 2023 06:26:15
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This was a pretty good game, unless you like defense. I will leave most of the
political commentary in the capable hands of others. [1]

[image]

  * Zelensky 🇺🇦 video call, of course
  * Marine Corps 🎖
  * Military Color Guard 🪖
  * Jets flying over the stadium 🛩
  * Three or four songs to start it off? ✅
  * The National Anthem was a very nice rendition by Chris Stapleton 🎸
  * Coaches and players crying like bitches? 😭 Oh, yeah.
  * Giant American flag? 🇺🇸 Yup.
  * Soldiers and wars mentioned all the time in the run-up? Yup.
  * Paeans to America? Oh yeah.
  * Mentioning 9--11? Yup. 
  * Pretending that Pat Tillman wasn't anti-war [2] and wasn't murdered by
    friendly fire? Yup.
  * 2h19m into the coverage and still no kickoff? ✅
  * The first quarter saw the teams trade a couple of touchdowns 🏈 🏈

  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 7 -- 7 PHI</info> 
  * First-quarter 🕒 
  * Eagles 🦅 quarterback Hurts starts the second quarter with a long bomb for a
  touchdown in the first eight seconds. 🏈

  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 7 -- 14 PHI</info> But the Eagles fumble halfway through the second quarter and gift the Chiefs a
  touchdown. 🏈 
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 14 -- 14 PHI</info> Hurts again: long run on his own to set up 4th and 2 at the 6. Chiefs with
  illegal motion and it's 1st and goal. Hurts runs it in himself on the first
  play. 🏈
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 14 -- 21 PHI</info> 
  * Mahomes makes a poor quarterback run of his own and is tackled on his
    injured ankle. Philly gets the ball back and makes a run down the field.
  * Philly settles for a field goal and the first half ends.
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 14 -- PHI 24</info> 
  * Half-time. 🕕
  * Rihanna is high up on a platform. The songs are a mess. It's fifteen minutes
    long, but feels longer. Lots of fireworks. 🎆
  * KC gets a touchdown 🏈 in the first five minutes, then quickly gets the
  Eagles to cough up a fumble and scores on that, too. It's called back ⛔️
  because the received did not have control of the ball, which is a totally
  bizarre call because it very much looked like he did. The German 🇩🇪
  announcers had it 100% right, though.
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 21 -- PHI 24</info> 
  * Next are a bunch of ⚠️ flags with questioned calls. Philly gets a
    razor-thin decision on a catch/not-catch, gets the ball back, and KC loses a
    time-out.
  * Eagles settle for another field goal. 🏈
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 21 -- PHI 27</info> 
  * Fourth quarter begins. 🕤
  * Kansas City comes marches up the field quickly for a touchdown, on a nice
  positioning fake-out for an easy walk-in. 🏈
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 28 -- PHI 27</info> KC puts tremendous pressure on Hurts and they're forced to punt. and KC is
  back on the offense. KC gets another one. 🏈
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 35 -- PHI 27</info> A quick drive, a long pass, an unfortunate step out-of-bounds two yards before
  the end zone, but then a quarterback sneak, a two-point conversion, and it's
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 35 -- PHI 35</info> 
  * Five minutes left and it's all tied up. 🕚
  * KC gets up the field -- with a run from Mahomes -- and gets within TD range.
    They're a bit early, though. So, they need to waste time before kicking a
    field goal. The Eagles help them out by holding on a play, giving them a new
    first down. Chiefs are wasting as much time as they can. It's 3rd and 5 with
    less than a minute. They're at the 7-yard line.
  * Field goal KC with 00:08 remaining
  <info style="text-align: center" width="20%">KC 38 -- PHI 35</info> 
  * Hail Mary from Hurts goes nowhere, falling harmlessly into the middle of the
    field.

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[1] The article "Super Bowl LVII: Money, militarism, spectacle … and football"
    by Kevin Reed <https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2023/02/15/ssjr-f15.html>
    described how,
  
     * Tickets averaged $5000
     * The pilots of the jets were all-female
     * Rihanna is worth about $1.2B
     * Etc.


[1] See "Anti-War Voices Accuse Super Bowl of 'Hijacking the Pat Tillman Story'"
    by Brett Wilkins <https://www.commondreams.org/pat-tillman>,
  "However, the army knew in the days immediately following Tillman's death
   that he had been shot three times in the head from less than 30 feet away by
   so-called "friendly fire," and that U.S. troops had burned his uniform and
   body armor in a bid to conceal their fatal error."

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[World Cup 2022]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4638</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4638"/>
    <updated>2022-12-18T21:55:05+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]As a friend of mine has repeatedly written, "I feel bad for
anyone boycotting this World Cup because it's the best tournament of our
lifetimes." He also felt bad for himself that he would have to "go back
to watching shitty premier league and MLS after this." He's quite a bit
younger than I am, it's...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Dec 2022 21:55:05
Updated by marco on 18. Dec 2022 22:16:04
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[image]As a friend of mine has repeatedly written, "I feel bad for anyone
boycotting this World Cup because it's the best tournament of our lifetimes." He
also felt bad for himself that he would have to "go back to watching shitty
premier league and MLS after this." He's quite a bit younger than I am, it's the
best tournament I've seen as well. The football has been absolutely top-notch.

It may be highly corporatize and corrupt and awful and wrong, but on the field,
it's absolutely amazing. I've never seen so many good goals and such good play
in one tournament. So exciting. Whatever else, you can't take that away from it.

See "Wir suchen das schönste Tor der WM"
<https://www.srf.ch/sport/fussball/fifa-wm-2022/ist-richarlison-zu-schlagen-wir-suchen-das-schoenste-tor-der-wm#poll-ID20259793>
for a 3-minute collection of clips of several goals, as well as a few more that
you could vote on. There were quite a few gorgeous feats.

[A boring interlude]

But who cares how great the soccer was! It's the workers in Qatar who should be
foremost in our minds. It's always interesting to see what we're made to care
about. While workers died in the building of the stadia, it's probably not
exactly clear how many, due to the same exact problem we have with all other
journalism these days: the loudest voices have the loosest allegiance to
reality. 

I haven't put any time into finding out what the real numbers are, but I know
that all reporting about Asia is generally wildly inaccurate. Caveat emptor.
Witness the recent revelation that Iran was going to kill 15,000 protesters. It
turns out to have been one sentenced to death, and that one because he set a
police station on fire. There are a few others on trial where the capital
punishment is possible.

That may or may not the full information on the situation there -- I neither
read Farsi nor do I follow Iran's internal politics -- but it's much closer than
the only number people will likely remember, which is at least three orders of
magnitude too high.

It's interesting, though, that we always hear about boycotts when it's Russia,
or China, or Qatar who's hosting. Qatar and China have abysmal labor practices,
it's true (or I've heard). But so does the U.S. At the same time that rail
workers all over Europe are luxuriating in a single-day strikes that bring them
real gains in remuneration and working conditions, the U.S. just squashed a
looming railroad strike with an act of Congress, essentially telling them these
laborers that they are essential and their lives belong to the corporations that
hired them. If they misbehave in any way, the U.S. will take away their savings
(in the form of their pensions).

And, yet, no-one will ever say one word about boycotting the 2026 world cup
because the U.S. is hosting it. If not for the horrific labor practices, then
what about the hyper-militarization, both domestically and internationally?
Bernie Sanders was just made to retract a bill to stop funding Saudi Arabia's
war against Yemen. No problem. Nothing will ever stop the U.S. from funding
Israel's war on Palestine. No problem. The U.S. is waging a trade war against
Russia and China -- and has done for years. The U.S. is fighting a proxy war in
Ukraine -- as well as several other places. All of this weakens the weakest all
over the world. Is that not enough violence to warrant a boycott? And not a
single word will be said about boycotting that World Cup, when so many, many
words were said about boycotting Qatar's.

[Back to the action]

After the first week, I started watching on the first weekend of the tournament.
I actually ended up watching quite a bit, I guess. I watched most of these games
while doing something else, but nevertheless, there I was, increasingly rapt at
the incredible quality of play.


Group Matches

Argentina   2 -- 0 Mexico
France      2 -- 1 Denmark
Morocco     2 -- 0 Belgium (partial)
Spain       1 -- 1 Germany
Brazil      1 -- 0 Switzerland
Portugal    2 -- 0 Uruguay (partial)
USA         1 -- 0 Iran
Argentina   2 -- 0 Poland
Morocco     2 -- 1 Canada
Japan       2 -- 1 Spain
Switzerland 3 -- 2 Serbia

Quarterfinals

Argentina   2 -- 1 Australia
France      3 -- 1 Poland
Japan       1 -- 1 Croatia     (1 -- 3 PKs)
Morocco     0 -- 0 Spain       (3 -- 0 PKs)
Croatia     1 -- 1 Brazil      (4 -- 2 PKs)
Argentina   2 -- 2 Netherlands (4 -- 3 PKs)
Morocco     1 -- 0 Portugal
England     1 -- 2 France

Semifinals

Argentina   3 -- 0 Croatia
France      2 -- 0 Morocco

Small final

Croatia     2 -- 1 Morocco

Final

France      2 -- 2 Argentina

The Switzerland -- Serbia match was a cracker. Lots of drama and lots of action.
But Switzerland was looking pretty vulnerable at the back. The same for France,
although their offensive firepower and ease with which they got through the
midfield was absolutely amazing. Argentina just picked up steam the whole way,
with Messi playing like a man possessed. Mbappe is also mostly firing on all
cylinders. This should be a very interesting final.

[Small final]

But first, there was the small final, playing for third place. Croatia took care
of Morocco in the first half with an early goal which Morocco matched
immediately, but Croatia had a beautifully placed shot late in the first that
turned out to be the game-winner.

Morocco fought hard, but Croatia is amazing as well. They're a country of about
4M people and they've placed second and third in the last two World Cups.
Incredible depth for such a small country.

[The Final 👏]

And oh my God, what an amazing final!

Argentina goes up on a Messi PK, then goes up 2--0 on a beautiful goal, to go
into halftime with a 2--0 lead. The French finally woke up after the 80th
minute, with Mbappe putting away a PK, then cracking in a lovely shot just
minutes later to tie it up late in the match.

In extra time, things are getting chippy, they're making mistakes, but both are
pressing pretty hard -- as hard as you can expect after 100+ minutes of play.
Messi puts together some amazing plays and finally puts one away with 10 minutes
to go. Incredible!

With four minutes to go, Argentina blocks a shot with an elbow in the penalty
box and it's Mbappe back at the spot. Goal. 3--3.

End-to-end in the extra time, with Martinez blocking a point-block shot for
Argentina, then Argentina taking it to the other end for a shot of their own.
But it goes to penalties.

Mbappe sinks his. Four goals for him. Nothing to complain about there. He's a
national here, for sure. Messi's up. He sinks his. Three goals for him. Also did
his job. Nice to see champions who act like champions when the chips are down.
Incredible work from both of them.

Mbappe would end up being the only goal scorer for France as Argentina made
their next three while France missed both of theirs. Final 3 -- 3 (4 - 1). 

With the Copa America from last year and the World Cup this year and holding
literally every possible record for league and championship play alone, Messi is
the GOAT. But Mbappe is only 23 and delivered a hat trick in a final where he
was fighting for his second World Cup. His numbers are spectacular so far --
they're even better than Messi's were, at the same age.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Crybabies in Qatar]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4632</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4632"/>
    <updated>2022-12-10T11:25:06+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Whatever happened to the rule where only the captain is allowed
to talk to the referee? Now players fly from across the field to deliver
the amazing news to the referee that they don’t think that their
teammate committed a foul and that the referee should reconsider and
retract the call. Which...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Dec 2022 11:25:06
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[image]Whatever happened to the rule where only the captain is allowed to talk
to the referee? Now players fly from across the field to deliver the amazing
news to the referee that they don’t think that their teammate committed a foul
and that the referee should reconsider and retract the call. Which never
happens. But they all line up to tell him anyway. It’s tedious and childish.

A friend clarified for me,

"the point is not to argue that call, its to encourage the ref to reconsider a
future decision on the next call or calls. they are setting the tone, and the
ref either stops it or lets it go on. if your captain is the gk is it reasonable
to expect him to run to the other end of the field to complain a call? no. and
until refs enforce it then players will and should continue to do it. in
footballing terms this is called “shithousery”"

I appreciate the clarification. But I wasn’t confused as to why they do it.
The point about the captain not being close enough is well-taken, but that
possibility doesn’t justify everyone playing “captain”. I don’t care
much either way because I only watch occasionally and can easily walk away (I'm
a dilettante!). I feel bad for people who are stuck watching these antics
without even realizing how far away from actual soccer it’s gotten. That
Overton Window is a sonofabitch.

The world is full of terrible incentives. This is just another of those. I
suppose it’s just my way of complaining every 2-4 years about how soccer is
sometimes more about shithousery than anything else. It’s not an honorable
sport at that level. It’s all about lying and manipulating for advantage when
there’s no other way to get it.

Still, I wonder how much influence shithousery actually has on a professional
referee. Do we put up with watching these antics even though it has no effect on
the game at all? My friend said that "the referee can end it; they just don't",
so is this a deliberate WWE-ification/twitterification of the game?

Perhaps it's deliberately allowed because a lot of people enjoy drama. If there
were less drama, fewer people would watch. Fans of the actual sport have to
watch it be diluted so that it will attract the interest of people who are fans
of drama, but don't care much about what's going on between dramatic scenes.
They could just as well be watching any other reality show, or browsing TikTok.
This mindset poisons the game. [1]

I wonder why this sort of drama hasn't infected ice hockey or NFL football yet?
There, it's the opposite: players are expected to play through the pain and
injury, which is wrong, but in another way.

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[1] I'm fully aware that there is no purity being poisoned at these games.
    Perhaps I'm pleading for them to do a better job of pretending to a purity
    they will never achieve. Yes, FIFA is a corrupt "club" (Verein) that claims
    non-profit status, rakes in billions, and pays no taxes anywhere. Yes, they 
    chose Qatar (and Russia, and the U.S., and other criminal states) as
    locations for their tournaments because it's lucrative to them. Yes, the
    players are generally paid millions, even those from countries with
    demeaningly low average incomes. Yes, adverts for crypto-coins, McDonalds's,
    military contractors, etc. course around the field for the entire game. Yes,
    I know. I wasn't making that point. I was just complaining about crybabies.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[TacX 2022]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4602</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4602"/>
    <updated>2022-11-07T22:46:51+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]It is November, my friends, which means it's time to complain
about Garmin's TacX software.

I dragged my trainer out of the basement on Sunday. I test-connected it
with BlueTooth to the phone and it looked good. I even have a mount for
the phone this year. The bike is, once again, pointing toward...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Nov 2022 22:46:51
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[image]It is November, my friends, which means it's time to complain about
Garmin's TacX software.

I dragged my trainer out of the basement on Sunday. I test-connected it with
BlueTooth to the phone and it looked good. I even have a mount for the phone
this year. The bike is, once again, pointing toward my iMac, so it's perfectly
positioned for watching series or movies.

I set up The Boys S03, climbed up and started pedaling. The software wanted to
calibrate again.

I figured, what the hell, it only took a few seconds the first time, let's humor
TacX. To calibrate, you just start pedaling until you get to 30kph and then let
it spin down. It's literally seconds.

It wouldn't "take".

Several times, just wouldn't calibrate.

There's a "skip" button at the top.

SKIP.

I started my ride with six minutes of riding flat. Then 0.5% for 90 seconds.
Huh, that's pretty easy. Now 1.0% for 90 seconds. Man, am I in great shape! I
barely feel a difference.

Oh.

With or without calibration, the software shows the gradient and speed, but
takes the power output from the trainer. Without calibration, the trainer
doesn't change the resistance.

So, I ended up riding flat-out at about 35kph for 40 minutes instead of riding
"4 hills". The software thinks I did the four hills, but it didn't feel like it
at all.

After I'd finished and had made sure that the ride had been saved, I killed the
app. Upon restart, I was able to calibrate on the first try.

It's my own fault for proceeding without calibration, but why doesn't the
software just reset everything after it's noticed two or three failed
calibration attempts? Couldn't it just ask me, "hey, it looks like calibration
is not working, would you like me to reset everything?". Or "hey, it looks like
calibration is not working. You should prolly just restart the app."

Instead, it offers a "skip" button that suggested to me that I could just ride
with the configuration provided by the previous calculation, not that it would
just not provide resistance. 

What the hell, Garmin? These are basics.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Fixing the auto-save feature on the Garmin Venu 2]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4581</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4581"/>
    <updated>2022-10-09T18:31:38+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following article is the text of a message I sent to Garmin to start
a discussion about improving the UX for saving activities. 🤞

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[image]Is there any way to prevent the Venu 2 from auto-saving an
activity while I'm still working on it?

My old ForeRunner 235 would simply drop out of tracking...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Oct 2022 18:31:38
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The following article is the text of a message I sent to Garmin to start a
discussion about improving the UX for saving activities. 🤞

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[image]Is there any way to prevent the Venu 2 from auto-saving an activity while
I'm still working on it?

My old ForeRunner 235 would simply drop out of tracking mode and wait as long as
I liked to restart the activity. This was fantastic for when I would stop for
lunch on a hike. Or if I'd hiked or biked somewhere, wanted to stay x hours, but
also wanted to record the hike there and back as a single activity.

The Venu 2 insists on staying active and auto-saves if I so much as brush a
sleeve over the surface of the watch.

What I currently do to avoid the annoying auto-save is to lock the screen and
then hope I notice when the watch threatens to auto-save my hike within 30
seconds if I dare to stop longer than 30 minutes.

This is quite annoying because I feel like my use-case is a pretty legitimate
one. Is there any way to keep my watch from pushing me around about saving my
activity?

There are several solutions I'd be happy with:

  * Don't use the touchscreen: Just stop auto-saving the activity. Don't even
    try. Drop out of tracking mode after five minutes like the ForeRunner does.
    It's OK. I'll take responsibility for remembering to either continue or save
    the activity.
  * Ask for confirmation: If you can't stop the auto-saving behavior, please
    make the watch ask me whether I'm sure I want to save the activity and force
    me to press the hardware button (akin to how the "discard" behavior works).
    This would prevent inadvertant auto-saves (which sometimes leads to hikes
    split into 3 or 4 activities, which is just wrong).
  * Just don't auto-save: Just don't ever threaten me with a 30-second countdown
    until the watch saves an activity. I don't ever want to auto-save an
    activity in this way. Are you afraid the data will be lost somehow? Is it
    wasting power toa stay paused so long? Please find another way to resolve
    this (as I mentioned above, the ForeRunner seems to offer a solution).

One final thing: While the "discard activity" behavior includes a confirmation,
the confirmation uses the same hardware button that you'd use to continue the
activity. If you accidentally brushed up against the "discard" touch-screen
button and then press the hardware button to continue without reading the
screen, then you accidentally discard the activity. You could avoid this UX
issue by using the bottom-right button (the "B" button?) to confirm discarding.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Soccer players are spineless crybabies]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4521</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4521"/>
    <updated>2022-06-21T22:18:52+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I cannot emphasize enough how little respect I have for any soccer
player who does not stop whining and complaining about calls, even long
after the referee has indicated that there will be a VAR.

They are a bunch of puling brats.

No pride. No honor.

They are a whole team full of idiotic...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Jun 2022 22:18:52
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I cannot emphasize enough how little respect I have for any soccer player who
does not stop whining and complaining about calls, even long after the referee
has indicated that there will be a VAR.

They are a bunch of puling brats.

No pride. No honor.

They are a whole team full of idiotic children following the referee around like
stupid ducklings, all with the most tragic looks on their faces, as if the
gravest injustice to ever befall mankind had been perpetrated and they need to
prosecute their case endlessly until it is rectified.

And somehow everyone is allowed to talk to the ref, not just the captain. And
they all poke the ref in the chest, and get all handsy—and no-one gets a
yellow or red card.

It’s a tragedy.

If you’ve ever seen ice-hockey, it’s incomprehensible that soccer players
are the same species.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Women's Figure-Skating Finals 2022]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4449</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4449"/>
    <updated>2022-02-20T11:35:52+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Before I quote from any terrible articles below, I'll give my take on
the women's figure-skating finals (long program).

Trusova was an absolute physical powerhouse, nailing jump after jump
after jump, but not exactly linking it all together with very much
style. Sarah Van Berken neé Meier,...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Feb 2022 11:35:52
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Before I quote from any terrible articles below, I'll give my take on the
women's figure-skating finals (long program).

Trusova was an absolute physical powerhouse, nailing jump after jump after jump,
but not exactly linking it all together with very much style. Sarah Van Berken
neé Meier, moderating for SRF in Switzerland, said that she would have been in
the top 10 for men with those jumps. It was an exciting program, but my viewing
partner said it was "ugly", compared to Sakamoto, who is a very pretty skater,
if not as physically bombastic. 

Shcherbakova was a lovely skater and was also very powerful and technically
amazing. She absolutely deserved the gold medal. Trusova should probably have
gotten third, except that she got an unreasonably high presentation score -- it
was only about four points under Sakamoto, which is hard to understand.

The Japanese in general were very pretty skaters, with Yuzuru Hanyu putting in a
gorgeous, languorous routine that looked like he didn't even know anyone was
there. He never two-footed, he never rested, every move was part of a poem he
expressed with himself and his skates. Amazing. Trusova did not look like that.
Neither did Nathan Chen: his routine was great, but very different and not
nearly as pretty, although it was artistic.

Back to the ladies. Valieva fell four times. She did the same routine absolutely
flawlessly in the team competition. She had already handily won the Russian and
European Championships in 2022 (setting world records for points) and won the
junior world championships in 2020. She has been accused of taking an illegal
substance. The team medal she won with Russia hangs in the balance. If she'd won
this competition, there would have been no medal ceremony because it, too, would
have been tainted. We are not supposed to know about this because she is 15 and
she is supposed to be protected. But she is also from a very shitty country
called Russia, so tongues wag and rules are not followed in the urgency to
accuse Russia of not following rules (both in the U.S. and in Switzerland).

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that she threw the final so that her two countrywomen
could take the medals. In all likelihood, without the accusation, Russia would
have swept the women's medals. Instead, they got out of the way and had her fall
her way into fourth place, which she did admirably well. It was relatively easy
convincing a world who'd spent a week calling her a criminal and monster that
the nerves had gotten to a 15-year-old. I don't think that that's what happened,
though. I think Russia or the IOC or all of them told her to fall on her sword
instead. She was probably even remunerated handsomely for it. Those weren't
tears of loss: she was learning how bad it feels to choose the best possible
option of several bad ones. At 15, she has learned the lesson of the world.
She's young; she'll get another chance.

[The NYT is a dumpster fire]

I couldn't even really begin reading articles like "Why the Beijing Olympics Are
So Hard to Watch" by Lindsay Crouse
<https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/13/opinion/culture/beijing-olympics-inspiring-moments.html>
or "After a Disturbing Night, Concern Rises for Teenage Skaters" by Juliet Macur
<https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/18/sports/olympics/olympics-skating-valieva-age.html>
because they're so incredibly opinionated -- even though they're not in the
opinion section of the newspaper. That absolutely doesn't seem to matter in any
way anymore. I'm not sure if it ever did, but I feel like it must have, decades
ago.

This is how Crouse starts her "article" about the Olympics.

"Imagine a dystopian Olympics. Maybe it would have athletes skiing on fake snow
down parched slopes. Robots mixing cocktails, making dumplings and disinfecting
the air. Events staffed by workers not in sportswear but hazmat suits. Instead
of a stadium you are eager to sit in, a bubble you cannot leave.

"They’re being staged in a country whose persecution of the Uyghurs has been
called a genocide by the Biden administration, and yet China had a smiling
Uyghur athlete light the Olympic torch as Presidents Xi Jinping and Vladimir
Putin looked on, two autocrats seated together in the V.I.P. box."

Imagine a country that invades whomever the fuck it feels like whenever the fuck
it feels like it constantly heaving broadsides against other countries, all the
while never once being call on its bullshit or, heaven forfend, even being
considered to be banned from hosting or participating in the Olympics because of
its monstrous crimes. People won't shut about the slap in the face that is
letting China host the Olympics, but no-one ever says anything about the U.S. It
doesn't even occur to anyone that they might be applying their principles
somewhat unevenly.

Or, after a week of relentlessly dumping on Russian skaters, the Times now sends
out Macur to write,

"Finding a way to protect teenagers inside an authoritarian sports system like
Russia’s will be challenging. No doubt girls and women fear speaking out
because of possible reprisal against them or their families. Setting up an
independent group to provide oversight there is not as easy as it sounds.

"This is Russia we’re talking about, the country caught switching out urine
samples in a doping scheme at the 2014 Sochi Games so its athletes could win."

Obviously, America's only concern is for the children. Sure it is. Quit your
bullshit, you utter hypocrites and monsters. It's fascinating to watch a country
talk about other countries' abusive systems when they just had one of the
greatest child-abuse scandals in history in their own women's/girl's gymnastics
program. In that case, it was sexual abuse, completely unrelated to the training
program. You can argue that a training program shouldn't abusive, but you could
pretend to some humility when your own house is shattered glass.

It's unsurprising that this kind of bullshit fills the pages of the New York
Times. Their agenda has been clear for a while now: provoke war with Russia, by
any means possible. I would imagine it's a good trade-off to retain whatever
advertising funding that they have remaining. After having predicted an invasion
on the 16th of February -- smack-dab in the middle of the Olympics -- the front
page on the same day looked like this:

[image]

No humility, no remorse, no surrender. They have their marching orders from the
military-industrial complex.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Setting Salomon S9 12 TI ski bindings]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4388</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4388"/>
    <updated>2021-12-21T12:59:19+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Every time I want to adjust my ski bindings, I (A) remember how easy it
was to adjust them last time and (B) forget how it worked.

It is very easy to adjust the binding for boot length.

   1. Get a flathead screwdriver
   2. Place the screwdriver under the thick metal tab (found below the
      large flathead

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Dec 2021 12:59:19
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Every time I want to adjust my ski bindings, I (A) remember how easy it was to
adjust them last time and (B) forget how it worked.

It is very easy to adjust the binding for boot length.

   1. Get a flathead screwdriver
   2. Place the screwdriver under the thick metal tab (found below the large
      flathead screw)
   3. Lever the screwdriver up to lift the tab
   4. Slide the binding assembly backward or forward to suit the boot size [1]
   5. Make sure that the assembly clicks back into place

[image]

[image]

Click either of the images to show a larger version.

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[1] You'll need both hands to keep the screwdriver lifted and slide the
    assembly. It's not "easy", but it works pretty well once you've got the hang
    of it.

[Justification]

Why did I write this? Because every other damned guide on the Internet is a
5-10--minute video explaining everything but how to do the one thing I wanted to
do. Either that, or it's a wall of text with no useful images (see below). It's
not rocket science, but after a year or two of not doing this, I've usually
forgotten about the tab -- and get all intrigued with the myriad screws
available on the binding.

Unscrewing things is a bad idea. Do not unscrew anything unless you absolutely
have to. You do not have to unscrew anything in order to adjust for a boot --
unless the boot is just way too big or small for the binding placements, in
which case you've got a lot more work ahead of you than you thought.

The guide I ended up using is the enticingly named "How to Adjust Salomon Ski
Bindings" <https://outdoorfilming.com/how-to-adjust-salomon-ski-bindings/>. With
no insult intended to the author, this article feels like it was written by an
AI or perhaps had been translated back and forth a few times with DeepL.

In case you think I'm being unfair, I'm going to cite the section that "helped"
me in full,

"Now to get this next step you must pay close attention since it is an important
part of the process. First, if your boot clicks on the link, this alone does not
mean that the configuration of these links is the most appropriate. As a general
rule, the boot could click on the link independently.

"[Um, what?]

"Therefore, when the boot performs a click, then the metal tab should be between
the external and internal hash marks. When we talk about the metal tab we are
referring to that tab that you initially raised to move the binding.

"[The part above is what actually helped me remember about the tab.]

"Therefore, if this tab is in this place, that is, between these marks, and is
also blocked, then the starting pressure will be adequate or correct. Now, if
the metal tongue is located in the housing of the heel piece, or if it is
hanging beyond the mark corresponding to the outer hash, we would be talking
that the forward pressure is too much, or too low.

"[🤔🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🤷🏼‍♂️]

"From this point, you must click on the union with the boot to discern the level
of forward pressure. To do this, the metal tab should be located on the internal
and external marks, but only at the moment when you do not click on the binding
boot. This step must be done with considerable care as there are many incorrect
positions for this case."

I read a lot of tutorials online and this is one of the more inscrutable I've
encountered. Cheers to them for reminding me about the metal tab, though.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Strategic Acting in Football]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4276</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4276"/>
    <updated>2021-06-05T22:25:47+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]I caught the last 30 minutes of Chelsea vs. MCI in the Champions
League final last week. It showed both sides of football. Both sides
played absolutely brilliantly and it was a nail-biter right up until the
last seconds.

It also showed what’s wrong with football — the team in the lead
started...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Jun 2021 22:25:47
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[image]I caught the last 30 minutes of Chelsea vs. MCI in the Champions League
final last week. It showed both sides of football. Both sides played absolutely
brilliantly and it was a nail-biter right up until the last seconds.

It also showed what’s wrong with football — the team in the lead started
strategically chewing the scenery on several questionable “contacts”. As a
long-time hockey fan, I think it’s just shameful and unnecessary to flop
around to defend a lead.

The team was obviously better than that—they had several wonderful attempts of
their own—but they strategically flopped anyway. It's like it’s instinctual
at this point. Their opponents played basically without fouling, playing
brilliant and inventive and offensive-minded football. A joy to watch.

Of course I understand it’s strategic and it might even have helped waste a
few minutes to ensure the win, but it’s graceless, taking some of the poetry
out of an otherwise brilliant win/defense of lead.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The TacX App in 2020]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3900</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3900"/>
    <updated>2020-12-19T18:23:07+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I wrote the following about a year ago when I first got my TacX. I have
struck out the items that no longer apply.

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The TacX App is a joke. It barely does what it needs to do.

  * It doesn't remember your login for more than a few days Now it
    remembers the login, but randomly shows the log in page

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Dec 2020 18:23:07
Updated by marco on 19. Dec 2020 18:23:26
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I wrote the following about a year ago when I first got my TacX. I have struck
out the items that no longer apply.

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The TacX App is a joke. It barely does what it needs to do.

  * It doesn't remember your login for more than a few days Now it remembers the
    login, but randomly shows the log in page with a loading circle on it
    between some screens, looking very much like it's going to log out and then
    catching itself just before it does and proceeding to the next screen. It's
    like watching a drunk lurch from one side of the street to the other and
    back.
  * [New]: Now the web site also shows "there are no workouts" for a few seconds
    while it rummages around in the database for your data. It's like no-one has
    ever heard of a loading screen at this company.
  * You can't paste into the username/password fields with hotkeys (you have to
    right-click and paste from the shortcut)
  * It doesn't remember any of the pages you were on (e.g. it always defaults to
    the same page in Workouts)
  * You can't edit workoutsYou can only edit workouts in the online software
    even though the desktop software looks for all the world exactly like the
    web site (i.e. it's probably the web site running in an Electron app).
  * You cannot clone workouts (to make one like another, but slightly
    longer/shorter/harder/easier)
  * It can't display your activities (you have to jump to the web page and log
    in again)
  * The web site can sync with Strava, but not Garmin (the parent company of
    TacX)A year later and the site is finally integrated with Garmin (see
    below).
  * Your activities don't sync automatically
  * Just that TacX is a completely different web site than Garmin Connect almost
    a yeartwo years after acquisition is embarrassing
  * The FTP workout is a mystery. It's called FTP but just defaults to 14
    minutes at 200W. There doesn't seem to be any way to measure FTP and have it
    remember it. You have to create the FTP workout yourself. There's a new
    section called "Tests" that has an FTP test in it. I haven't tried it yet,
    but it looks promising.
  * The desktop app asks every damned time if it can have permission to share
    personal data so I can enable "Live Opponents", something I've never asked
    it to do. I say no every time, but it doesn't remember my choice.
  * In the new software, another dialog has joined it, overlapping two requests
    for extra data that I have to reject every single time I start the app.

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Here we are, a year later, and I'm inspired to write again.

Garmin finally got around to integrating their account with TacX. TacX is still,
for some reason, a separate web site, but it now uses the same authentication
provider as Garmin Connect.

The procedure of transferring to the new system was, as expected for Garmin,
smooth and intuitive and painless. 

  * Open TacX
  * It offers to "bind accounts"
  * I follow the instructions and it seems to work
  * TacX proceeds
  * There is no data in my account
  * I write "bind accounts fucking broken" in my notes [1]
  * Restart TacX
  * Watch its dance of login boxes and refresh glitches and lack of progress
    indicators until, suddenly, my workouts are back.

Now, for whatever reason, the (again, from my notes) "stupid cunt of a thing
doesn't show up as bluetooth device". For whatever reason, the trainer was no
longer recognized by TacX. It "needed a fucking device reboot to recognize the
cunting thing again" [2].

I was forced to reboot the laptop completely in order to get the device back in
TacX (boundless joy, as I'd wanted to have been working out on the trainer for
ten minutes already and was, instead, doing software support for a device that
literally has one job and for a company that also pretty much has just one job
and fails to be able to do it adequately, to say nothing of well, year after
year after year).

On reboot, I see that the TacX trainer is "special" in that it is connected via
BlueTooth but doesn't show up as a connected BlueTooth device in MacOS. I'm sure
this is totally standard and not at all indicative of hacks built on hacks in
the TacX software.

After having nicely elevated both my heart rate and blood pressure, I was
actually able to get a workout in and moved on to the "save activity" part of
the competition.

To say that the software has timing issues is an understatement.

  * Save activity to cloud?
  * Yes, please.
  * Go to cloud?
  * Yes, please .
  * Activity not there.
  * Refresh
  * Activity not there
  * Open new page
  * There it is
  * Click it
  * It's there. Click "view Workout" in the toolbar.
  * 
  * <error>The corresponding workout has been deleted</error>
  * Go to Garmin Connect manually
  * There it is
  * Go back to TacX
  * Refresh
  * 
  * <error>The corresponding workout has been deleted</error>
  * Now it's stuck on loading data and can't show the workout in TacX
  * Reload the page
  * Stuck on loading...

 

Garmin is a huge software company with literally a single web site to run. They
bought a competitor in February 2019 and, almost two years later, have finally
integrated the authentication. They have not managed to integrate the web sites,
though. What they did manage was to bring their special "Garmin Cloud-expertise
polish" to the TacX site. Unbelievable though it may seem, it's now even worse
and more stunted than it used to be.

The TacX app itself is unchanged and feels like someone made a desktop app out
of an iPad app. It doesn't remember any selections. It takes five clicks to do
anything.

To end on an upbeat note: you can now only export from TacX to Garmin (Strava
export as well "Save TCX" have been removed). However, the sync works as
expected and the Garmin activity now takes the name of the TacX activity, by
default. I know, right? As if that weren't already enough engineering prowess,
they've also changed the default activity type to "Indoor Cycling" (it used to
be "Cycling"). It's like a Christmas miracle.

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[1] As you can imagine, I was actually ready to start a workout and was
    delighted to find that I would be delayed in doing so because my devices and
    software -- for which I had paid money -- had decided that I was not the
    master of my own schedule and that I would, instead of using my trainer, be
    doing software maintenance instead. My joy was boundless.


[1] Again, apologies to those with more delicate ears, but I feel that it's
    important to properly capture how angry this type of thing can make users.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Strava is a movement now?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4098</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4098"/>
    <updated>2020-12-03T22:33:46+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Strava" <https://strava.com/> recently published new "Community
Standards" <>. It's mostly fine, filled with the standard entreaties to
avoid "hate speech" (even though that's a legal term that has a
different meaning every country they have users in) and singing paeans
about being nice to each other.

Strava also declares...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Dec 2020 22:33:46
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"Strava" <https://strava.com/> recently published new "Community Standards" <>.
It's mostly fine, filled with the standard entreaties to avoid "hate speech"
(even though that's a legal term that has a different meaning every country they
have users in) and singing paeans about being nice to each other.

Strava also declares its right to terminate the account of anyone they consider
to have transgressed against what seem like deliberately vaguely defined rules.

They probably think they're being precise when they write,

"Hate speech is a direct attack based on race, ethnicity, age, national origin,
religious affiliation, sexual orientation, caste, sex, gender, gender identity,
serious disease, disability, body type, or immigration status."

So that's their definition, but there's a lot of wiggle room, as always with
these kinds of definitions. What is missing is context and tone, something that
never interests censors -- especially digital ones that are completely incapable
of detecting sarcasm or wit.

[What is heard versus what is meant]

There are innumerable examples of something that sounds pretty bad in a
transcript -- until you hear the original audio or video and realize that the
person being quoted actually said the words in a "yeah right, like we're
supposed to believe that" tone. That is, the spoken meaning was the opposite of
what it looks like when written down. That's not a rare occurrence, honestly.
Almost any discussion about anything of substance can be sliced and diced to
distort its meaning.

So, for example, I'm not sure if I would get banned for telling one of my oldest
friends that he's slower than me on a particular hill because "everyone knows
Turks can't climb." I mean, I would be totally kidding and it would be a joke
between us (and my account is restricted to only followers), but who knows who
else would lean in to take a look and take offense on behalf of all Turkish
people at words exchanged between friends and not intended for anyone not privy
to the context?

[Not what Strava is selling]

I, on the other hand, signed up to Strava as a place to upload sports data and
share it with friends, who do likewise. Strava is a platform, but now they think
they're a cult. Although you would think that their purpose is to provide a
sports-data platform, according to these new standards, they have higher goals.
To whit, to,

"[b]e inclusive and anti-racist

"Strava is committed to actively dismantling and eradicating racism and
discrimination in all forms. If you use Strava, you’re joining us in this
commitment, without exception."

If I use Strava, I have to  join this commitment? No exceptions? What the actual
hell, Strava? I paid you money so I can see my historical data neatly and nicely
parsed and now you tell me that, by the way, I've also got to join you on your
crusade of anti-racism? In order to use Strava, it's not enough that I am not
racist in my thoughts or actions, but I have to don superhero togs and actively
fight racism, nay, "dismantl[e] and eradicat[e] racism and discrimination in all
forms".

Fuck, dude, I've got a day job, OK, Strava? Is it all right with you if I just
work there, teach my night-school classes and ride my bike once in a while?
Jesus, I didn't think signing up to a sports platform meant I was signing up for
a war on racism. A war whose parameters are defined, of course, by a VC-infused,
Silicon Valley company, which is where I like to look for moral and ethical
guidance.

If you're sufficiently woke, then you'll happily swallow this transgression of a
paying relationship without a second thought. The list of things that count as
"hate speech" won't trigger a single worry that perhaps the net will be cast too
widely.

[Protecting yourself by hiding yourself]

I suppose the answer is to not leave any comments on Strava if you want to stay
on the safe side. Another approach is to expose only a stunted, anodyne version
of your identity there, which is what many of us end up doing in most
relationships. That's probably a good rule of thumb these days for pretty much
anything that considers itself to be "social" media -- media that then doesn't
really let people "socialize" in the way that they choose.

So, sites are policing language and behavior on so-called social sites -- and
the state is working hard to make encrypted, private, communication channels
open to agents of the state, just to make sure you're not committing crimes. For
now, their stated goal is to prevent "human trafficking" and "buying drugs" and
all sorts of other nefarious activity that they allege is rising dramatically,
if not stratospherically.

But how long will it be before policing of hate crimes and forbidden language --
and thoughts -- comes to formerly private conversations? As we've seen with
Twitter and Facebook -- and now Strava -- the policing is coming everywhere
people gather and interact. If you've nothing to fear, you've nothing to hide,
right?

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[You still can't trust Strava]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3963</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3963"/>
    <updated>2020-04-30T22:33:12+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[People put so much stock in the records and trophies and numbers
available on Strava, but it just seems so unreliable.

For example, I'd done a long ride a couple of weeks ago: about 140km
with 2350m of climbing in just under six hours. Strava "estimated" my
average wattage at about 144w. [1] A buddy...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 30. Apr 2020 22:33:12
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People put so much stock in the records and trophies and numbers available on
Strava, but it just seems so unreliable.

For example, I'd done a long ride a couple of weeks ago: about 140km with 2350m
of climbing in just under six hours. Strava "estimated" my average wattage at
about 144w. [1] A buddy of mine saw this and went out for one of his own a
couple of days later, putting up about 150km with 2350m in about 6:15. My buddy
went faster and farther, weighs at least 6-8 kilos more than me and Strava still
"estimated" his average wattage at 131w.

I thought this was wrong enough that I scrolled through the segments on his
ride, which looked mostly normal (I honestly haven't tried to figure out how
Strava averages the estimated watts), until I came across this segment:

[image]

I've seen segments before where Strava has literally no problem with a 1km
segment marked at 11% average incline but that I've managed at a cool 30km/h --
about 3x faster than I would be able to climb something like that, Strava
chirpily informs me that I put up 2900+ VAM [2] at I don't even remember how
many hundreds of watts. This feat is flatly impossible for almost any rider, but
the segment somehow spends years in Strava's database without being flagged. [3]


Still, this is the first time I've seen Strava estimate 805w on a descent, which
my friend managed with absolute aplomb at a cool and calm 106bpm heart-rate. [4]
Not bad for an old guy. :-)

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[1] For those not used to descents: you generally don't generate a lot of watts
    going downhill, even with watt pedals. If you don't measure watts and Strava
    is estimating for you, then you gets almost nothing for descents. If you
    leave and return to home, then you've descended as much as you've climbed,
    so your average for the ride is going to be considerably lower than your
    FTP.

 

[1] VAM = Vertical Ascent in Meters


[1] There is no mechanism that I've been able to find where I can flag a segment
    as nonsensical -- just whole rides.


[1] Now that I look even more closely, I see that did a short 6% climb right
    after that, which he only managed at 7.9km/h (ludicrous), expending only
    17w, but with a 150bpm heart-rate. A later one "Mülligerstrasse" is also
    suspect: the speed on a 5% is more likely to be right, but he only pushed
    49w on that climb? Really Strava? These watt numbers are useless.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Strava Data-caching]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3820</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3820"/>
    <updated>2019-10-16T22:29:48+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Strava makes for strange conversations: I've had discussions with nearly
non-technical cycling colleagues about "eventual consistency" and
caching and shared servers and data regions. It's a funny old world.

In the two shots below, Strava is telling me that I got my second-best
time [1] but the time...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Oct 2019 22:29:48
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Strava makes for strange conversations: I've had discussions with nearly
non-technical cycling colleagues about "eventual consistency" and caching and
shared servers and data regions. It's a funny old world.

In the two shots below, Strava is telling me that I got my second-best time [1]
but the time for each activity is clearly lower than the time that it's
indicating as a PR. Even after recalculation, Strava is adamant. I'm not sure
what could cause this as it's pretty basic math. Maybe the numbers they're
showing are different than the numbers they're using to calculate aggregated
values (like PRs).

[image]

[image]

The next one is a bit of a twist: when I looked at a friend's segment, I was
wondering when I'd last ridden it, so I showed "My Results". There I saw that
Strava claims a different PR for that segment because it seems to have never
updated it when I rode it faster earlier this year.

[image]

Strava sometimes caches too aggressively and it's not immediately obvious how
one gets Strava to recalculate. [2] Most likely you don't; instead, you should
just be happy that you were outside and stop sweating the numbers.

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[1] For individual activities, you can refresh the achievements, but even after
    refreshing, my numbers were still incorrect.


[1] Which would have been fine, actually, as I wasn't even trying to get the
    record.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[How to maintain/adjust Shimano Ultegra DI2 (2018)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3735</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3735"/>
    <updated>2019-04-20T20:20:15+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This information is available in many videos and forums, but I've
collected it here so that I don't have to look it up next time.

[Chain is rubbing on other gears]

The DI2 does not adjust itself. It does, however, know how far apart
your gears are. Once you've got one gear -- a central...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Apr 2019 20:20:15
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This information is available in many videos and forums, but I've collected it
here so that I don't have to look it up next time.

[Chain is rubbing on other gears]

The DI2 does not adjust itself. It does, however, know how far apart your gears
are. Once you've got one gear -- a central one -- adjusted, the others are
automatically correct, as well.

The DI2 also almost never needs adjustment (at least in my experience). [1]

If you hear the chain rubbing on any of the gears, then you can use the special
adjustment mode to fix it.

  * Put the bike into the 5th gear (counting from the largest gear). It doesn't
    matter which gear you use on the front.
  * Press and hold the little button under the sender for 2 seconds to enter
    "adjustment mode".
  * Press the small shifter on the right-hand side to move 1/12 of a position
    (0.2mm) toward smaller/harder gears
  * Press the large shifter on the right-hand side to move 1/12 of a position
    (0.2mm) toward larger/easier gears

Adjust until the rubbing stops. [2]

You can also do this while you're riding if you still notice an issue. It's
quite easy to get on a flatter, more-open stretch, shift to the central gear, go
into adjustment mode and adjust until the rubbing is gone.

[Lowest gear does not "hold"]

If you put it into the lowest gear and you hear the DI2 buzz, it is thinking
about downshifting automatically because it has detected a problem. Generally,
you'll turn once or twice and it will drop back into the second-lowest gear.

This is all the more annoying because when you need the lowest gear, you
generally kinda need the lowest gear.

There are two possibilities.

[Bent bracket]

The bracket holding your derailleur on the frame is bent. This can happen if you
hit it hard enough against something. The bracket is designed to bend; if it
didn't, then the carbon frame might crack first. Replacing a bracket is cheaper.

You can generally see if the bracket is bent. If it's bent, you can bend it back
into place with no issues [3].

It was at this time that I learned that it's a good idea to keep a spare bracket
on hand, just in case. I have one now.

Once you've adjusted the bracket back into place, you might need to micro-adjust
your gears (see above) in order to get them running smoothly again.

[Misadjusted lower limiting screw]

In my case, the bracket was just fine, but the lower limiting screw (marked "L")
was touching bottom when in the lowest gear. This pressure cause the DI2 to back
off by a gear. A quarter-turn to the left (making it looser) fixed this issue
immediately.

[1] The reason I had the pleasure of learning all of this is that, when my bike
    came back from the mechanic, it was no longer able to stay in the lowest
    gear. I looked up how to micro-adjust the DI2, which turned out not to be
    the problem, but it's still good to know.


[1] I've also seen a video that says to start in the 5th gear, then hit the
    large shifter until you hear rubbing, then back off by four taps on the
    smaller paddle. I didn't try this, but it also sounds reasonable.


[1] A good friend of mine (Hi, Oli) did this for me after the SBB saw fit to
    throw my bike into a pile of other bikes when we'd exceeded the storage
    capacity of a dozen-car train (12 bike slots) on the way to a 3000-person
    cyclosportif. No, no, I wasn't annoyed at all.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Some links about cycling and watts]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3594</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3594"/>
    <updated>2018-10-15T21:42:40+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Do you need big legs to push watts? A friend asked whether good hill
climbers would need giant legs to push big watts -- 450-500W for a light
rider, or 6--6.5W/kg. Apparently not. Phil Gaimon is a very strong hill
climber. He looks like this.

[image]

Scrawny A.F. Not so huge legs, though. In the next...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Oct 2018 21:42:40
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Do you need big legs to push watts? A friend asked whether good hill climbers
would need giant legs to push big watts -- 450-500W for a light rider, or
6--6.5W/kg. Apparently not. Phil Gaimon is a very strong hill climber. He looks
like this.

[image]

Scrawny A.F. Not so huge legs, though. In the next video, you'll see that he can
push 450-500W for minutes at a time.

The first video is of Fabian Cancellara vs. Phil Gaimon. Both can push big
watts, but Gaimon is retired and weighs about 20kg less. It wasn't really a fair
fight, but still amusing. I was at this ride in Wallis, Switzerland but only
rode with Cancellara and Gaimon at the very beginning -- before they took off up
the Col des Mosses, the 20km HC-climb just before this one.

[media]

Next up is a video of a short hill-climb in San Fransisco. The winner pushed
crazy watts (787W average) for 77 seconds to win.

[media]

Finally, here's a video of a track cyclist vs. a road cyclist. Crazy watts
again. They compete in several categories, from 6 seconds to a 5km hill climb.
If you want to push over 2000W for a short period of time, then you'll need
giant legs. Otherwise, light and strong is the way to go.

[media]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The last offensive play by the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3106</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3106"/>
    <updated>2015-02-03T19:47:40+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "The Corruption of Football" by Joshua Sperber
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/02/03/the-corruption-of-football>
offers a far better analysis of the final offensive play by the
Seahawks—the one that led to an interception—than I could ever have
hoped to make.

Sperber starts off by dissecting Emmitt Smith and Dave Zirin's
supposition that foul play must have somehow...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Feb 2015 19:47:40
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The article "The Corruption of Football" by Joshua Sperber
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/02/03/the-corruption-of-football> offers a far
better analysis of the final offensive play by the Seahawks—the one that led
to an interception—than I could ever have hoped to make.

Sperber starts off by dissecting Emmitt Smith and Dave Zirin's supposition that
foul play must have somehow been involved. That is, "[t]he theory of foul play
of course presupposes that Carroll made not only the wrong call but a completely
nonsensical one that could only be attributable to corruption [...]". The NFL is
certainly not a shining beacon on the hill and it's very easy to suppose that
something shady was going on -- especially when the alternative is to suppose
that everyone in the Seahawks organization is a moron and that even a relative
tyro like yours truly could have made a more sensible call -- namely, to run the
ball with Marshawn Lynch, as Seattle had done on nearly every other play that
game.

Sperber makes a strong case that passing on that play seemed stupid only to
people who weren't actual students of the game.

"Seattle had three plays to score a touchdown and, with 26 seconds remaining in
the game, lacked the time (with only one timeout) to run on all three plays. The
only question was when the Seahawks would pass, and it was entirely correct to
pass on second down, as a second down run, assuming it was unsuccessful (as was
Lynch’s earlier 3rd and 1 run), would have dictated a third down pass
forfeiting any element of surprise. By passing on second down against a Pats’
defense playing run, Seattle had an excellent opportunity to win the game. And
the odds were astronomically high that the pass would have ended in either an
incompletion (stopping the clock, as they needed to do) or the game-winning
touchdown. In fact, this season it has been statistically riskier to run from
the one-yard line than to pass."

Ok, fine. But he could have chosen a better passing play, couldn't he? That is a
valid point, apparently. Here's Sperber addressing the kind of passing play
Seattle chose.

"Insofar as Carroll should be criticized, it is not that he elected to pass but
that he should have called for a relatively safer pass, for instance either to
the corner of the end zone or out of a bootleg. Nonetheless, the interception
did not result from a coach’s decision but from a weak play on the ball by
Seattle receiver Ricardo Lockette and a remarkable (and devastating if he had
been wrong) gamble and play by Patriot rookie defender Malcolm Butler [...]"

Seattle just got very, very unlucky whereas, at the same time, the Patriots got
very, very lucky. Maybe Seattle had just used up all of their luck two plays
previous where Kearse managed -- against nearly all the laws of physics -- to
keep the ball bouncing only on himself and to finally catch it while lying on
the ground.

If you want outrage, be outraged that "Seattle’s Jeremy Lane gruesomely broke
his arm" and "Patriot receiver Julian Edelman stayed in the game after receiving
a vicious and illegal (but not penalized) helmet-to-helmet hit", neither one of
which was even mentioned during the broadcast.

Instead, the NFL announcers conspicuously drew attention to the concussion that
Seattle's Cliff Avril sustained and for which he was removed from the game. Lane
and Edelman's injuries weren't obvious, so they were quietly taken away, while
Avril was blown across the field, his case could not be ignored and was instead
taken as an example of the NFL's focus on safety.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[World Cup 2014 Finals finally over]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3014</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3014"/>
    <updated>2014-08-05T21:01:03+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Ah, now I can have my life back. [1]

[Why are you [2] watching?]

I honestly don't know what comes over me when the Soccer World Cup or
the European Championship is on. I never watch club football. I know
some of the teams and know where some of the players play, but that's
it. I know many names, but don't...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Aug 2014 21:01:03
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Ah, now I can have my life back. [1]

[Why are you [2] watching?]

I honestly don't know what comes over me when the Soccer World Cup or the
European Championship is on. I never watch club football. I know some of the
teams and know where some of the players play, but that's it. I know many names,
but don't follow assiduously enough to even halfway qualify as a fan.

I am strongly critical of FIFA and their politics, corruption and influence.
It's probably a giant waste of money. At least some of the officiating is almost
certainly paid off.

It doesn't matter, though; I watched pretty much every game of the World Cup.

[Enjoying the game, not a particular team]

I can enjoy it in a way not open to real fans, though. I find myself unable to
just root for my team no matter what happens the way so many others do. I have
two passports, but no real allegiance to either of them. I was happy to see both
teams -- Switzerland and the U.S. -- play well overall. They were both punching
above their weight class, with Switzerland playing Argentina well and -- almost
-- to a standstill and the U.S. tying Portugal and only losing 1--0 to the
overwhelming might of what would end up being the eventual overall winner
Germany.

Instead I was free to root for the team I thought played well, or better on that
day instead of just rooting for a team even though they were playing like crap
or were playing boring football that was beneath them.

[Crowing Messi the King (no matter what)]

I didn't root for Brazil at all because they looked inept and unconvincing out
there -- almost from the very beginning. Only Neymar showed real flair. I didn't
root for Messi simply because he's Messi, as so many others fell all over
themselves to do. That guy has real talent, but it's not like his shit doesn't
stink. There were times, believe it or not, where Messi was ineffective. I heard
commentators give Messi the lion's share of the credit for a goal that he
"started" by passing to someone who passed to someone who passed to someone who
scored. I saw FIFA nominate Messi as the man of the match in the final -- an
honor that even caused Messi to curl his lip in embarrassment. Soon after, he
was awarded the golden ball for being the best player in the tournament. Of
course he was.

Argentina scored 2 goals in their last four matches of the World Cup. They
forced us to watch 360 minutes of (nearly) scoreless soccer instead of 270
minutes of exciting, score-full soccer. I couldn't get on the Messi train in
this tournament because he had a few flashes of brilliance in that long desert
of scorelessness and was subsumed in the overall somnolence engendered by the
rest of his humdrum squad.

I'm sure he's brilliant on Barçelona -- in fact, I've seen him play a few times
and it was lovely. His skills are evident. But he does have bad days. The world
should acknowledge it and maybe give the man of the match to Götze, who saved
us all from having to watch yet another scoreless final be decided on penalty
kicks. Or give the golden ball to an exciting scorer who scored goals that
mattered, like James Rodriguez of Colombia or Arjen Robben of Holland, who was
ever-so-exciting to watch. Or Klose, who became the highest-scoring player of
World Cup history with two more goals this year. Or one of the goalies, like
Ochoa of Mexico or Bravo of Chile or Navas of Costa Rica, all of whom kept their
teams in the tournament much longer than anyone thought possible.

[Slowing down toward the end]

With many of the games in the so-called knock-out round, there was very little
to love. Bad teams played very carefully and defensively. Good teams played very
carefully and defensively. Teams that had previously derided others for
counter-attacking were now doing so as their main strategy. I'm looking at you,
Argentina.

I read that Argentina was awesome because they'd held their opponents scoreless
for 457 minutes prior to Götze's goal in the second half of the extra time in
the final. I find it hard to agree -- especially as a fan who had to suffer
through watching so many scoreless minutes. The worst transgression wasn't that
those minutes were scoreless but that they were so uninspiring.

[Glimmers of hope]

Games that were interesting included a match between Ghana and Germany in which
Ghana punched well above their weight. Algeria would similarly give the Germans
much more trouble than more vaunted and well-known foes -- and deliver a much
more interesting game, to boot.

In the final rounds, Colombia produced some exciting football with James
Rodriguez exceeding expectations. The Netherlands improved continually until
they were stopped in their tracks by Argentina, against whom their offensive
inventiveness abandoned them. Robben reached into his bag of speedy tricks and
came up empty. Holland had triumphed against Costa Rica in their first of two
scoreless matches against incredibly defensive teams. Netherlands would be back
on the offensive against Brazil, which showed up with its tail between its legs
to lose the "small final" 3--0.

The much-discussed thrashing of Brazil by Germany has been detailed enough
elsewhere but it was quite breathtaking to behold. And there was really not very
much of luck in it, to be honest. That Argentina held up so much better against
Germany was surprising to me, but I'm willing to consider that luck on
Argentina's part -- if not the luck on the field, then the luck that the German
team that showed up to pulverize Brazil remained much more cautious in the
actual final.

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[1] Because of wholly unforeseen and unavoidable claims on this writer's time,
    this article was finished weeks after it was started.


[1] Read with the implied "of all people"

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[World Cup 2014 group phase]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3001</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3001"/>
    <updated>2014-06-28T23:34:11+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Brazil vs. Croatia (3--1)

   Brazil took a little while to get going but showed flashes of
   brilliance. They got lucky that the momentum didn't go the other way
   before getting some fortuitous calls. Brazil almost always gets the
   benefit of calls. I'm on fence as to whether it's an in-built,
   explicit

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 28. Jun 2014 23:34:11
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Brazil vs. Croatia (3--1)

   Brazil took a little while to get going but showed flashes of brilliance.
   They got lucky that the momentum didn't go the other way before getting some
   fortuitous calls. Brazil almost always gets the benefit of calls. I'm on
   fence as to whether it's an in-built, explicit prejudice, an unconscious
   tendency on the part of referees in awe of their reputation or just a natural
   outgrowth of their playing so well.

Mexico vs. Cameroon (1--0)

   Can't remember. I think Mexico played pretty well.

Spain vs. Netherlands (1--5)

   The Netherlands was on fire that day, with the Arjen Robben/Robin van Persie
   show delivering four goals for the old-timers. Spain was an utter mess and
   deserved the shellacking that they got. I, for one, was happy to see that we
   wouldn't be treated to a Spanish march to the finals on the back of 0--0 ties
   and 1--0 wins and 7 million passes.

Chile vs. Australia (3--1)

   Despite occasional flashes of brilliance, Australia was definitely outclassed
   by a more solid Chile. I don't really remember many details though.

Colombia vs. Greece (3--0)

   Colombia showed a class that Greece couldn't match. Not much more to say
   about this one.

England vs. Italy (1--2)

   Italy and England put on a lovely show, with both offenses producing a lot of
   imaginative chances and both teams pressing until the very end. Though
   England played better than I've honestly ever seen them play, Italy totally
   deserved to win.

Uruguay vs. Costa Rica (1--3)

   Uruguay started off strong and was upset by Costa Rica, which took the last
   three goals of the match. I only saw the first half.

Côte d'Ivoire vs. Japan (2--1)

   I didn't see this match, but read that Drogba's presence on the field
   inspired his team to two goals in the second half to take the game from
   Japan.

France vs. Honduras (3--0)

   France played a strong game -- much stronger than their appearance four years
   ago in Africa -- and Honduras was clearly outmatched. Honduras responded by
   fouling quite a bit and even ended up losing a man early in the second half.

Switzerland vs. Ecuador (2--1)

   Switzerland played with more heart than I've seen them play in a long time.
   They didn't always play well, but they kept trying hard, kept running hard
   and even scored the game-winner almost three minutes into extra time in the
   second half.

Argentina vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina (2--1)

   Argentina played an utterly horrible first half, missing passes all over the
   place and getting a lucky goal. In the second half, Lionel Messi did an
   utterly brilliant give-and-go, passed three more defenders and bounced a
   laser off of the opposite post to take Argentina to 2--0. Bosnia clawed a
   goal back but Argentina had by then organized their defense and held on to
   the victory.

Germany vs. Portugal (4--0)

   Germany utterly dismantled a bewildered Portugal, which could barely put
   together two passes to say nothing of any offense worth mentioning. Germany
   had their third goal in extra time of the first half and it was all over but
   the crying. Speaking of which, Christiano Ronaldo started off strong but his
   expression eventually descended into his "gonna cry" face, which became
   permanent when Pepe got his criminal ass thrown off the field for an
   aggressive and dead-ball head-butt on Müller, who was down after Pepe had
   already bitch-slapped him to the ground. The second half wasn't worth
   mentioning other than seeing Müller round out his hat trick.

Iran vs. Nigeria (0--0)

   A boring and terrible game of which we will not speak again. Not too many
   fouls, but neither team could settle the ball down to get down to the
   business of actually building a dangerous offense.

Ghana vs. United States (1--2)

   Clint Dempsey scored within 30 seconds for the US and that was pretty much
   all we heard from the US offense for a long time. Ghana, meanwhile, dominated
   possession and offensive chances and inventiveness, but couldn't hit the
   broad side of a barn. The US keeper was tested a few times, but never really
   brought to desperation. Ghana finally scored to even things up at 80 minutes
   but the U.S. capitalized on a poorly defended corner to take the lead again.
   Summary: a hapless Ghanian offense produced a single goal book-ended by U.S.
   goals.

Belgium vs. Algeria (2--1)

   Not many chances on either side in a quiet game interrupted by a shockingly
   stupid foul in the penalty box by Belgium. An Algerian penalty-kick goal soon
   followed. I missed the second half, where Belgium rallied with two strong
   goals.

Brazil vs. Mexico (0--0)

   A well-played and tactical but still not uncreative match. Mexico had more
   than its share of chances, forcing Brazilian goaltender Júlio César to make
   some spectacular saves. On the other end, though, the goaltending magic
   sparked even more brightly, with Mexican goaltender Guillermo Ochoa making
   nearly inhuman saves to maintain the shutout. There were occasional glimpses
   of Brazil's style, but only Neymar really shone, as well as perhaps Paulinho.
   The tie was well-deserved, but there could have easily been goals on either
   side, if it hadn't have been for the amazing goal-tending.

Russia vs. South Korea (1--1)

   Both sides have a precise midfield game, a strong and well-organized defense
   and a somewhat ponderous offense (at least for the first third). It kind of
   felt like watching the FIFA 2015 AI play against itself. Russia became a bit
   more dangerous at the end of the first half and the beginning of the second
   half but nothing came of it. South Korea woke up a bit more in the second
   half as well. Both goalies had their problems holding on to the ball. The
   Russian keeper Akinfeev just totally flubbed a save and spilled it into the
   net (Kommentator ZDF [1]: "der ist der Depp des Tages. Ich will nicht
   despektierlich sein aber man kann das nicht anders bezeichnen"). It looked
   bad for Russia until substitute Kerzhakov brought a lot of energy to the game
   and was rewarded for it. From that point on, Russia dominated and had a lot
   more chances.

Netherlands vs. Australia (3--2)

   Australia played better than expected and Holland took a while to find their
   rhythm. Still, Robben delivered a goal to take the lead, but Cahill equalized
   for Australia pretty much immediately. Australia got a weak penalty and Van
   Persie equalized, again almost immediately. DePay took the lead for
   Netherlands. Australia sought the equalizer until the very end, but Holland
   had the majority of chances and offense. Australia have a long flight ahead
   of them.

Spain vs. Chile (0--2)

   Spain is still trying to find its rhythm. Initially, the Chileans were
   buzzing like bees and had the majority of the chances and long passes. Spain
   stuck to short passes (surprise!) but looked very disorganized, especially at
   the back. What a goal by Chile! Three beautiful passes and a falling-down
   finish by Vargas gives Chile the lead. Chile goes up 2--0 at the end of the
   first half and Spain is starting to panic. Spain takes some ugly fouls but
   manage to get it back under control, although Chile is still not giving them
   control of the midfield. Chile continues to build offense while Spain makes
   some very good attempts on set pieces. It is Chilean goaltender Claudio
   Bravo's day, though, and Spain is going home. [2]

Cameroon vs. Croatia (0--4)

   Cameroon started off with some very nice offensive flourishes but Croatia
   went against the run of play early and cashed in on a nice pass. By the
   middle of the first half, Croatia had established itself in the midfield and
   Cameroon was less on the offense than at the beginning. A shockingly stupid
   retaliation foul at the end of 45 minutes for Cameroon results in a red card.
   Croatia didn't wait long in the second half to take advantage and pushed it
   to 2--0. They kept on coming and were at 3--0 at 60 minutes. A lot of the
   Cameroonians looked like they were going to cry. They still had flashes of
   offensive brilliance right up until the end, but they were too tired from
   playing a man down for an entire half to get an Ehrentor. [3]

Colombia vs. Côte d'Ivoire (2--1)

   Côte d'Ivoire carried a lot of the play but couldn't make anything of its
   chances. Colombia took advantage of some serious organization problems. After
   going down 2--0, Gervinho made a lovely individual effort to get past the
   Colombian keeper. They would keep trying heroically to get the equalizer.
   Colombia continued to probe and cause problems at the back, but weren't able
   to score again. They also dawdled disgustingly at the end of the game,
   pissing away the last eight minutes of the game in a skilled display of
   time-wasting that even the referee was helpless to stop.

Uruguay vs. England (1--0)

   Both teams came out with both barrels but Uruguay slowly but surely took
   control and put away an absolutely lovely header. In the second half, both
   teams came out storming again and had excellent chances in the early minutes.
   Poor Wayne Rooney seems to be absolutely cursed. Until, finally, in the 75th
   minute, he managed to score the same kind of goal he always scores: he
   shoveled it in from 2 meters out after Sturridge did all the work of getting
   the ball there. But even the German commentator falls all over himself,
   talking about Rooney's "klasse", which remains an utter mystery to me.
   Suarez, on the other hand, makes his own goals and fires them into the back
   of the net. Maybe there's some room on the Spanish plane for England.

Honduras vs. Ecuador (1--2)

   This was an exciting match with a lot of offense from both sides. The action
   roared back and forth across the field with Ecuador seeming to get the upper
   hand by the middle of the first half. Still, Honduras struck first during a
   collapse of the Ecuadorian defense. This woke up Ecuador, which redoubled its
   efforts and was nearly immediately rewarded with its own goal. The match
   continued at a high level of play and may be one of the more exciting matches
   of the tournament. Ecuador had a nice header off of a set piece to take it to
   the final score of 2--1.

Argentina vs. Iran (1--0)

   A not uninteresting match with Iran playing Argentina to a standstill for the
      first half, stifling all of its chances and putting Argentina on the back
      foot. Argentina seemed out of ideas offensively and less organized than
   they
      needed to be at the back, but Iran couldn't figure out how to punish them
   for
      it. As the second half unfolded, you could see Iran slowly gaining
      confidence, realizing that they were playing Argentina on an even footing
   and
      weren't even needing a lot of luck to do it. Iran had the best chances and
      they took their confidence to the midfield, where they even managed to
      outdribble the fabled Argentinians a few times.

      Towards the end of the match, Argentina had the clear upper hand in the
      midfield, but was still not coming up with any big ideas at finishing
   time,
      partly because Iran's air game was much, much better. Iran tried to break
   out
      a few times, but had mostly collapsed to a turtle shell by then and were
      playing for the tie. There was an exciting attack at the 85th minute by
   Reza
      but the Argentinian keeper did well to parry it. Four minutes of extra
   time:
      no way to explain that but that they wanted to make sure that Argentina
   gets
      enough time to score. And score they did, with Messi firing a beautiful
      bender at 30 seconds into extra time. Iranians fans will still be pleased
   at
      how well their team played; Argentinians will be happy with the win, but
      justifiably worried about their team's overall performance.

Germany vs. Ghana (2--2)

   Germany had a lot of early chances and seemed to have Ghana bottled up in the
      half for a while,  but Ghana exploded out of their half in the 30th minute
      with a few very dangerous attacks. A few minutes later and it was
   Germany's
      turn, but the Ghanian goaltender was up to the task...and Germany was
      shooting almost directly at him. The first half ended with both teams
   having
      played each other to a standstill, each having had some good chances, but
   no
      goals.

      In the second half, Germany lobbed in a beautiful ball and Götze
      headed/kneed it in. Ghana didn't hang their heads and responded three
   minutes
      later with a beautiful header of their own. And then Ghana strikes again
   with
      a beautiful through pass to a strong finish! And Germany brings on Klose,
   who
      finishes a Schweinsteiger header with perfect positioning! And it's 2--2
   and
      it's a wide-open game! They're flying up and down the field like they're
      playing basketball! What a game! Ghana trembles at the German offense and
      vice versa. Watching on SAT-1 with a German commentator is fantastic. He's
   so
      excited but very fair, just happy to be part of such a good game. The US
   was
      damned lucky that a different Ghana showed up for their game; this one is
      playing the best of Germany to a standstill. Best game of the tournament
   so
      far.

Nigeria vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina (1--0)

   I watched some of this game, but fast-forwarded a bit because I had places to
   be. The teams looked relatively evenly matched, with Bosnia able to get the
   ball to the Nigerian net but not really even get close to scoring -- other
   than one goalpost, I saw no finishing skill whatsoever on that day. Nigeria
   was similar with the exception of one right-wing advance to a cross in front
   of the net that was hammered home for the sole goal.

Belgium vs. Russia (1--0)

   I didn't see most of this match, but the replay I fast-forwarded through
   showed a match that remained scoreless until the 87th minute. Just before the
   goal, the announcer on ZDF said that "at least we've had three minutes of
   decent football" and, after the goal had been scored, he described it as
   Belgium "capitalizing on the only good pass they'd made all game".

South Korea vs. Algeria (2--4)

   Though Korea made a few good attacks , particularly Son, Algeria soon took
   the upper hand and capitalized on a wonderful individual effort and a nice
   header off of a corner kick. They followed up a few minutes later with a
   lovely long ball to a cross to an easy goal. The German commentators were
   quite harsh with the Korean team: they said not only that the Algerian team
   was a class better than Korea, but that Korea might be playing the worst in
   the tournament. But Korea managed to pull themselves together and Son earned
   his reputation with a nice turnaround and quick strike to claw back to 3--1.
   The goal would spark their team awake -- and back to life. Korea showed much
   more class in the second half, at times dominating the midfield even if not
   exactly producing too many dangerous chances. But they flew too high and
   played too far forward, opening up the back for an eager Algeria, which made
   a World Cup goal look easy. Korea would take advantage of disorganization in
   Algeria's defense to get one more goal, but that would be it for them.

USA vs. Portugal (2--2)

   Portugal establishes themselves as the better team in the beginning, taking
      the early lead in the 7th minute. The USA continued to make use of their
   fast
      forwards to make dangerous stabs toward the net, but nothing that really
   made
      the Portuguese keeper sweat. By the middle of the first half, the US was
      pressing far forward and Portugal seemed to just be weathering the storm.
   The
      US had some dangerous and very hard shots from outside that got quite
   close.
      Toward the end of the first half, Portugal was able to take advantage of
   the
      more open defense to get a few good chances, but Tim Howard in goal
   stepped
      up in a big way to keep the game close.

      The US had a huge chance in the 55th minute, but Bradley was too careful
   with
      the finishing touch. Despite the Portuguese keeper Beto having already
   been
      beaten, he played right up the middle of the goal and into the leg of a
      defender. And then, out of nowhere, Jermaine Jones rips a bending laser
   just
      inside the far post: Beto didn't even have time to move. Portugal may come
   to
      regret having tried to sit on a 1--0 lead rather than trying harder for a
      bigger lead.

      The US is playing with heart and very fairly, taking few fouls and only
   one
      yellow card so far. Portugal is getting a bit sulky, taking some ugly
   fouls
      and starting to dive in the box (no cards, though). Portugal settled down,
      took control of the middle field more and got down to work of playing
   actual
      football. Then the US took control again, built up and, in the 81st
   minute,
      blew apart the Portuguese defense and Dempsey put it away with his stomach
      for a 2--1 lead.

      Portugal will, of course, get five minutes to try to prevent an early
   flight
      home. And they would get their goal with a really nice ball from the left
   to
      a header. The US was dead on its feet and gave up the goal with 25 seconds
      left in extra time.

Spain vs. Australia (3--0)

   I didn't watch this game.

Netherlands vs. Chile (2--0)

   Holland continues to improve and had most of the good chances in this game.
   Robben continues to amaze with his inventiveness, strength and speed on
   offense. Even at the very end of the game, he had real wheels and produced a
   perfect cross in extra time for Memphis to knock in to finally crush Chile's
   hopes of winning the group. Fun game.

Cameroon vs. Brazil (1--4)

   Brazil comes out firing on all cylinders and Neymar in particular seems to be
   able to do what he wants where he wants. This finally pays off when the
   Brazilian left wing just seizes the ball, tears up the line and crosses to
   Neymar, who puts it away. The Cameroonian keeper did his best to keep it
   close during the onslaught. His teammates paid him back by copying Brazil's
   goal from before, fighting the ball out of the corner and laying off a
   perfect cross. Neymar responded soon after with his second goal of the game
   -- and fourth of the tournament. Brazil soon picked up another one to seal
   the win and then kept their promise to "get a lot of goals" with another.

Croatia vs. Mexico (1--3)

   I didn't watch much of this game, but the little I saw had Mexico getting the
   better chances, including one crossbar on a nice outside attempt. This would
   finally pay off late in the second half when Croatia's defense wilted and
   Mexico profited three times in quick succession from the confusion. The third
   goal was less a result of collapse and more a failure to mark a man
   carefully, but it was a nice. sneaky goal. At that point, they needed one
   more to pull past Brazil to win the group, but Brazil scored soon after to
   take away that chance. And then Croatia got their Ehrentor in the 86th minute
   to settle things down a bit.

Italy vs. Uruguay (0--1)

   Italy had the majority of the possession but didn't really do anything with
      it. Uruguay needs a win; Italy is OK with a tie. Buffon didn't see much,
   if
      any, work in this half. The statistics claim more shots on goal, but I
   can't
      recall having seen anything dangerous.

      The second half was a bit more interesting, but Italy was given a red card
      with about 30 minutes left. Jumping straight to red was far too harsh, but
      that's how it is. No video replay, so no checking the ref's initial
   reaction.
      Italy played quite strong with 10 men and Uruguay would have had the
   chance
      to do the same if anyone had seen Suárez take a bite out of Chiellini's
      shoulder. However, no one saw it -- despite the fact that he's been caught
      doing it twice before, according to the German commentator -- and Suárez
   got
      no card at all.

      Two minutes later Diego Godín of Uruguay scored with his back on a corner
      kick. Italy put in a lot of effort and had Uruguay squeezed into one
   quarter
      of the field [4], but couldn't score. Godín played a big role in
   preventing
      a goal too, so he's probably the man of the match for Uruguay. As Buffon
      said, Italy could not find their offensive rhythm from the first game and
      went scoreless in the last two. As a colleague wrote, "Italy did not
   deserve
      to advance, but that ref is an ASS". Italy is going home.

Greece vs. Ivory Coast (1--1)

   Both teams played well, but I'm forced to admit that Greece had the better
   plan and better discipline, taking advantage of the Ivory Coast twice to seal
   their spot in the next round. Poor Didier is going home.

Colombia vs. Japan (4--1)

   I didn't see this match, just the goals.

Nigeria vs. Argentina (2--3)

   Messi hammered home a rebound to put Argentina in an early lead in the third
   minute, but Nigeria responded in the fourth minute to even up the score.
   After some struggle in the midfield, Argentina grabbed most of the control
   and had most of the chances. Messi, in particular, is really finding his form
   and, after being denied at the corners by the Nigerian goaltender, he finally
   landed one just before the end of extra time in the first half to make it
   2--1. The second half saw Nigeria pull even almost immediately. Argentina
   shrugged it off quickly and scored the game winner soon after. Nigeria would
   try many times, but wouldn't find a finish. Good game from both sides.

Bosnia and Herzegovina vs. Iran (3--1)

   I didn't see this match, just the goals. The first Bosnian goal was flat on
   the ground, from way outside and just off the inside of the post. They would
   score another precision goal, then Iran pulled within one and Bosnia put it
   away soon after.

Honduras vs. Switzerland (0--3)

   Switzerland came out swinging and got an early couple of chances with an
   excellent cross to Shaqiri, who was denied by the goaltender. In the sixth
   minute, though, Shaqiri blasted a beautiful left-footed bender just under the
   crossbar on the far post to put Switzerland in the lead. And then, just like
   that, Shaqiri was 2/3 of the way to his hat trick. It was 2--0 at the end of
   the first half. Shaqiri bagged his third of the match and Switzerland
   defended the 3--0 lead with the help of Diego Benaglio, who was back in his
   former form after the horrible game against France. Hopp Schwiiz!

Ecuador vs. France (0--0)

   I didn't see really watch this match. The little I saw showed France with a
   lot of chances, a lot of pressure and no goals.

United States vs. Germany (0--1)

   The US played Germany quite well but Germany played the US badly. Both sides
   played quite carefully and weren't very exciting. Both teams would progress
   to the next round because nothing exciting happened in the Portugal vs. Ghana
   game either.

Portugal vs. Ghana (2--1)

   I didn't watch much of this game, either. Portugal struck first, Ghana got a
   quick equalizer. Portugal took the lead again later. Both are still going
   home.

Korea Republic vs. Belgium (0--1)

   Belgium got a late goal to go past Korea and seal their spot at the top of
   their group with 3 wins. It wasn't hugely impressive, though.

Algeria vs. Russia (1-1)

   Both teams played OK with Algeria really playing a level higher than
   expected. Russia took the lead, but Algeria picked up the pace and equalized
   on a corner. The tie was enough for them to move on to the next round with
   Belgium.

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[1] So far, I'm glad that I switched to ZDF/German TV for my world cup coverage.
    They are so much more knowledgeable than the Swiss commentators -- they know
    player names, histories and they are much more likely to call it as they see
    it. I haven't tried British TV yet but know from other years that they are
    often quite rude and not very good. TSI/Swiss Italian TV was better than
    SFR/Swiss German TV but ZDF is still better IMHO.


[1] The only goal scored by a team that lost by a good margin. I don't know that
    there's a word for it in English.


[1] Not before they get a full six extra minutes to try to score another goal,
    though. It always seems like, when a favorite is losing, the extra time is
    more or less doubled. That was the case again in the Uruguay vs. England
    game, where England got a full five minutes to try to score an equalizer.
    Brazil also always seems to get a lot of time -- even in the tie against
    Mexico, you know the five extra minutes were tacked on for Brazil's benefit.


[1] Despite what that flaming idiot Oliver Khan says, who seemed to have
    prepared his match report before the game and spent the whole 90 minutes
    drinking and practicing his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

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    <![CDATA[[U.S. Olympic Hockey]

[image]Oh my God, what an ass-kicking. Canada put on a clinic for
America and then Finland did the same, with even more success.

Patrick Kane never showed up -- he missed again and again and took
horrible penalties. His face after his second penalty sums things up
nicely for the U.S....
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[U.S. Olympic Hockey]

[image]Oh my God, what an ass-kicking. Canada put on a clinic for America and
then Finland did the same, with even more success.

Patrick Kane never showed up -- he missed again and again and took horrible
penalties. His face after his second penalty sums things up nicely for the U.S.
(see left).

And the US didn't even both covering the greatest Olympic goal-scorer ever,
warming the hearts of 40+ year-old guys everywhere by letting Teemu score not
once, but twice.

[Continental Snowboarding]

[image][image]I noticed the following during one of the boarder-cross races:
almost everyone stood in the gate at the top with hands on the posts, ready to
jump at the sound of the bell (picture at left). The French guy, though, was
just leaning back, arm akimbo and relaxed (picture at right). All that was
missing was a cigarette and a shot of espresso.

Do you see the difference? I think he won the qualifier race as well, but who
really cares? He'd already won our hearts on style.

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    <![CDATA[I shelled out CHF8.-- for "Zattoo" <http://zattoo.com> for this month so
that I can watch the Olympics on my own schedule. It's pretty sweet,
especially for hockey games.

[image]

Zattoo keeps a 7-day buffer for over 100 channels. You can actually
watch for free, but you don't get HD and you have to watch extra,...
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I shelled out CHF8.-- for "Zattoo" <http://zattoo.com> for this month so that I
can watch the Olympics on my own schedule. It's pretty sweet, especially for
hockey games.

[image]

Zattoo keeps a 7-day buffer for over 100 channels. You can actually watch for
free, but you don't get HD and you have to watch extra, Zattoo-specific
commercials. The Olympics coverage is remarkably commercial-free, at least on
the Swiss (Swiss-German, German, French and Italian) and Austrian channels. The
German channels have more advertisements but mostly between events. They tend to
prefer live coverage. BBC2 I've hardly watched at all because they show more
interviews and adverts than sports.

What did I think of the hockey games? Latvia played with tremendous heart,
proving once again that teamwork can be (almost) equal to loading up on raw NHL
talent. Canada played hard but seemed to be thinking about the next match
already.

In the US-Czech game, the US showed off a lot of talent but also benefited from
more than its share of lucky bounces. They are to be credited with going at the
net, but the 5 goals they got (on 25 shots) included a few ugly ones. The right
team definitely moved on, though.

The Russians would have loved to have had half the luck of the Americans in
their game against Finland. With 38 shots and only 1 goal, it was kind of a sad
loss because they, perhaps even more than the US, play an absolutely lovely,
balletic passing-style hockey with lots of speed and chances. They dominated the
offensive zone for long minutes at a time -- even at 5 on 5 -- but they just
couldn't score.

The story of the Olympics, at least over here in good ol' Switzerland, is the
Swiss women's hockey team, who showed a tremendous will to deliver what I think
is the only rally-win of this Olympics. That almost never happens to Swiss teams
-- rallying isn't our thing. It was an exciting game with some decent
(non-checking) hockey.

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    <updated>2014-02-10T22:39:37+01:00</updated>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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[Outfits!]

Let's get the initial unpleasantness with the fashion choices of various
countries out of the way at the top. In no particular order -- which
alphabet would I use? -- and leaving out countries with no particular
reason, here are my bitchy notes. Some of the nations are pictured on
the

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[Outfits!]

Let's get the initial unpleasantness with the fashion choices of various
countries out of the way at the top. In no particular order -- which alphabet
would I use? -- and leaving out countries with no particular reason, here are my
bitchy notes. Some of the nations are pictured on the left but not all.

  * Bermuda: Shorts. Still baggy, red and ill-fitting.
  * Cayman islands: Shorts. How original.
  * Ireland: Army camo-like dark-green. Meh.
  * China: Red, how original
  * Belgium: Look for the all the world like the Handwerkeruniform that people
    were to work here (kinda like the Swiss version of a Carhartt).
  * Lithuania: Kermit the frog -- I mean wicked bright green. Overall looks
    kinda cool.
  * Latvia: Brown pants/orange top; hand-knitted fat-striped scarf. No
    complaints. I think they might have won the fashion show, but I'm biased as
    I'm a huge fan of orange.
  * Germany: Eye-searing, but fun. Memorable. Did I mention eye-searing?
  * Netherlands: Classy in mini-Michelin-man black and orange
  * Norway: Light-blue pants; white jacket; boring 
  * South Korea: nothing special; sponsored by FILA
  * Slovenia: Nice blue/green combo top with white. Reminds me of the old
    earthli logo colors.
  * Italy: Navy-blue, classic, classy; probably the best non-bombastic one.
  * Taiwan: Blue hotel bathrobes
  * Tonga: Silk-screened palm tree. V. busy. And ugly.
  * Ukraine: Nope. V. busy
  * Finland: nice, medium blue jacket
  * France: Very dour. Who would have predicted the French fading into the
    background under the white-hot rainbow glare of the Germans?
  * Switzerland: Red. How original. Much better than the Harry Potter silver
    wizard-coats. Once you set the bar that low, you can't help but do better.
  * Japan: Similar style to Switzerland, but white
  * Russia: Dark blue jacket with red pants for the men; a ton of extravagant
    fur for the ladies.
  * USA: Ralph Lauren plays a horrible joke on America. Cool boots, but with
    pants tucked in? And that sweater looks like Walmart threw up all over the
    team. At least there are no ad logos.


[Mexican skiers with incongruous names]

TIL that "Prince Hubertus of Hohenlohe-Langenburg"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Hubertus_of_Hohenlohe-Langenburg> is a
55-year--old native Mexican alpine skier who is once again in attendance at the
Olympics, his sixth. Whereas in 2006 Mexico declined to send a one-man
delegation, in 2014 he got to carry the flag.

[The main show]

The main show is quite nice, very colorful and whimsical. Kind of reminds me of
Miyazaki. Tall, misshapen and bizarre creatures wind their way across the arena,
accompanied by giant onion towers that could just as well be mushrooms.

The projection technology for the whole arena is really nicely done. In
particular, the boat that carries Peter the Great looked great. And then the map
of the great wars of the 19th century rolls up over the waves and the ocean to
reveal Petersburg. A great effect with a handful of people, very few props and
construction and a giant projection system.

It's a much softer, more pastel, less powerful and simpler ceremony than Beijing
and London. Just people as dancers at a ball, or soldiers in formation (no guns)
on a projected background, all out in the middle of a giant arena. During the
ball scene, there were giant pillars sticking out of the ground while we all
watched ballet and listened to Tchaikovsky that the German commentator her
consistently misidentified as Stravinsky [1].

And here we are: the revolution, the Soviet. The red. And yet, still whimsical,
in a way. The people are all just cogs in the machine. The focus narrows to a
single group, highlighted again in an amazingly CGI way, with a glowing white
light in the center, seemingly blowing the workers out away from it, all frozen
in the moment.

Now they're playing "the troll-lo-lo-lo song"
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY>. Totally taking the piss.

[The Torch]

I predict Putin lights the torch himself. Shirtless. He would totally win the
Internets.

Alas, twas not to be.

But "Karelin" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Karelin> and "Tretiak"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tretiak> were good choices as well. I like how
many cosmonauts they invited to the ceremony. Is that to rub US noses in the
fact that Russia still has a space program?

Ceremony winding down. Over and out.

[image][image]

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[1] He would finally be right during the torch-lighting ceremony.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Super Bowl XLVIII (Euro edition)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2944</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2944"/>
    <updated>2014-02-03T22:02:02+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The Super Bowl takes place way too late on a school night for all
but the most ardent fans on this side of the pond. This is not to say
that there are no such fans over here. The Germans and British both had
full coverage, with the British channel Film4 having gotten Terrel Davis
and Mike Carlson...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Feb 2014 22:02:02
Updated by marco on 4. Feb 2014 06:27:30
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[image]The Super Bowl takes place way too late on a school night for all but the
most ardent fans on this side of the pond. This is not to say that there are no
such fans over here. The Germans and British both had full coverage, with the
British channel Film4 having gotten Terrel Davis and Mike Carlson to assist the
Scottish announcer Colin Murray, who started off slowly but got steadily more
hilarious as the game unfolded into a slaughter of Denver by Seattle. There were
plenty of people willing to stay up until 04:30 in the morning to watch the
Super Bowl. It might be nice if the NFL moved it to the afternoon so that more
of us could watch it live. [1] I recorded it and watched it on 23-hour delay.

[The game]

 

The first snap set the tone for the Broncos. It sailed into the end zone and
gave Seattle a safety in the first twelve seconds. Two interceptions and a
fumble rounded out the first half. The second half opened with a Seattle kickoff
return for a touchdown -- again, within twelve seconds. Denver's defense was
ardent in the first half, but forgot how to tackle in the second, two times in
utterly embarrassing ways that led to two touchdowns. Maybe they grew
disappointed that Manning kept throwing the ball to the other team or that when
he miraculously managed to get the ball to a teammate, he fumbled it. Demaryius
Thomas certainly gave his all -- -his was the only Denver name we heard in a
positive light.

[British announcers]

 

At every intermission , the coverage switched back to the booth to let the Scot
lambaste Terrell Davis (former Bronco), who took the ribbing good-naturedly.
Midway through the third quarter after the latest fumble by the Broncos, Terrell
admitted that "there might be no saving this one" to which Murray replied that
"Terrell was probably the last person watching the game to admit that". Later,
Davis was forced to admit that Denver was "being taken out to the woodshed". At
the end of the third, Murray glances sidelong at Davis and allows that it was
nice that Denver "would not be the first team to be shut out in a Super Bowl" to
which Davis could only reply that that was "something positive...good news...I
guess". And when it came time to start thinking about the game MVP, people were
encouraged to consider "any number of players on the Seattle Seahawks".

The British announcers only showed up during pauses in the game -- of which
there were enough; the in-game announcers are the same as from the video feed
from the States (Troy Aikman and Joe Buck, I think?).  The guys in Britain had
some good analysis, saying the Aikin's claim that Manning's legacy is not
damaged by this pummeling but, had he won, it would have been reinforced. Davis
responded that "you can't have it both ways like that" and Murry pointed out
that this game just "underlines Manning's post-season question marks", which I
found to be relatively trenchant and spot-on analysis.

[Game quality]

 

I'd heard from a few people that the game was boring but I have a feeling that
they were Broncos fans. Because, objectively, the game was pretty interesting
for Seahawks fans and the unaffiliated. Seattle was really firing on all
cylinders defensively and offensively. They were fun to watch, by all rights.
Sure, it was a blowout (or a "washout" as the Brits kept calling it) but the
action was pretty good, for a football game.

[No commercials]

The other advantage we have on this side of the pond is that there were very few
breaks in the first half and almost none whatsoever in the second. That alone
made the experience much more enjoyable. This is similar to the way that
Olympics coverage will likely be relatively unadorned by commercials whereas it
is almost certain that NBC will ruin the Olympics as usual. This, even more than
what will probably be near-constant references ot the US quick-exit plane on
standby -- because of supposed terrorist threats -- or having moved US military
presence into the Black Sea, because of same.

[Overt militarism]

 

And speaking of military presence [2], I would be remiss if I didn't mention
that the Super Bowl coverage started with a few shots of troops in Afghanistan
(because that has anything to do with football?) and the national Anthem ended
not only with the by-now obligatory Blue Angels flyover but also a medley of
Black Hawk and Apache helicopters hovering over the stadium, a move that must
have engendered its share of flashbacks and PTSD horrors in many veterans. But
the militarism stopped there, presumably because of the aforementioned lack of
US advertising during the game. In previous years, there were nearly incessant
ads for various branches of the US military or for movies bought and paid for by
the Pentagon, like, say, Act of Valor. 

[Half-time show]

To end on a positive note, the half-time show was not as bad as previous years
and Bruno Mars was not as terrible as I expected. I thought the red Hot Chili
Peppers were decent, especially for a half-time show. Kudos to Keidis and Flea
for going out in the NJ cold shirtless.

[Wrap-up]

The game ended in washout, with the final 10 minutes dribbling by scoreless,
which comes as no surprise to anyone, with Denver having all but given up and
Seattle just grinding out the clock, forcing another fumble -- this time
directly from Manning -- but otherwise not doing much else of note. Other than
being a stone wall to Denver. It was nice to see an outcome that went totally
against predictions.

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[1] Not that I expect anything from the NFL, a non-profit organization that
    ignored horrific injuries to its players for decades, pays its cheerleaders
    a pittance and constantly whine about municipalities not building them
    enough stadiums. Just recently, I heard that the NFL doesn't pay a penny for
    the increased police presence required by the Super Bowl. Again, not a
    surprise. I don't expect them to think about moving gametime to accommodate
    a market that enjoys football but doesn't sell much advertising.


[1] Of course I'm going to mention it. This is earthli News. We don't know how
    to ignore things and just enjoy them.

 

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM 2012 First Round]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2670</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2670"/>
    <updated>2012-06-20T23:29:31+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The first round of the EM -- which stands for Europameisterschaft [1],
which means European championship in German -- is over. The qualifying
teams are mostly predictable, with all of the usual suspects making it
through to the quarterfinals -- France, England, Italy, Germany, Spain,
Portugal -- as well as...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Jun 2012 23:29:31
Updated by marco on 20. Jun 2012 23:45:51
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The first round of the EM -- which stands for Europameisterschaft [1], which
means European championship in German -- is over. The qualifying teams are
mostly predictable, with all of the usual suspects making it through to the
quarterfinals -- France, England, Italy, Germany, Spain, Portugal -- as well as
the Czech Republic and Greece thrown in. Greece won the whole thing with an
excruciating defensive style in 2004 and the Czech Rpeublic is often quite
solid, so not really a surprise.

Some of the quarter-finalists have proven to be quite fun to watch -- France,
Italy and Spain performed quite well in the midfield in most of their matches,
creating ample opportunities. They didn't always capitalize on those
opportunities, but at least they were creating them and giving us something to
watch. Germany had a slightly different style that didn't use the midfield so
much but also created a lot of opportunities. Portugal and England did not look
as good -- despite what their fans will floridly scream in your face -- and
England especially seemed only able to score on set pieces and defensive mixups.

England's sole goal against the Ukraine in the last match was off of a bad
bounce off of the inside of a defender's leg that Rooney hammered home with his
massive head -- newly adorned with an implanted coif -- although it was far from
the goal-scoring triumph that the German announcer I was watching claimed it to
be. this "606 caller ranting about England"
<http://audioboo.fm/boos/853801-606-caller-ranting-about-england-they-re-like-a-market-stall-eloquentrantings>
sums it up rather well: 

"What a poor, unimaginative, uninspriational, dour example of English football
[...] how many opportunities did we have for sitting at the edge of our seats?
[...] I was so bored I made about three cups of coffee during that match...and I
didn't miss anything!"

Click through to the "rant"
<http://audioboo.fm/boos/853801-606-caller-ranting-about-england-they-re-like-a-market-stall-eloquentrantings>
because the whole thing's quite funny and relatively well-delivered.

[image]For truly inspired goals, look instead to the always exciting Mario
Balotelli, who sealed Italy's win against Ireland with a spectacular
bicycle-kick goal or to Zlatan Ibrahimoviç, of Sweden, who full-volleyed his
goal against France with such perfect timing and precision that there was never
any doubt where it was headed. The Polish goal against Russia was an absolute
cracker as the boys from Eurosport like to say. Rooney's header was pretty
ho-hum compared to those; I only mention it because the German announcer sounded
like he needed a couple of minutes alone every time Rooney's goofy-ass
Shrek-like mug appeared on screen and one of the local papers splashed said
Boo-Radley-like grin all over its cover.

[image]I know it sounds like I hate the English team, but it's more like I'm
sick of listening to how awesome they are when I've been wholly bored with their
pedestrian performance. And especially this love for Rooney, who played terribly
in his first game back after five weeks off. He bobbled almost every ball put to
him and did nothing of real note. If I was on the English team, I'd secretly be
pissed that he got credit for that goal: he hadn't earned it at all.

Where the commentators didn't hesitate to chide Italy for their failure to
pummel Ireland into the ground -- and they played quite well in the midfield
with a lot of possession but little finishing -- they lauded England for an
utterly dismal performance against the Ukraine. In fact, the Ukraine played very
similarly to Italy: lots of inspired midfield with a lack of finishing, though
no lack of shots.

Unlike other years, the players of many of these teams have finally figured out
where the goal is, putting the ball on goal -- and sometimes into cloying
defensive legs or the goaltender -- instead of moonballing it into the audience
in an attempt to bend it in an expectation not matched by anything we know about
the physical rules of our universe. France, in the first game in particular,
seemed to be quite a force for finding the net and made for quite an exciting
game, even if they didn't score that much. Some of the set pieces still feature
those frustrating rockets that never seem to come down and instead soar
harmlessly off over the goal. I'm looking at you, Pirlo.

[image]I've been mostly watching the games on ZDF-HD, a German channel, because
the announcers on Swiss TV are so damned biased -- both the German- and
French-language channels play clear favorites. And the BBC and ITV channels are
wall-to-wall orgiastic displays of English-football love. The Swiss newspapers
continue their less-than-subtle prejudice against the East Europeans, chiding
the Croatian fans for "lighting flares" (something no other fans did, I'm sure)
and the Russian fans for being "too martial [milataristic]" and including the
picture shown to the right. Are you kidding me? That flag is awesome! It's huge!
It's martial because there's an armed Spartan on it? (The text at the bottom is
clearly a play on the signature line from the movie 300.) The Swiss media chose
instead to laud fans from Ireland and the Netherlands, two proper countries full
of people who aren't trying to steal our jobs.

And then there are the cameramen of all channels, who never, ever -- ever --
fail to highlight the most attractive young ladies cheering for their side. This
roving, peeping-tom camera is such a standard part of football now that it's
featured on every channel, regardless of country-of-origin. With those telephoto
lenses, they get creepily close, zooming in right on the glistening eyes with
their HD lenses. We get it: hot girls are hot. Can we please just see some
timely replays now? Especially for those fouls-that-aren't-fouls and
dives-that-aren't-dives?

The officiating has actually been quite good, with the referees seeming to let
the play run a bit more rather than whistling the ball dead at the slightest
body contact. Offsides calls have been nothing short of outstanding -- Italy
breathes a sigh of relief here [2] -- and the only black mark so far is the
uncounted goal by the Ukraine against England. That one was hard to understand,
since there was a ref behind the goal, the one on the sideline and the main ref
wasn't too far away either. At any rate, goal-line technology inches closer,
with even the decrepit Sepp Blatter weighing in in favor yesterday.

I'm actually going to be away from television and computers for the semifinal
matches -- maybe I can catch a game on a French radio station -- but I'll throw
out some predictions:

Czech Republic vs. Portugal

   Portugal: Christiano Ronaldo scored two in the last match and seems to be
   warming up. Czech Republic has a relatively well-organized side with a good
   midfield, but they haven't shown a flair for finishing. Portugal's defense
   will make its usual handful of grievous errors, but it probably won't be
   enough to tip the balance in the Czech Republic's favor.

Germany vs. Greece

   Germany: Germany has looked good in every game this tournament, with a strong
   showing from back to middle to front. Greece was lucky to get this far and
   should not pose too big a problem. Look for a laser-like goal from Podolski;
   he hasn't gotten one yet.

Spain vs. France

   Spain: France is unlikely to overcome the ridiculous midfield control that
   Spain has exhibited so far. Italy played Spain to a standstill on Spain's own
   terms, but France has not exhibited that they possess a similar ability in
   this tournament. Spain had trouble breaking through with a Croatian team that
   was strongly focused on defense, so the score might be low. Spain's defense
   is occasionally porous -- like Portugal's -- but it's unlikely to cost them
   the game.

England vs. Italy

   Italy: England looked awful against both France and the Ukraine, with both
   teams swarming all over them the whole match. Their defense is relatively
   tight -- and it better be, considering the caliber of player they have and
   the fact that they play a 1-9 formation, with 9 men in their own penalty box
   for much of the game -- but they scored multiple goals only against Sweden,
   where they were slightly less lackluster. Italy's always unpredictable but,
   you know, Balotelli. 'nuf said.

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[1] At least it does here, in the German-speaking part of Switzerland.


[1] Italy in particular has gotten the short end of the stick in the last few
    world cups, having had several goals called back for offsides that turned
    out not to have been offsides. Their run-and-gun style at the time seemed to
    confuse the linesman, I guess.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hope Springs Eternal]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2433</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2433"/>
    <updated>2010-09-19T20:54:31+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Another NFL season is upon us. The Jets -- weary, beleaguered, eternally
unrewarded warriors -- once again trudge to the line of scrimmage. "The
New York Jets: Week One" by Morgan Meis
<http://owlsmag.wordpress.com/2010/09/17/the-new-york-jets-week-one/>
has sports writing that borders on poetry:

"His name is Darrelle Revis and ... [i]t is his fate to be the greatest
cornerback, the"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Sep 2010 20:54:31
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Another NFL season is upon us. The Jets -- weary, beleaguered, eternally
unrewarded warriors -- once again trudge to the line of scrimmage. "The New York
Jets: Week One" by Morgan Meis
<http://owlsmag.wordpress.com/2010/09/17/the-new-york-jets-week-one/> has sports
writing that borders on poetry:

"His name is Darrelle Revis and ... [i]t is his fate to be the greatest
cornerback, the greatest. He is so good that he erases himself. Did you see him
during that first game, on Monday Night Football even as the fog lifted? No, you
didn’t see him. That’s because his defensive genius negates whatever player
he defends. The opposing team simply ignores that side of the field. And so he
disappears, pulling all the stars around him down, down, into the quiet place
where the opposing passing game goes to die. To Revis Island, where nothing
happens."

The season is young and hope has not yet died.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Contador, Schleck and a Dropped Chain]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2424</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2424"/>
    <updated>2010-07-25T22:54:40+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Just a quick note on Contador's behavior in the Tour de France when he
took advantage of Schleck's mechanical failure on a mountain stage.
Schleck caught Contador napping and managed to break free of the group
with only Alexander Vinoukorov managing to keep pace. He was free and
clear of the group...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Jul 2010 22:54:40
Updated by marco on 25. Jul 2010 22:55:03
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Just a quick note on Contador's behavior in the Tour de France when he took
advantage of Schleck's mechanical failure on a mountain stage. Schleck caught
Contador napping and managed to break free of the group with only Alexander
Vinoukorov managing to keep pace. He was free and clear of the group and riding
like a man possessed; it's hard to say how it would have ended, but it certainly
looked like Schleck was about to build on his lead over Contador.

Instead, his chain dropped and clamped between the front sprocket and the
crankshaft and he lost precious time freeing it and getting it reset. Contador
blew by him and took the advantage for himself and took the Yellow Jersey at the
end of the day.

Many think this was very unsportsmanlike and fondly remembered how Jan Ullrich
waited for Lance Armstrong when they were both climbing together and Lance was
knocked from his bike by a spectator. 

I personally think it was poor form for Contador to take advantage of the
mechanical failure, but it's hard to judge in such a high-stakes race where very
little separates the two at the top.

However, in his interview immediately following the race, he claimed that he was
not aware that Andy had any mechanical problems.

Really.

  * Did you think he'd stopped to let you catch up?
  * Did you think he'd gotten tired and was catching his breath?
  * Did you think he'd seen a pretty flower by the side of the road and wanted
    to get a picture?

What did you think he was doing when he stopped in the middle of the Tour de
France just as he was kicking your ass?

That Contador took advantage of a mechanical difficulty in order to gain the
yellow jersey does not make him a jackass. That he lies about doing so is what
makes him a jackass.

It would have been far better if he had just been a man about it and admitted to
what he did. Instead, he lied about it, gained the well-deserved scorn of the
biking world and further cemented his reputation as a purely egocentric idiot.

He changed his tune the following day, admitting that he probably shouldn't have
done it. That's even worse. Be a man, for God's sake and at least stand for
something. He can't even commit to being an asshole because it hurt his feelings
that everyone thought he was a jerk.

Man up, Contador. If you're going to win races by the skin of your teeth, at
least own your strategy and tell people to kiss your ass because now you've won
the Tour de France three times.

I'm not really enjoying Spain ruling the sports world: we now have a world cup
champion that can barely score goals and a Tour de France champion who lies and
lies badly.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[World Cup 2010: US 2 -- Slovenia 2]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2409</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2409"/>
    <updated>2010-06-20T12:22:54+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[OMG! WTF!]I missed the second half of this game because I was watching
the Tour de Suisse racing through my home town. In catching up on the
news, I discovered the the U.S. had been robbed of a game-winning goal!
Or so "Facebook" <http://facebook.com> and "Reddit" <http://reddit.com>
told me. A search for videos on "YouTube" <http://youtube.com> turned up
several links to...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Jun 2010 12:22:54
Updated by marco on 20. Jun 2010 12:23:27
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[OMG! WTF!]I missed the second half of this game because I was watching the Tour
de Suisse racing through my home town. In catching up on the news, I discovered
the the U.S. had been robbed of a game-winning goal! Or so "Facebook"
<http://facebook.com> and "Reddit" <http://reddit.com> told me. A search for
videos on "YouTube" <http://youtube.com> turned up several links to videos
showing the goal in question: the play was not offsides and no U.S. player
committed a foul (to the contrary, it was the Slovenians who were all over the
U.S. players).

It seemed quite clear-cut: the U.S. indeed had been robbed of a goal.

However, it's not up to the players to question the referees, no matter how
badly they think they've called the game. There are, in fact, FIFA rules against
this and most players are clever enough to realize that, should they wish to
continue playing in the most prestigious soccer tournament in the world, they'd
better just keep their opinions to themselves and let others comment on the
officiating. If they don't, they run the risk of being barred from further
participation and/or fined.

There are always those players who simply know when they're right and when
they've been wronged. In that case, the rules clearly can't apply to them, since
they'll be vindicated by the objective evidence. The blog post, "Why I Hate
Landon Donovan" by Ken Silverstein
<http://harpers.org/archive/2010/06/hbc-90007255>, showed up the next morning,
detailing just such a case. It's not the first time that Landon Donovan can't
keep his opinions to himself, despite what are probably desperate efforts from
team management to get him to do so. As detailed in the article, "Donovan: U.S.
victory ‘stolen’ by referee" by Martin Rogers
<http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/donovan-u-s--fbintl_ro-angryusa061810.html>,
Donovan didn't accuse the referee of bias, just of incompetence:

"They [the officials] stole a goal from us [...] It was a good finish and a good
goal. [...] It was the guy’s [Coulibaly’s] first World Cup and maybe he got
caught up a bit. This is the World Cup and you can’t just take away a goal
from a team like that."

On the contrary. They can and do make mistakes. As mentioned above, Donovan is
100% correct about the goal itself -- and video evidence backs this up. However,
when he says that "you can’t just take away a goal from a team like that", he
is dead wrong because FIFA has never, ever -- not once! -- changed the result of
a game after the fact. That is, they can take a goal away because the score will
stand at 2--2. There probably isn't even a way to make an appeal.

If there was a way to make an appeal, where would it end? Do you go back and
pick the game apart, play by play? How can you do this, when one bad call in one
place may lead to an opportunity in another? The blog post, "Referee Again in
Center of Controversy" by Jeff Z. Klein
<http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/18/referee-again-in-center-of-controversy/>,
notes that exactly this happened. Though one can only find videos of the
nullified American goal, the goal was the result of a free kick that resulted
from a highly questionable foul granted the U.S. team.

"Odder yet, the foul that led to the free kick was the result of a questionable
call by Coulibaly. United States striker Jozy Altidore ran into a Slovene
defender and fell theatrically, drawing a whistle from Coulibaly.

"It is unclear whether Coulibaly waved off the subsequent United States goal as
a sort of makeup call for having awarded the Americans a questionable free kick
— perhaps the only plausible explanation for the nullified goal."

It's highly plausible that Coulibaly granted the free kick and immediately
regretted it. In most cases, the referee has nothing to rue -- the free kick
leads to nothing spectacular and the game proceeds with the bad call having had
no undue effect for either side. However, the U.S. scored a beautiful, powerful
goal on it -- after Coulibaly had already blown the play dead. In fact, he seems
to have blown the play dead almost as soon as the ball was kicked, which is why
many thought he was calling offsides. Perhaps he was making the
not-too-far-fetched assumption that the U.S. would commit some fouls in the box
while jockeying for position. In that case, even the video replay would have
backed him up (though some might have asked how he could possibly have seen the
fouls from his field position).

Unfortunately for Coulibaly, none of this happened and the U.S. scored a nice,
clean goal off of a free kick that they should never have been granted. Would it
not then have been the Slovenians' place to be outraged that they'd lost the
game to a bad call? The only feasible place to end such questioning is to
disallow it completely, as FIFA does. This is not to say that referees are
infallible, but that to allow players and coaches to question them based on
their own subjective impressions is untenable.

There are, however, other, non-subjective solutions. Video replay could be
successfully integrated without harming the game: each side gets one replay
request per game; if a request results in an overturned call, the requesting
team gets another request. Such a system would allow teams to address bad calls,
but also keep them from calling for video review too often. FIFA has been
adamantly opposed to both video replay and electronically tracking balls to
determine whether they actually cross side, end or goal lines -- technology
similar to that used so successfully in professional tennis.

Some plays -- like offsides and set-pieces --  are notoriously difficult to call
correctly [1]. With so few goals and so little between teams at the
international level, it's a scandal to decide games on referee weakness. It
would be much cooler to remember amazing goals than to remember "that time that
one guy got away with breaking a rule". [2]

That said, however, I'm forced to agree with Ken Silverstein: "Landon Donovan is
an ass." He doesn't understand when sportsmanship and respect for the game
trumps being right. These things happen and athletes who have been athletes for
as long as Donovan has should know better.

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[1] Though bad offsides calls have marred many matches in the last two World
    Cups, this year has been much better.


[1] Like Maradona's hand-of-God goal...or Thierry Henry's.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[World Cup 2010 in Switzerland]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2406</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2406"/>
    <updated>2010-06-14T21:08:01+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In Switzerland, you can now watch the world cup live online in three
different languages (German, French and Italian). It's very good quality
and easily good enough to watch the match. Compared to 4 years ago, it's
absolutely incredible. With a 5MBit connection at the office, we can
easily spare...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Jun 2010 21:08:01
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In Switzerland, you can now watch the world cup live online in three different
languages (German, French and Italian). It's very good quality and easily good
enough to watch the match. Compared to 4 years ago, it's absolutely incredible.
With a 5MBit connection at the office, we can easily spare some bandwidth to
pull down the live stream and stay up-to-date as we work. 

Apparently, we're not alone in doing so.

This afternoon, during the Netherlands -- Denmark match, we couldn't log on to
online banking and I was accused of "hogging all the bandwidth". I didn't think
the video could possibly be eating the whole 5MBit connection, but paused it
nonetheless.

It didn't help. 

So, one of us thought, hey! maybe it's not us! Maybe everyone at the bank is
watching the game and killing the connection from that end.

So we tested the theory.

When I announced that it was halftime, we tried connecting to online banking
again...and were able to log in immediately.

Viva the World Cup! :-)

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Winning the World Cup of Football in 2010]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2370</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2370"/>
    <updated>2010-04-22T23:20:53+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Fans would give up food, jobs for World Cup glory?"
<http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63K20E20100421> is a tremendously
fluffy and stupid article. Did they actually interview people or did
they just make this shit up based on gross cultural stereotypes?

"It found that a majority of English respondents -- 93 percent -- would
give up food for a week"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Apr 2010 23:20:53
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"Fans would give up food, jobs for World Cup glory?"
<http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63K20E20100421> is a tremendously fluffy
and stupid article. Did they actually interview people or did they just make
this shit up based on gross cultural stereotypes?

"It found that a majority of English respondents -- 93 percent -- would give up
food for a week to see England win, while some 70 percent of Italians would give
up their job for an Italian victory.

"Americans were most willing to sacrifice their homes, while South Koreans were
most ready to sacrifice their love life."

  * First of all, 93% is not just a majority, but an overwhelming majority. It's
    a near-certainty.
  * Second off, the classic canard is that English food is utter crap, so of
    course they'd be willing to give it up for a week.
  * That 70% of Italians would give up their jobs is also wholly unsurprising --
    it's actually surprisingly low -- given their penchant for striking at the
    drop of a hat. (Again, that's according to the classic canard.)
  * Since a quarter of American homeowners are underwater -- they owe more on
    their mortgage than their house is worth -- it's unsurprising that they'd be
    willing to part with said houses. Reuters, however, forsook the scientific
    accuracy of a percentage and went with "most" instead. Not only that, but
    they applied it to that which Americans were willing to give up rather than
    to the number of respondents. That is, it's possible that only 1% of
    Americans were willing to give up anything at all -- who cares about soccer
    in the U.S. anyway? -- but of those, most were willing to give up their
    house first.
  * I have nothing amusing to write about the love lives of South Koreans.

The astute reader will not that this article of a paltry, few-hundred words had
not only a credited author, but an explicitly credited editor as well. Kudos to
Reuters for their journalistic acumen.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Vancouver 2010 Wrapup]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2343</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2343"/>
    <updated>2010-03-04T21:42:10+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Short Track (or How Sports Works for the uninitiated)]

Short track speed skating got the short shrift right up until the end
from Eurosport. Apparently, there was a bit of a controversy with one of
Apolo Anton Ohno's races. More details are available in the article,
"Apolo Ohno Disqualified in 500"
<http://olympics.fanhouse.com/2010/02/26/ohno-disqualified-in-500-meter-race/>...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Mar 2010 21:42:10
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[Short Track (or How Sports Works for the uninitiated)]

Short track speed skating got the short shrift right up until the end from
Eurosport. Apparently, there was a bit of a controversy with one of Apolo Anton
Ohno's races. More details are available in the article, "Apolo Ohno
Disqualified in 500 Meters, Wins Relay Bronze"
<http://olympics.fanhouse.com/2010/02/26/ohno-disqualified-in-500-meter-race/>

I didn't see the video because of the blanket NBC hatred for non-US residents
and the NBC stranglehold on video content from the Olympics.

That does not prevent me from having an opinion, of course.

I think the other skater isn't really allowed to say anything one way or the
other, even if he wanted to. The judges and video replay have the last word and
that's it. If someone could say, yeah, but, regardless of what the video shows,
I know I fell on my own, then it open the door to manipulation. In this one
particular case, it might be considered justice, but it would open the door to
manipulation if a skater's opinion mattered in the outcome of the race.

Also, in the heat of the race, it's nearly impossible to accurately remember
what really happened -- your mind makes up a lot of stuff to fill in the huge
cracks yours senses leave. A skilled questioner could get the "honest" guy to
both admit and deny that he fell on his own ... all within a quarter of an hour.
That's why the judges and video evidence override everything.

That's just sports, man. Ireland's not going to the world cup because Thierry
Henry from the French team batted in the tying goal to qualify -- and deny
France. The referee didn't see it, though every camera on the planet did.
There's no video replay in soccer, so that's that. The call stands ... because
that's the rules. Ohno understands the rules because he's a sportsman ... people
who care about sports once every two years during the Olympics are not and
that's why there's almost always an uproar whenever they perceive something as
unfair. The athletes, on the other hand, mostly understand that the system's not
perfect and that the ball bounces one way one day and another the next. If it's
randomly imperfect, that's fine; as long as it isn't biased.

[Closing Ceremonies]

It's pretty much a ritual that you first trundle out the organizers of the
thing, Rogge closes 'er down, the next city gets the torch (as it were) and the
outgoing hosts put on a kitschy show, complete with native talent (again, as it
were).

Noteworthy was that VANOC CEO John Furlong -- the head of the organizing
committee from start to finish, all 14 years worth -- somehow let himself be
pressured into speaking French -- for what must have been, like, the first time
in his life -- in front of a crowd of dozens of thousands in the stadium, and
upward of billions planet-wide. This author, in a recent article ("Englisch wird
die Arbeitssprache" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2332>),
gave EU commissar Günther Oettinger a pass on his abysmal English. However, the
reasoning there was that Herr Oettinger is actually pushing for more English in
Germany and so should take the first steps himself, regardless of how poorly he
speaks it.

It's a complete mystery why Mr. Furlong agreed to humiliate himself by speaking
what we will grudgingly admit was French. The reactions were not gentle, as
documented in "Closing Ceremonies: The Live Blog" by Andrew Coyne
<http://www2.macleans.ca/2010/02/28/closing-ceremonies-the-live-blog/>:

"National unity set back 30 years. [...] Question: what’s worse? No French, or
Furlong French? Moliere dying several more deaths. [...] Tribute to the deceased
Georgian luger. Furlong’s Georgian is better than his French."

And, in "‘ey, John FurLONG, kest keh yu coll dat, Fran-say, eh?"
<http://digitalcitizen.ca/2010/02/28/ey-john-furlong-kest-keh-you-call-that-fran-say-eh/>,
which comes out swinging already in the title, but also offers a possible reason
for this Francophonic catastrophe:

"Probably pressured to include more French in the Closing Ceremonies by the
Conservatives trying to get votes in Quebec, as Heritage Minister James Moore
tried by speaking out after the Opening Ceremonies (CBC), John could not have
faked an English speaker reading French for the first time ever any better.
[...] ome francophones have loudly voiced their disappointment at the lack of
French at the Olympics Opening Ceremonies. Well, I hope they’re happy now.
(Emphasis added.)"

If you're in the States, you can find the video on NBC's site. The rest of the
world can try to find it on YouTube, but it's kind of a moving target. If you
speak or even just understand French, it's worth it, though.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Olympics 2010 impressions]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2342</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2342"/>
    <updated>2010-02-22T20:36:37+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[TV Coverage]

[image]The only reason anyone can niggle about anything about TV
coverage is because it does so many things right. [1] And, if you don't
like what Eurosport is showing, switch to another channel that's showing
something else. Other channels, like ORF (Austrian), the triad of Swiss
channels (SF,...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Feb 2010 20:36:37
Updated by marco on 22. Feb 2010 21:52:40
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[TV Coverage]

[image]The only reason anyone can niggle about anything about TV coverage is
because it does so many things right. [1] And, if you don't like what Eurosport
is showing, switch to another channel that's showing something else. Other
channels, like ORF (Austrian), the triad of Swiss channels (SF, TSR, TSI), and
ARD (German) are also showing nearly nonstop coverage. You may not get it in a
language you understand -- and you may have to adjust your sleep schedule -- but
if it's happening, at least one channel is showing it live. And at least one
channel will show it at some point in the next 24 hours (with few exceptions).

All in all, the coverage is suffering from the awkward time difference and some
mysterious scheduling decisions. The lack of snow and ridiculously high
temperatures are having less effect on the quality of their coverage than an
overarching love for all things involving cross-country skis. It's absolutely
unbelievable just how much coverage cross-country skiing gets -- the pursuit,
the sprint, the classic, the freestyle -- and its kindred sport, the biathlon.
Sure Majdic won a bronze after breaking four ribs just before the race, but it's
not going to happen again: You can look away for a second.

What they do well is show all of the athletes from all of the countries, with
very encouraging and fair commentary throughout. The British commentators are
hilariously encouraging for their own athletes -- "and here's Britain's number
one skier, Chemmy Alcott [...]" -- they rarely, if ever, detract from others.
And they know their sports, every last one of them. They know who won what where
about almost every single athlete; they seem to appreciate how hard it is to
even finish seventh once in a world-class event.

The scheduling is killer, though. Though some of the events happen right in
European prime-time, many happen in the wee, wee hours of the morning. Speed
skating and short-track speed skating are two sports that have gotten
tremendously short shrift on all of the channels here (French, German, English,
Austrian all carried very little so far). And then, when you've watched a full
complement of Olympics on Saturday night and get up on Sunday morning to see
what you missed when you slept [2], they repeat all of the stuff you saw the
previous evening instead of serving up fresh content. It's somewhat
inexplicable.

Nonetheless the coverage is apparently worlds better than some other countries
[3] from which I've heard reports. There is very little advertising, and a full
focus on the sport: Only short interviews and only with athletes -- no
human-interest bullshit -- and usually only after they've actually done their
event instead of asking them insipid shit about whether they're nervous or
whether they want to win a medal.

Which brings us to the final question of financing model for Eurosport: It's a
complete mystery. Americans are raised to think that sports must consist of 50%
commercial content in order to be worth airing. Perhaps the Europeans simply
subsidize the hell out of Eurosport so that they do a good job of showing the
Olympics rather than struggling to beat a Euro or two out of it. If that's a
socialist wasteland, then I'm staying put, even if just for the Olympics
coverage.

[Ice Hockey]

Krueger's [4] got his boys all fired up, but they ended up in a tough, tough
bracket, playing against first the U.S. then Canada. A 3--1 loss to the U.S. was
fair, but Switzerland comported themselves well and certainly were more
aggressive on the forecheck. They also managed the final goal to avoid the
shutout, which is always good for morale. Next up was a game against Canada that
went to a shootout, where NHL star Crosby showed why he gets paid crazy money by
finally getting one past the Swiss goalie Hiller.

The U.S.--Canada game was the best so far: It was a pretty impressive
performance by both sides. The third period was an offensive tour-de-force, and
Miller was super-strong in net, whereas Brodeur was, for once, merely mortal and
made at least one costly floppin'-around-on-the-ice error. During the third
period, Brodeur was better, but it harked back to his early days with the
Devils, when he was stopping 13 shots a game (don't get me wrong, I was a fan).
The Russia/Czech game on the same day (the day of rivalries) was good, but not
cracking and the promised Sweden/Finland showdown was more about seething hatred
than a great matchup: Finland was outclassed the whole way and took a lot of
sniping, nasty penalties (including a game misconduct in the Olympics!).

[Ski Jumping]

What can you say about Simon Ammann that hasn't already been said? He put down
the two biggest jumps on both hills and strolled his way to two gold medals,
head and shoulders above all the rest. The only one who even comes close is Adam
Malysz of Poland. All the others are fighting in a single-medal event where the
winner gets bronze. 

The Austrian jumping team and sports federation showed horrible judgment in
complaining about Ammann's ski bindings, as they must have known they hadn't a
prayer of getting him -- or his equipment -- disqualified. They must also have
strongly suspected that their pathetic attempt at psychological warfare wouldn't
shake him at all. Instead, they got a lot of bad publicity and took home the
"sore loser" award (though an Austrian did manage the Bronze in the big hill).

Europort, ordinarily above such things, was inordinately interested for days --
even after they'd showed interviews with Olympic officials saying it was all
hogwash. Their cameramen focused telescopically on Ammann's bindings for days;
it was kinda funny, actually.

[Skiing]

Who would have thought that Bode Miller would finally add consistency to his
repertoire and medal in every alpine race so far? [5] All eyes were on Lindsay
Vonn, who pulled in an impressive gold medal in the downhill, easily mastering a
hill that rattled so many others. Her downhill style is so clearly efficient and
fast; Bode's is much more reminiscent of Franz Klammer, with elbows and poles
every which way, a little bit of pinwheeling [6] here and there, but still
getting down the hill faster than anyone else. You can kind of only watch him
with half an eye because you're fearing the worst the whole time...and he says
it himself: Before the Super-G, he said he would go all out and "either get some
sort of medal...or give you guys one of the more spectacular crashes you've seen
in a while."

The Swiss team is also back in the hunt in alpine sports, with a lot of athletes
in the top ten (women and men) and a gold medal (Defago, downhill) and a bronze
(Zurbriggen, combined). They're at least doing better than the Austrians, who've
collected a gold (Fischbacher, Super-G), which is kind of the yardstick by which
the Swiss ski team measures itself these days, for better or worse.

[Sliding Events]

After a horrifying start, things have settled down a bit, though there have been
a lot more injuries and crashes than other years. The danger prompted one Swiss
two-man bob to withdraw, which hurt the team's chances at a medal (the Swiss
came in fourth [7]). Most of the athletes have gotten down without injuring
themselves too severely, but that shouldn't really be the standard. The track
should punish with time, not with blood.

[Sports with Judges]

Every year, it's the same. This year, it starts with the men, where old legends
like Elvis Stojko of Canada crawl out of the woodwork to deride ice skating for
crowning Lysacek, who's doing "jumps Boitano did in 1988". Lysacek doesn't do
any form of quad, though he does some very difficult triple-triple combinations.
Stojko makes the good point that the weighting on the scores is
ever-more-heavily skewed toward composition rather than technical skill,
allowing the judges to pick pretty much whomever they liked the most, rather
than the person who did the best technically. That said, I heard that Takahashi
blew everyone away artistically and only touched down once (on a quad,
ironically). It's hard to still get incensed about figure skating judging after
all these years of watching excellent performers get hosed one way or another.
[8]

On a similar note, there's the judging in the half-pipe competition. Shaun White
was clearly head and shoulders above the others, but Iouri Podlatchikov (Swiss,
in fourth, naturally) put in a scorching run on his first attempt. He was in a
medal position. Then Scott Lago went for his second run and did well, but not
amazingly well. His score was 3 points below Iouri's, as pretty much expected.
Ok, no change in ranking there. Then the eventual silver medalist (Piiroinen,
Finland) drops into the pipe and does a run similar to Lago's; the only
difference is that he gets a stunning 45 points for it! For comparison, the
mind-bogglingly good Shaun White got 46.8 on his first run. WTF? No one really
knew where those extra 5 points came from, but there they were, tacked on by the
judges. He must have done something super-special, but even the Eurosport judges
were mystified. Podlatchikov failed to top that score and fell out of medal
contention. 

Conclusion: Judged sports still stuck, even in 2010.

[Technology]

To end on a good note, the "Vancouver 2010" <http://www.vancouver2010.com> is
very well put together. All information is available in a fairly easily
understandable structure. Go to the figure skating and you can get all the
information you could want about a routine: which elements were done, how many
points the athlete got and on and on. For timed events, there are all the split
times for all of the athletes. Even during the events, the pages all update in
near real-time, showing splits during races only seconds after the they show up
on TV. Just click the little plus-sign next to an athlete's name in an event and
dig through the treasure-trove of statistics.

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[1] This is a very Euro-centric view. For those living in a capitalist
    wonderland, a free-market panacea ... well, how's that working out for you?


[1] Head Coach of the Swiss National Hockey Team.


[1] Like a weakling.


[1] Yeah, Costas, I'm looking at you.


[1] Bronze in the downhill; silver in the Super-G; gold in the combined at the
    time of writing.


[1] "Rolling down the windows" as they've taken to calling it.


[1] Switzerland owns fourth place. At least it seems that way. It would be worth
    a statistical analysis to see which country gets the most fourth places per
    athlete at the games. Maybe we could start a campaign for a leather medal or
    something, so the Swiss get more.


[1] Remember Lipinski? What were they thinking? Or Cohen? C'mon. How does
    Michelle Kwan never get an Olympic gold?

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[American Football Rules]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2190</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2190"/>
    <updated>2009-07-13T22:40:07+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[American football is not static and undergoes rule changes from season
to season. One such change is documented in the article "Best
Intimidating Answer to a Legitimate Question"
<http://www.dallasobserver.com/bestof/2008/award/best-intimidating-answer-to-a-legitimate-question-1099198/>,
in which stiff-arming has been considerably curtailed for the 2009-2010
NFL season. Marion Barber can proudly and rightly...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Jul 2009 22:40:07
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American football is not static and undergoes rule changes from season to
season. One such change is documented in the article "Best Intimidating Answer
to a Legitimate Question"
<http://www.dallasobserver.com/bestof/2008/award/best-intimidating-answer-to-a-legitimate-question-1099198/>,
in which stiff-arming has been considerably curtailed for the 2009-2010 NFL
season. Marion Barber can proudly and rightly claim to be almost the sole reason
for the change, though he doesn't seem too put out by the upcoming limitation on
his technique.

"Barber made a habit last year of violently stiff-arming potential tacklers in
the kisser. So effective, and so unfair, was the move that the NFL Competition
Committee deemed it illegal for the upcoming season. Told of the league's new
"Barber Rule," prohibiting him from going for opponents' facemasks, the
Barbarian never looked up and immediately growled "What about the throat?""

Nice.

Even casual viewers of American football have had to wonder exactly which idiot
they have to thank for the regulations governing overtime. As it stands, a coin
toss decides which team gets the ball. That team has the opportunity to march
the ball into field goal range and take the win. As opposed to the beginning of
the game, where settling for a field goal is highly unpalatable, taking a field
goal at the beginning of the overtime period is all you need to win. It's almost
never a very satisfactory end to a game. Instead, the NFL should consider a rule
change, as described in the article "The brilliant NFL overtime silent auction
system"
<http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-brilliant-NFL-overtime-silent-auction-system?urn=nfl,173840>.

"Each coach writes down the yard-line at which they’d be willing to accept the
ball, and they put their bid in a sealed envelope. Both coaches hand the
envelopes to an official at midfield, and the coach who’s written down the
least advantageous yard-line gets the ball, at the yard-line he's written down."

A system like that would include much more strategy and would allow both teams
to take the ball, if they have the guts.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Surf's Up]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2058</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2058"/>
    <updated>2009-01-02T17:03:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This picture from "The Year 2008 in Photographs"
<http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/12/the_year_2008_in_photographs_p.html>
is absolutely mind-blowing:

[image]

"Kerby Brown rides a huge wave in an undisclosed location southwest of
Western Australia July 6, 2008, in this picture released November 7,
2008 by the Oakley-Surfing Life Big Wave Awards in Sydney."
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Jan 2009 17:03:30
------------------------------------------------------------------------

This picture from "The Year 2008 in Photographs"
<http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/12/the_year_2008_in_photographs_p.html>
is absolutely mind-blowing:

[image]

"Kerby Brown rides a huge wave in an undisclosed location southwest of Western
Australia July 6, 2008, in this picture released November 7, 2008 by the
Oakley-Surfing Life Big Wave Awards in Sydney."

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Italy, France, Holland and Romania]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1878</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1878"/>
    <updated>2008-06-18T00:15:17+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Italy 2 -- France 0]

The vaunted Italy--France matchup went awry early for France as Franck
Ribéry injured himself on a bad tackle and had to leave the game in the
tenth minute. [1] Then, with their offensive duo of Henry-Ribéry cut in
half, Eric Abidal pulled Luca Toni down in the box, giving Italy...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Jun 2008 00:15:17
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[Italy 2 -- France 0]

The vaunted Italy--France matchup went awry early for France as Franck Ribéry
injured himself on a bad tackle and had to leave the game in the tenth minute.
[1] Then, with their offensive duo of Henry-Ribéry cut in half, Eric Abidal
pulled Luca Toni down in the box, giving Italy a penalty kick and earning
himself a red card. Pirlo converted the penalty to put Italy in the lead 1--0.
Italy looked quite strong and confident on the attack, using a good passing game
through the middle to create chances again and again, though Luca Toni failed to
capitalize when he should have.

France stormed onto the field in the second half but, with only ten men, their
advantage was limited and Italy slowly but surely seized back control, going up
2--0 on a long free kick by DeRossi. The final twenty minutes featured only
offensive action from the Italians, with the French feeling the weight of their
missing man and the impending loss. The French side was not very impressive in
any of their matches and rightfully finished at the bottom of their group.

[Holland 2 -- Romania 0]

Again, with both games played at the same time, it was hard to get a feel for
this game, but with two goals against the vaunted Romanian defense, Ned just
keeps on rolling. I pity the fool that has to play them next.

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[1] Even worse, he had to go to the hospital to find out whether he broke his
    leg or not.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Germany, Austria, Poland and Croatia]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1877</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1877"/>
    <updated>2008-06-18T00:02:53+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Germany 1 -- Austria 0]

This match was horribly boring; watching the first half was like
watching a cat play with a mouse, as the Germans gave the Austrians a
long leash to see what they could do. Austria was clearly outmatched,
but they collapsed to an ever-exciting nine-men-in-the-box formation...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Jun 2008 00:02:53
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[Germany 1 -- Austria 0]

This match was horribly boring; watching the first half was like watching a cat
play with a mouse, as the Germans gave the Austrians a long leash to see what
they could do. Austria was clearly outmatched, but they collapsed to an
ever-exciting nine-men-in-the-box formation at the slightest hint of offense
from the Germans, which made it hard for Germany to capilatize or even create
chances. So, it wasn't surprising that the lone goal came from a scorching free
hick by Michael Ballack.

[Croatia 1 -- Poland 0]

The matches were shown at the same time, so there's not much to say about this
match because I didn't see it. Croatia gets through ahead of Germany, though.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Switzerland, Portugal, Turkey and Czech Republic]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1873</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1873"/>
    <updated>2008-06-15T22:52:25+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Switzerland 2 -- Portugal 0]

Switzerland was already out and Portugal had benched many of their star
players [1], but the Swiss came out still hunting for their first win in
EM history. The Portugese had the game well in hand throughout the first
half and both teams had a couple of decent chances. The...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Jun 2008 22:52:25
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[Switzerland 2 -- Portugal 0]

Switzerland was already out and Portugal had benched many of their star players
[1], but the Swiss came out still hunting for their first win in EM history. The
Portugese had the game well in hand throughout the first half and both teams had
a couple of decent chances. The replacement goalie for Switzerland was the old
hand Patrick Zuberbühler -- "Zubi" to everyone here -- who made heavy use of
his good friends the goalposts, as usual.

In the second half, the impossible happened and it started to look like
Switzerland had discovered the ability to play 90 whole minutes of football.
This rather strange theory acquired a considerable amount of supporting evidence
when Hakan Yakin put in his first goal in the 75th minute to go up 1--0, then
was all but proven when the flailing Portugese committed an aggregious foul in
the box for a penalty. A nerveless Hakan Yakin put that one away as well, to all
but seal the win for the Swiss.

The Swiss finally got their win and finally got a game where they scored more
than one goal: it's not a trip to the quarter finals, but the team managed to
deliver a hell of a match for their ailing fans. [2] They managed to send at one
message loud and clear: next time, bring your A-team, Portugal.

[Turkey 3 -- Czech Republic 2]

Since the matches ran at the same time, it was tough to get a feel for this
match as well. The Czechs slowly but surely built up a 2--0 lead throughout the
first half. Volkan, the Turkish goalie got a good piece of both shots, but the
Turkish defense left him high and dry both times. 

Turkey did a good job closing the gap with a nice goal late in the second half.
Then, even deeper into the second half, Nihat picked up a terrible bobble by the
Czech goalie to even it up at 2--2. And then, 'cause that was so damned easy,
Nihat slammed one off the underside of the crossbar in the top-right corner to
put Turkey up 3--2. [3] What an amazing comeback.

In extra time, though, the Turkish goalie Volkan committed an amazingly stupid
foul by pushing a Czech player after the ball had gone out of play for a goal
kick. Volkan was rightfully given a red card and Turkey was down to ten men
without a real goalie for the last 4 minutes of extra-time play. [4] It was
incredibly stupid of Volkan, but he wasn't alone as tempers were flaring
out-of-control on both sides. The Czechs also got a yellow less than a minute
later and Milan Baros of the Czech Republic got one from the bench as well. The
tiny-looking Tuncay wasn't tested in goal and Turkey won a few minutes later to
move on to the quarterfinals.

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[1] Both Ronaldo and Deco -- a big part of the Portugese offense -- sat out the
    match for Portugal.


[1] ...and Zubi and his goalposts came up with yet another shutout.


[1] C'mon Ömer...you've got to show this team some love now, don't you?


[1] Sorry Ömer, you're right -- they really know how to blow any advantage they
    get. Now they got to the quarterfinals, but they don't have their starting
    goaltender...for the first game, at least.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Spain, Sweden, Greece and Russia]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1872</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1872"/>
    <updated>2008-06-14T22:37:20+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Spain 2 -- Sweden 1]

Spain and Sweden were relatively evenly-matched, with Spain going into
the lead early on a corner kick. Ibrahimovich evened it up for Sweden in
the 35th minute and, from then on, all was pretty much quiet with no
real chances for either side. The only events of note were a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Jun 2008 22:37:20
Updated by marco on 15. Jun 2008 13:17:27
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[Spain 2 -- Sweden 1]

Spain and Sweden were relatively evenly-matched, with Spain going into the lead
early on a corner kick. Ibrahimovich evened it up for Sweden in the 35th minute
and, from then on, all was pretty much quiet with no real chances for either
side. The only events of note were a pretty obvious bodycheck by Sweden in the
penalty box that didn't impress the referee at all [1] and a relatively obvious
handball -- again by Sweden and again in the penalty box -- that also didn't get
called.

Luckily, the Spanish would not be left to to smolder about the missed calls as
David Villa, the hat-trick hero from the match against Russia picked the pocket
of the Swedish defense and put in the game-winner three minutes into extra time
at the end of the second half. A brilliant goal by the natural goal-scorer and a
well-deserved win for Spain.

[Russia 1 -- Greece 0]

Things started off as expected, with Greece playing turtle as usual and the
Russians putting on a flair-filled offense that generated a lot of chances
early. The Greeks were equal to the challenge and, in the 20th minute decided to
see what the other half of the field looked like and put on some decent
offensive pressure of their own. Soon enough, the well-organized Russian side
had action back in the other end again. 

The Russians were in their red kit, which looked pretty snappy and the announcer
here offered some interesting tidbits: all the players play in the Russian
league and nine of them play for the same team in Moscow; they also look pretty
young. Their focus on offense paid off in the 34th minute, when a Russian chased
down an errant cross and re-centered it with a bicycle kick, which luckily went
to a Russian foot and in for a goal. One minute later, they were knocking on the
door again and the much-vaunted Greek defense was looking creakier and creakier.
It almost looked like the Russians had a bit too much in the speed department
for the Greeks to handle.

The Greeks came out with goals on their mind in the second half, but couldn't
put anything convincing together. The Russians played their speedy
counterattacking game [2] but couldn't extend their lead. It's not like there
weren't any quality chances on both sides; it's just that both keepers played
very well. Near the end of the match, the Greeks put one in, but it was called
back on a squeaker of an offsides call. In extra time, both teams had good
chances, but Greece was offsides three times and Russia couldn't shoot straight.
So, for all the action, the match ended with only one goal.

The defending champions are mathematically eliminated with their second loss. 

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[1] Most likely because, good or not, the Spanish have developed a somewhat
    "divey" reputation for themselves over the years -- and this tournament has
    been no different. The boy that cried wolf and all that.


[1] Even deep into the second half, it looked like a field full of Pavel Bures
    out there. Truly impressive end-to-end stuff by the Russians.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Italy, Romania, France and the Netherlands]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1871</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1871"/>
    <updated>2008-06-13T22:48:43+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Italy 1 -- Romania 1]

It just wouldn't be Italy if they didn't require certain teams to win
and other teams to lose and goal differences to be just right in order
for them not to be mathematically eliminated. The game was exciting
enough, with Romania having a few chances, but Italy having quite a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Jun 2008 22:48:43
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[Italy 1 -- Romania 1]

It just wouldn't be Italy if they didn't require certain teams to win and other
teams to lose and goal differences to be just right in order for them not to be
mathematically eliminated. The game was exciting enough, with Romania having a
few chances, but Italy having quite a few more -- they just didn't capitalize as
often as they should have. As usual, they had one goal taken back -- a nice
header by Luca Toni -- on a poor offsides call, but that's become so standard
that it's not even worth complaining about. The Romanian Mutu jumped on a
horrible backpass from Zambrotta to the goalie Buffon to make it an easy 1--0
for Romania. Only minutes later, Italy had already equalized on a nice header
off a corner kick, dampening the Romanian celebrations.

Then, just in case there were still some Italian fans not in need of
defibrillation, the referee called a penalty kick [1] in the 81st minute. Buffon
was up to the challenge and parried it away to maintain the tie and keep the
slim Italian hopes alive. The Romanians didn't exactly impress and the Italians
still have some work to do, but they played much better than in the first match
against Holland.

[Netherlands 4 -- France 1]

Both teams came out charging, but the Dutch slowly but surely took control and
put one away in the first ten minutes on a nice header off a corner kick
(similar to the earlier goal by Italy). The game was a good deal rougher than
others, but there weren't many yellow cards. The French were having a lot of
trouble finding their rhythm and, despite bursts of individual brilliance from
Ribery and Henry, they weren't playing well together at all.

The second half saw the French mount incredible offensive pressure for the first
ten minutes, but the Dutch put together an amazing counterattack that started
with a beatiful two-footed move by Van Nistlerooy to keep the ball in and move
it to Robben. After roaring up the sideline, he blasted a pass across the
goalmouth, where Van Persie full-volleyed it through the French goaltender's
hands to dribble into the net and make it 2--0. 

A brilliant player like Henry cannot be completely denied and he finally got the
French on the scoreboard with a brilliant deflection to the far post that looked
more like an ice hockey goal. He didn't celebrate long as Robben nailed a
near-post shot from an improbable angle less than two minutes later to make it
3--1 for Holland. [2]

Seconds before the final whistle, nearly three minutes into extra time, Sneijder
snapped a screaming shot from the top of the box that snuck in under the
crossbar and completed Holland's double-shot of humiliating the Italians and the
French. Seven goals in two games against two high-powered opponents -- the Dutch
are clearly not a fluke. [3]

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[1] It really wasn't that dubious: the Italian defender had his arm around the
    Romanian's throat.


[1] This third goal should have been handled by the goalie, but his defense was
    not helping him at all. It's a shame to see Thuram playing so poorly for the
    French.


[1] They also served the Italians a gift by beating the French just as badly as
    they beat the Italians. It's not clear to me what happens if the Italians
    tie the French because then they'll be even on points, will have tied one
    another, have the same goal-difference and the same total number of goals.
    What's after that? It gets complicated, apparently, but see "Euro 2008
    Tie-breaker rules"
    <http://www.euro2008.digsvid.com/2008/06/tie-breaker-rules/> if you want to
    know more.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Germany, Croatia, Poland and Austria]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1869</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1869"/>
    <updated>2008-06-12T22:49:16+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Germany 1 -- Croatia 2]

Instead of the Germans, it was the Croatians that were extraordinarily
well-organized and put together play after play on the net. By the end
of the first half, the Germans were showing their frustration after
nearly every offsides call and after every defensive error, both...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 12. Jun 2008 22:49:16
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[Germany 1 -- Croatia 2]

Instead of the Germans, it was the Croatians that were extraordinarily
well-organized and put together play after play on the net. By the end of the
first half, the Germans were showing their frustration after nearly every
offsides call and after every defensive error, both of which occurred often. The
referee was a bit yellow card-happy against the Croatians, handing out eight of
them in the first half -- sometimes for tackles that got a lot of ball and
almost none of the opposing player.

After an initial onslaught by the Germans, the Croatians slowly reasserted
themselves and Olic picked up a rebound off of a very lucky shot to go up 2--0.
The German frustration grew throughout, with them yelling at each other, the
referee and taking it out on the Croatians with some pretty risky tackles.
Michael Ballack -- sporting, once again, the same awesome jeri-curl he had in
the first game -- picked up a yellow card for an almost purely relataliatory
tackle. Luckily for the Germans, Podolski stayed cool-headed and cranked a
full-volley shot almost through the back of the net in the 80th minute. Once
again, he refrained from cheering and putting on an ego show after his goal; he
just jogged determinedly back to the center.

[Austria 1 -- Poland 1]

Austria came out of the gate strong, outclassing the Poles on every level and
getting a couple of huge chances in the first 25 minutes. Unfortunately, they
also showed how a team at this level (similar to the Swiss) can make a very
entertaining game, but have no finishing ability whatsoever. Amazing passing
plays and breaking open the defense again and again for huge breakaways does not
win games -- you. have. to. put. the. ball. in. the. net. Being awesome but not
scoring only increases the pain when the other team scores on the only chance
they get. Regardless, the Austrians made the Poles look extremely lame for most
of the first half. And then, Poland scored.

At half-time, the best comment came from the Yogi Berra of Austria: "Wenn wir
keine Tore schiessen, dann werden wir auch nicht gewinnen." ("If we don't score
any goals, then we won't win.")

In the second half, the air had gone out of Austria and Poland wasn't
tremendously interested in getting a second goal, so it settled into a
more-or-less boring routine. In the last 10 minutes, Austria started putting
together some more offense again, but couldn't even put a shot on the net. Then,
unlike Switzerland, they created an opportunity to get a penalty kick three
minutes into extra time...and they put it in. With authority. [1]

Congratulations to Austria for prolonging the party for at least one of the
hosts; for now, Switzerland is alone in playing host to all the cool kids, while
they all play in our pool and eat all our food. [2]

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[1] It's not the best way to score a goal and it was hard not to sympathize with
    Poland, who came so close to grabbing three points. It was a legitimate
    call, though and a totally unnecessary foul by Poland. Maybe the penalty was
    the only way they could actually redeem the coupon they earned with their
    wonderful play in the first 30 minutes.


[1] The reference is to the Simpsons episode where the school nerd, Martin, gets
    a pool and is all-of-a-sudden popular -- but only for his pool. They ruin
    his house and eat all his food, but only until the next cool thing comes
    along. Then he's abandoned, standing with his bathing suit pulled down in
    the middle of a ruined pool. It's hard not to draw comparisons to the way
    the Dutch have overtaken Bern while Switzerland is already out of the
    tournament.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Portugal, Czech Republic, Switzerland and Turkey]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1868</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1868"/>
    <updated>2008-06-11T22:39:45+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Portugal 3 -- Czech Republic 1]

This match marks the first equalizer of the tournament, with the Czechs
pulling even not long after Portugal shot into the lead. The first half
stayed relatively even, but the start of the second half was dominated
by Portugal's offense, which failed to crack the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 11. Jun 2008 22:39:45
Updated by marco on 11. Jun 2008 22:57:24
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[Portugal 3 -- Czech Republic 1]

This match marks the first equalizer of the tournament, with the Czechs pulling
even not long after Portugal shot into the lead. The first half stayed
relatively even, but the start of the second half was dominated by Portugal's
offense, which failed to crack the well-organized defense of the Czechs for
twenty minutes before Ronaldo put his side's second one in on a low scorching
shot. 

Christiano Ronaldo is the Portugese star and it's amazing to see his dedication
shine through: his balance is clearly affected whenever he even loses the ball.
If he's dribbling along and another player tackles the ball away, he falls over
just because the ball is no longer there to provide balance for him. There seems
to be no other explanation. [1] The Czech Republic spent a lot of time in the
Portugese end, but couldn't find the equalizer. Just into extra time, the
Portugese popped the ball loose and took a third goal on an assist from Ronaldo.
[2]

[Turkey 2 -- Switzerland 1]

The whole stadium is red because the national flag for both teams is white on a
red field. However, the Turkish side is once again sporting the hyper-macho,
powder-blue trainers that made their debut against Portugal. Just after kickoff,
the Swiss weather had enough of being polite about the EM and just started
dumping buckets of rain all over the field. The players were soaked inside of
minutes and tons of slip-slidey action, splashing through puddles, misjudged
ball-hops and hospital passes [3] ensued.

Just after Tuncay got a yellow card for falling on his ass into a Swiss player
[4], the Swiss put in a hilarious, well-executed, slow-motion goal to go up
1--0. Nice to see Hakan Yakin keep to his promise to not celebrate his goal out
of respect to Turkey. Soon after, he got another chance and almost added
another, but shot wide. The field was soaked and the ball was barely moving on
the ground; the Swiss seemed better able to deal with it than the Turks.

The second half, however, belonged to the Turks, who had a hell of a half-time
talk and seemed much more comfortable on the wet turf. They circled like lions
and the Swiss only responded with counterattacks, one of which was beautifully
executed, but failed on a weak finishing shot from Hakan Yakin [5]. After the
Swiss seemed to take over for the final 8 minutes or so, the Turks struck back
with a wicked shot 2 minutes into extra time to take it 2 -- 1.

Switzerland -- one of the two host countries -- is officially the first team to
leave the tournament.

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[1] The other, rather obvious explanation is that he's a f%@*ing world-class
    whiner, who turns his pouty face to the referee at every conceivable
    opportunity like a flower turning to the sun. Don't get me wrong, he's a
    great football player, it's just that, unless he's got you under his spell,
    his attitude is phenomenally grating and you find yourself wishing him grave
    bodily harm.


[1] The announcers on the Swiss German station here are clearly under his spell
    because they wouldn't shut up about his amazing cross to his teammate and
    about how humble he was not to take the shot himself (even though his shot
    on goal was almost completely covered by the enormous Czech goalie and his
    teammate was wide open).


[1] A hospital pass is when it approaches a player so slowly that the opposing
    team will put him in the hospital if he waits for it.


[1] He flopped on the ground and executed the tackle with his groin into the
    other player's shins -- that can't have been on purpose.


[1] He seemed over-careful with it, but it was also a swamp down there and he
    couldn't get any lift on it.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: Spain, Russia, Greece and Sweden]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1867</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1867"/>
    <updated>2008-06-11T00:11:35+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Spain 4 -- Russia 1]

It was a miserable day in Innsbruck, but the steady downpour didn't seem
to have much of an affect on either side. There were more fouls early in
the match, but far fewer once nerves had settled. 

It started out as a pretty evenly-matched contest with both sides
showing flair...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 11. Jun 2008 00:11:35
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[Spain 4 -- Russia 1]

It was a miserable day in Innsbruck, but the steady downpour didn't seem to have
much of an affect on either side. There were more fouls early in the match, but
far fewer once nerves had settled. 

It started out as a pretty evenly-matched contest with both sides showing flair
and imagination in controlling the midfield and penetrating the penalty area.
Much to Russia's chagrin, however, it turned into a Spanish clinic on
goal-scoring. The Russians didn't play poorly nor did they have horrendous
defensive lapses like Italy yesterday. They just fell victim to a Spanish side
that is, for once, living up the hype. They certainly looked like a favorite and
seemed able to score nearly at will -- especially David Villa, who came away
with a hat trick.

The Russians finally put in a lovely header on a corner kick late in the second
half, but Spain got their fourth just shy of extra time just to show that they
could. All in all, it was an even more entertaining match than Germany--Poland
and gave us the first game with goals from both sides.

[Sweden 2 -- Greece 0]

Now it's clear what happened to the Italian defense: Greece took it. Four across
the back, along the top of the box, just like God intended. The first half ended
in a scoreless draw, with Sweden making attack after attack and Greece actually
venturing into the other half more than expected. Their coach, who only speaks
German, was often shown screaming from the sidelines to a team that mostly
speaks only Greek and a bit of English. It's amazing the level of organization
they have considering the team consists of players from over 20 different pro
teams.

After knocking on the door countless times, Sweden finally cracked the Greek
defense and Ibrahimovich put one in. With the Greek team showing some stuff on
the offense, the defense suffered and the Swedes soon slotted another. That
would be all for the game, but it was enough to hand the defending champions
their first loss (and first conceded goal) in in over 400 minutes of Euro finals
match time.

The Spain -- Sweden matchup promises quite a bit of action.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EM: France, Romania, Italy and Holland]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1866</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1866"/>
    <updated>2008-06-09T23:04:43+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[France 0 -- Romania 0]

Beni Thurnheer, whose in-game exclamations usually tend towards the
annoying, put it perfectly with this turn of phrase: "Ein unglaublich
langweiliges Spiel aber auf einem sehr höhen Niveau". In English,
that's "An unbelievably boring game, but played on a very high
level."...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Jun 2008 23:04:43
Updated by marco on 9. Jun 2008 23:06:58
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[France 0 -- Romania 0]

Beni Thurnheer, whose in-game exclamations usually tend towards the annoying,
put it perfectly with this turn of phrase: "Ein unglaublich langweiliges Spiel
aber auf einem sehr höhen Niveau". In English, that's "An unbelievably boring
game, but played on a very high level." Both sides were good and showed strong
defense, but it was a ninety-minute snooze-fest. The French coach walked onto
the field after the final whistle, clapping slowly; it was hard to determine
whether he was genuinely applauding or whether he was clapping sarcastically.

[Italy 0 -- Holland 3]

The first half ended with Holland in the lead by two goals. With the marked lack
of replays [1], we had to wait until half-time to get a good look at the first
Dutch goal, which was not offsides on a technicality. [2] It was an exciting
match because there was a lot of action around both goals, with only Holland
capitalizing. It's not that Italy had no offense -- it's more that they seem to
have left their much-vaunted defense at home. Once Matterazzi left the field,
things were marginally better and the addition of Del Piero kicked the Italian
offense into high-gear. [3] 

The build-up through the midfield made for exciting football -- and seemed to
have the Dutch on their heels for a good half an hour -- but they didn't create
too many high-quality shots. Holland looked quite good, though it's hard to
argue that they didn't also get pretty lucky [4]; they profited immensely from a
counterattacking style we've actually come to expect from Italy against an
Italian side that had a defensive style we would expect from a pickup game at
the park. 

Italy tried on different playing styles like they were trying on hats. The team
only boasts about half of the players it had when it won the World Cup two years
ago and they are notorious for being slow out-of-the-gate in tournaments. They
showed some good football and will probably get it together to squeak out of the
first round. 

The Dutch looked very good and probably got a lot of confidence out of the
match; it will be interesting to see how their style works against the very
defensive French and Romanian teams.

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[1] American sports coverage puts the rest of the world to shame. That purported
    offsides call would have been analyzed from four angles before the next
    kickoff and we wouldn't have had to wait for 20 more minutes before finding
    out that Italy technically wasn't robbed.


[1] There was an Italian player down behind the goal-line and he still counts
    for the offsides rule. From the single angle and two-second replay afforded
    us during gameplay, it was nearly impossible to pick him up, so it looked
    like Van Nistlerooy was at least a meter or two offsides. Clearly, UEFA is
    not concerned about blood pressure in Italian football fans.


[1] Ambrosini got a lot of touches and was a surprising workhorse for the
    Italians as well.


[1] Don't get me wrong, they were well-earned, but the first goal counted only
    because the Italians had a man down behind the line, the second was scored
    without looking and the third was an own-goal resulting from
    miscommunication between Buffon and the defender. Described another way, the
    first goal was a scorcher expertly deflected by a perfectly-positioned Van
    Nistlerooy, the second was an instinctively- and perfectly-placed shot just
    inside the inside post and the third was a powerful header that split the
    defense. It pretty much all depends on how you look at it.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[European Championships -- Opening Weekend]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1864</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1864"/>
    <updated>2008-06-08T22:46:04+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[At the end of two days of play, both hosts -- Switzerland and Austria --
have had a chance to play and both, as expected, got zero points for all
their effort. So far, the usual suspects -- and those rated higher in
the FIFA rankings -- have won their games, though not without a struggle
and not...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Jun 2008 22:46:04
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At the end of two days of play, both hosts -- Switzerland and Austria -- have
had a chance to play and both, as expected, got zero points for all their
effort. So far, the usual suspects -- and those rated higher in the FIFA
rankings -- have won their games, though not without a struggle and not without
showing weakness in the form of a soft game or what looked like squads that
weren't ready to run the full ninety minutes.

If a squad can't play ninety minutes in a Swiss June like this one -- 15°C and
cloudy -- then they likely can't play anywhere. The somewhat unseasonable [1]
weather has actually been a blessing for football, as the matches have stayed
quick for far longer than usual for summer tournaments. [2]

[Switzerland 0 -- Czech Republic 1]

The Swiss team is known, at least in Switzerland, for a lack of heart. They
showed up with plenty of heart yesterday and also lots of organization, but it
was all for naught as the Czech team capitalized on their only decent shot of
the match. In addition to losing their opening match despite having done
everything right (short of scoring, as is always the case when one enters into
discussions of who deserved to win), they lost their star striker, Alex Frei, to
a knee injury late in the first half and their strongest effort in the second
half ended up glancing off the crossbar. There was also the matter of an
uncalled handball by a Czech defenseman while in the penalty box, which would
have offered a real chance at a well-deserved tie. [3] Overall, it was exacty
the strong showing the Swiss wanted with the wrong result. The Czechs were
either tired [4] or were conserving energy for later rounds.

[Portugal 2 -- Turkey 0]

Portugal is expected to go a long way in this tournament -- as they did four
years ago, where they lost the final on penalties to Greece. They are not
expected to exhibit any sportmanlike or humble qualities on the way there and
their performance did not disappoint. As in 2006, during the World Cup, the
Portugese were throwing themselves at the ground whenever a Turkish player was
within two meters of them, as if there was a problem with gravity around players
of the opposing team. Luckily, the referee was having very little of it (though
he also didn't hand out yellow cards for diving) and, luckily, none of these
antics led to a goal. Both Portugese goals were actually quite good and the
result was well-earned. The Turkish side also played well, but are clearly
lacking a finisher without Hakan Şükür. [5]

[Croatia 1 -- Austria 0]

Austria appears much farther down the official FIFA rankings than Switzerland
and was not expected to do very much in this tournament. However, as with the
Swiss, the home-field advantage helped them bring the thunder and surprise the
Croatian side with a tremendous effort wherein they kept up the pressure for the
entire game. The Croatian side, on the other hand, really only played for the
first 25 minutes or so before settling in for a far more defensive game than was
expected -- and than they had been bragging about before the game. The Croatian
player that bragged that he had more skill than all the Austrians put together
should, by all rights, announce a correction by tomorrow, at the latest. The
Austrians earned it. 

Though the Swiss threw themselves a massive pity party this morning, it seems
even worse to lose as the Austrians did: on a penalty kick in the fourth minute.
The foul was not in doubt and was committed by a defender clearly overwhelmed by
the initial ferocity of the Croatian attack. Little did he know that the
ferocity of the Croatians was very limited and that his team would turn out to
be more than a match for them. Like the Swiss, though, the Austrians lack
finishing and never really threatened with the equalizer [6].

[Germany 2 -- Poland 0]

From the outset, it was obvious that these two sides had the most class on field
and really moved the ball around in a way not yet seen in this tournament. [7]
The Poles seemed like a good match for Germany, but the Germans managed to pop
their two strikers (Klose and Podolski) free a couple of times in the first half
and easily put away a goal on one of the breakaways. The Germans distinguished
themselves immediately post-goal by huddling together quickly and relatively
quietly before returning to the center field, ready for business. Even the coach
jumped in the air once and was already cool and collected when next the camera
found him. [8] It was nice to see them score a goal without the goal-scorer
irritating everyone in sight with his arrogance. Podolski -- who's got a cannon
and isn't afraid to use it -- scored the second well-earned goal as well. Though
Poland played well and created a lot of chances, they couldn't put one in. If
you don't have a horse in the race, this was definitely the best football match
so far. Germany looks very strong.

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[1] Unseasonable unless you ask a true Swiss, who will revel in how much the bad
    weather bothers you and burble that it's "always like this...at this time of
    year" as if that somehow makes it ok that we once again went almost a whole
    week without seeing the sun. In June. When the days are longest. But I
    digress.


[1] The author wishes to note for the aforementioned Shadenfreude-full Swiss
    that he is fully aware that summer doesn't officially start for two more
    weeks, but that he still feels fully justified in considering June a summer
    month even though local conditions still force jeans and a sweater as if we
    were all living in Iceland instead.


[1] One is reminded of the truly hilarious quote from German footballer Jürgen
    Wegmann, "Zuerst hatten wir kein Glück und dann kam auch noch Pech dazu",
    which translates (roughly) to "at first we had no luck and then we had just
    bad luck".


[1] Understandable since their national season just ended.


[1] At some points in the game, the Turks seemed to be totally unaware that he
    was no longer playing for them as they lobbed ball after ball into the box
    -- to absolutely no one.


[1] The Croatian goalie made a couple of nice saves, but those are the kind of
    saves he's expected make -- he was never really in trouble.


[1] Even Portugal was kind of lackluster in this department


[1] I actually didn't know which coach was which at the time and wrongly assumed
    that he must be the Polish coach because of his lack of emotion about the
    goal.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Baseball in DC]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1777</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1777"/>
    <updated>2008-04-01T22:09:03+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Sportswriters Swoon Over DC Ballpark" by Dave Zirin
<http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/04/01/8019/> brings news of
the opening of the new baseball park in Washington DC in a deal that
moved the Montreal Expos south to the USA. Apparently, the mainstream
media coverage was nothing short of effusive -- gushing, even -- about
the new stadium, which was almost...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Apr 2008 22:09:03
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"Sportswriters Swoon Over DC Ballpark" by Dave Zirin
<http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/04/01/8019/> brings news of the
opening of the new baseball park in Washington DC in a deal that moved the
Montreal Expos south to the USA. Apparently, the mainstream media coverage was
nothing short of effusive -- gushing, even -- about the new stadium, which was
almost wholly financed by taxpayer money. From the article:

"$611 million of tax payer money in a city that has become a ground zero of
economic segregation and gentrification. $611 million over majority opposition
of taxpayers and even the city council. $611 million in a city set to close down
a staggering twenty-four public schools. [...] That’s $611 million, a mere
five months after a mayor commissioned study found that the District’s poverty
rate was the highest it had been in a decade and African-American unemployment
was 51 percent."

In a fitting cherry on top, president Bush [1] threw out the first pitch on
opening night. He would have to have been less-than-oblivious not to notice the
booing. Lucky for him...

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[1] This scandal has almost nothing to do with the Bush administration, though.
    It fits well into the atmosphere created by them, but this type of wholesale
    corporate welfare occurred before Bush and will occur after him unless we
    change something essential. Simply electing a president who is not a
    complete idiot and sitting back in contentment will not do the trick.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Olympics have always been Controversial]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1776</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1776"/>
    <updated>2008-04-01T21:55:20+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The next Olympics will be in China -- everyone who's anyone knows that
by now. Some objected to the selection of China a long time ago, citing
human rights violations; some objected to the selection of Russia for
the next winter Olympics for similar reasons. None of the objecters seem
to understand...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Apr 2008 21:55:20
Updated by marco on 1. Apr 2008 23:29:23
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The next Olympics will be in China -- everyone who's anyone knows that by now.
Some objected to the selection of China a long time ago, citing human rights
violations; some objected to the selection of Russia for the next winter
Olympics for similar reasons. None of the objecters seem to understand that the
marketing -- which emphasizes a wholesome gathering of nations striving for
peace through competition -- is wholly separate from the business of the
Olympics, which emphasizes making money for all the important entities involved.
This includes private industry, government agencies and, of course, the IOC. The
IOC likes to select places that guarantee it fun times for its members (remember
the bribery debacle surrounding the Salt Lake City Olympics?) and lots and lots
of profits and kickbacks. China and Russia are simply overflowing with such
guarantees. 

And, in case, anyone finding themselves harking back to simpler times, when the
Olympics were still pure, should read "A Lesson on Protest From the 1980
Olympics" by Michael A. Kroll
<http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/04/01/8026/>. It tells of the "1980
Winter Olympics" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Winter_Olympics>, which had
the noble goal of turning its Olympic village into a prison afterwards, in order
to turn a profit. Couple that with the fact that, according to "Olympics Then &
Now" <http://www.lphilton.com/attractions_olympics.html>, the village of Lake
Placid had only 2,731 people in 1980, and Americans have lost the right to say
anything about the Olympics being awarded to backwards countries that aren't
ready for them and that run roughshod over the Olympic spirit.

Despite protests [1], the 1200-person structure was converted to a prison after
the games -- and that was just fine for everyone concerned. Except, of course,
for the "young, mostly black and Latino men from the urban centers of New York
City and Philadelphia" populating it. Those surprised that the IOC would allow
something like this to sully the reputation of the Olympics haven't been paying
attention.

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[1] The protests involved other great American traditions, like arresting people
    for no legal reason to make them stop protesting, then letting them go the
    same day, after the event they were protesting is over. This clear
    infringement of first amendment rights was going on over 25 years ago as
    well -- it didn't just start with the Bush years. The author gives the
    following piece of advice about laws of ad-hoc protesting in the US:
  "In a word, what my case determined is that where there is “no obstruction
   of pedestrian or vehicular traffic” by a single demonstrator (who does)
   “not threaten or provoke violence,” there is no right to impose the kinds
   of restrictions allowed on larger, organized gatherings."
  
  Though you are within your legal rights to protest where your protest will be
  seen and heard by those that you are protesting, most police officers have
  different marching orders and will cart you off to jail, if illegally and only
  for a little while. Your only recourse will be to sue, but your chance for
  protest will be past. Such is freedom.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Well-Struck by Barça]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1379</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1379"/>
    <updated>2006-09-21T22:01:10+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In the world of club sports, advertising is everywhere. Though the US
has thus far resisted the urge to plaster corporate logo all over its
players, Europe has long since capitulated to this lucrative source of
financing. Ice hockey teams look like a unicorn ate too many jelly beans
and threw up...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Sep 2006 22:01:10
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In the world of club sports, advertising is everywhere. Though the US has thus
far resisted the urge to plaster corporate logo all over its players, Europe has
long since capitulated to this lucrative source of financing. Ice hockey teams
look like a unicorn ate too many jelly beans and threw up rainbows all over the
ice -- potheads would love it if the guys just wouldn't move so quickly.
Football [1] players look marginally better, their team owners usually
restraining themselves to a single logo of a telecomms company. One extremely
popular team, Barcelona, has thus far resisted the urge to adorn.

Until now.

"Barça take the moral high road"
<http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2006/09/13/barca_take_the_moral_high_road.html>
reveals that Barcelona has indeed agreed to emblazon their jerseys with the logo
of an international company: Unicef.

"It will not be the brand name of a corporation. It will not be a commercial to
promote some kind of business. It will be the logo of 'Unicef'. Through Unicef,
we, the people of FC Barcelona, the people of 'Barça', are very proud to donate
our shirt to the children of the world who are our present, but especially are
our future."

Mock if you want, but with the donation of "just over £1m to its humanitarian
projects each year", Barça is well ahead of any of its rivals in showing that
even mega-rich football clubs can be something other than rapacious sharks in
the corporate sea.

[image]

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[1] Soccer for the Americans out there.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Stevie Y - "The Captain"]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1343</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1343"/>
    <updated>2006-07-05T22:54:58+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Steve Yzerman has retired from the NHL. He played for the Detroit
Redwings all 23 years of his career, leading them to 3 Stanley Cups and
21 playoff appearances. He's even got an Olympic gold medal, which he
won with Canada when they could still play international hockey.
"'Captain' forever has a"
<http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/sports/14964460.htm>...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Jul 2006 22:54:58
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[image]Steve Yzerman has retired from the NHL. He played for the Detroit
Redwings all 23 years of his career, leading them to 3 Stanley Cups and 21
playoff appearances. He's even got an Olympic gold medal, which he won with
Canada when they could still play international hockey. "'Captain' forever has a
place in hearts of Detroiters"
<http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/sports/14964460.htm> tells his
story.

"There's not a statistic for heart, but Yzerman would be the unquestioned
record-holder. Through the years, he's had five knee surgeries and lost all his
cartilage in his right knee. He's had a herniated disc, vertebrae fused and a
smashed orbital bone. He's had to sit in hyperbaric chambers to speed the
healing processes."

He's easily the best all-around player (defense/offense) of the last 20 years,
and clawed his way up to seventh on the all-time points list with 1755, with 692
goals and tallied 1,063 assists. He will be missed, but he's more than earned
his retirement.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Goal is Goals]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1336</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1336"/>
    <updated>2006-06-27T22:48:17+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The last couple of days have been pretty lackluster for football, from
the Holland--Portugal disaster, wherein 16 yellow cards and 2 red cards
were dished out to the two out-of-control teams, to the Italy--Australia
and Switzerland--Ukraine games, which treated us to over 200 minutes of
scoreless...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Jun 2006 22:48:17
Updated by marco on 27. Jun 2006 22:51:00
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The last couple of days have been pretty lackluster for football, from the
Holland--Portugal disaster, wherein 16 yellow cards and 2 red cards were dished
out to the two out-of-control teams, to the Italy--Australia and
Switzerland--Ukraine games, which treated us to over 200 minutes of scoreless
football. 200 minutes of master class in defense and all of the buzz today is
about diving in the penalty box. The day before, Germany took an early two goal
lead and sat on it for a further boring 80 minutes and England had a sterling 3
seconds of play courtesy of a Beckham free kick in a 1--0 win. That's a lot of
strategic football for even the most hardened of fans. And yet, diving is on the
top of the list of worries.

If you look at the "cards to goals"
<http://www.20min.ch/wm2006/statistiken/teams.tmpl> comparison, you'll see there
have been quite a few yellow cards. A few have been for diving, while others
have been for delay of game. These are the things that FIFA is cracking down on
these days. The large majority of the cards have been for excessively hard
tackles, tackles from behind or tackles that are off the play. Players tend to
flop when struck for several reasons:

   1. Getting hit hurts sometimes, no matter how much we want to think that each
      and every player on the pitch is a whining pussy
   2. Referees don't call what they don't see; a player who doesn't embellish a
      legitimate foul and tries to stay on his feet is one who loses the
      advantage to a foul play
   3. They're trying to cheat and get a good free kick or a penalty

[image]It's the last accusation that is being thrown at Grosso of Italy, who
went down in the box extremely late in extra time against Australia. The replay
showed that Grosso probably could have avoided the defender who, having missed
the ball neatly dinked around him, sprawled himself in a wild tackle at Grosso
(the Italian coach said that he'd already shrugged off one foul at that point,
whereas the Austalian coach says no fouls whatsoever occurred). Yeah, an athlete
of Grosso's capability should easily be able to avoid getting wiped out by a
desperate tackle directly in front of him. True. But that's not exactly his
goal, is it? His goal is scoring goals. To that end, he did a sweet little
maneuver to deke the last defender and was gearing up to shoot when suddenly the
way to the ball is blocked by a wildly sliding Australian. Grosso's goal is not
to escape the game without getting hit -- it's to put that ball in the net. Our
goal as fans is to see goals get scored, not to see skilled players threatened
off the ball by illegal tackles. So Grosso makes no attempt to avoid the "wild
assault of Australia midfielder Mark Bresciano" ("Totti kills Oz hopes at death"
<http://eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/sport_sto914656.shtml>) and goes
sprawling quite theatrically on the ground. If he'd leapt over Bresciano,
avoiding all contact, he'd have been rewarded with nothing for all of his effort
-- and wild, unskilled play would have won out.

So to those that ask why such a skilled athlete shouldn't be able to avoid such
a wild tackle, the question in response is "why should he?" Letting hard tackles
and wild play terrorize the best players -- the ones people tune in to watch --
into careful play isn't good for anybody. It leads to the highly defensive,
scoreless matches we've been seeing in the last few days. Should out-and-out
diving be punished? Yes. And it has been in this tournament. Compared to other
years, notorious diving teams like some South American clubs, Italy, Spain and
others are doing a lot less of it for fear of yellow cards. Embellishing a
legitimate foul is something we're going to have to live with because the
alternative is broken games with no flow and "goon squads" á la ice hockey. To
be honest, the large majority of replays where it appears a dive took place
showed a defender clipping at least a part of a foot or leg or tugging some part
of the uniform. That the action causes a healthy, strong player to actually fall
down is ridiculous. But without falling down, the referee has no reason to stop
play and the defenseman gets away with using dirty play to nullify a scoring
play, of which there are precious few of in the first place.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Portugal: All Class]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1335</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1335"/>
    <updated>2006-06-26T07:20:18+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The team should be congratulated for demonstrating such character.
--Luis Figo

[image]The article "Four off as Portugal send Dutch home"
<http://eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/sport_sto914026.shtml>
covers a match that looked more like ice hockey on grass than World Cup
football. You have to have seen the match to realize just how ironic the
quote above is, coming...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 26. Jun 2006 07:20:18
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The team should be congratulated for demonstrating such character. --Luis Figo

[image]The article "Four off as Portugal send Dutch home"
<http://eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/sport_sto914026.shtml> covers a
match that looked more like ice hockey on grass than World Cup football. You
have to have seen the match to realize just how ironic the quote above is,
coming from Luis Figo, who was part of an extremely vicious Portugese side
against the Dutch last night.

The two sides -- both capable of very fine football -- quickly became more
concerned with producing and receiving yellow cards. Maniche of Portugal put in
a nice goal to take the lead in the 25th minute and the Dutch spent the rest of
the game missing the net completely and barely disturbing Ricardo, the Portugese
netminder. A deliberate handball by Costinha (Portugal) got him sent off with a
second yellow in extra time in the first half, setting up what should have been
steady pressure from the Dutch and desperate defending from Portugal. The Dutch
should have equalized on a bizarre non-call in which a Portugese defender came
soaring in, leg high, and planted his foot into Dirk Kuijt's chest, knocking him
on his ass directly in front of the goalie. Though the referee was looking right
at the play, he not only did not call a penalty, he waved the entire play on as
if nothing had happened.

Then in stepped Luis Figo, sporting a maturity level of the under--17 league --
one which most of his team (but especially Deco) shared.

"The spark was provided just before the hour mark by the habitually cool Luis
Figo, who -- unseen by Ivanov -- headbutted Mark van Bommel following a foul by
Giovanni van Bronckhorst on Barcelona team-mate Deco."

[image]Somehow, Figo only got a yellow card for an attack on a player after the
whistle was blown. That was the referee Ivanov's seond error: it doesn't matter
that Portugal was already down a man and that Figo was the best player in the
world for several years -- if he head-butts another player outside of play, he's
off. At that point, it would have been a deserved 11--9 players on the field, as
the Portugese had been playing much dirtier and more dangerously than the Dutch.

Since Figo stayed on, he got to help send off a Dutch player to even things up
with his "reaction to what appeared an innocent stray Khalid Boulahrouz arm". He
did get elbowed in the face, but it was hard to say it was deliberate (unlike
DeRossi of Italy against the USA), but Ivanov responded to Figo's histrionics
and sent off the Dutch player, likely thinking he'd settle things down by
evening up the players.

This was not to be, as the yellow cards kept coming fast and furious and at
least twice a brawl almost broke out, due to the annoying habit that the
Portugese players had of surrounding fallen Dutch players and exhorting them to
get up -- presumably in a language they didn't understand. This swarming
behavior earned them no friends on the Dutch team as the Dutch waded in trying
to clear their compatriot some breathing room and Ivanov waded in, swinging his
yellow card right and left. A simpering, whining Deco set the record by
collecting two bookings in six minutes, the second for taking the ball and
refusing to give it back for a Dutch free kick. Quality stuff, this.

In the end, the Portugese clung to their one-goal lead in a match that was an
embarassment for both sides: the Portugese showed the world what we can expect
in a match against a notoriously cool-headed English side and the Dutch showed
the world that they just can't find the net.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Team USA exits quietly]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1332</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1332"/>
    <updated>2006-06-22T23:16:47+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["The U.S. Bows Out With Honor"
<http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1207068,00.html>
highlights the last match in the 2006 World Cup for the United States,
including the critical defensive error by Claudio Reyna that led to the
first goal for Ghana and the questionable penalty call in the 3rd minute
of extra time in the first half.

Questionable?...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Jun 2006 23:16:47
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"The U.S. Bows Out With Honor"
<http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1207068,00.html> highlights the
last match in the 2006 World Cup for the United States, including the critical
defensive error by Claudio Reyna that led to the first goal for Ghana and the
questionable penalty call in the 3rd minute of extra time in the first half.

Questionable? No...that's not it. Ridiculous? That's more like it. Bruce Arena
has this to say about it:

"I think we'd all agree it wasn't a good call to have that in the 47th minute,
after our team worked so hard to get back in the game...To be positioned to have
to chase the game on that call is kind of remarkable in a game at this level."

[image]That is exceedingly civil -- especially from Bruce Arena, who is not
known for pulling punches when talking to the press. All of the replays showed
both of Onyewu's arms (US defender) -- and they weren't touching Pimpong, the
Ghanan forward. Pimpong went for the header and missed, then fell down. If there
was any contact, it was incidental and done with the body. It's not a penalty
kick, it's probably not even a penalty and it's certainly not a penalty kick in
the last minute of extra time in a tied game that decides who advances in the
group when one team just tied the score not four minutes before. Once again, a
referee is playing God.

Ranting aside, the US needed to win this game in order to advance and the way
they played in the second half wasn't going to land them a single goal, so it
doesn't really matter that they needed two. As Arena said, it doubtless had an
effect on their morale, but their morale has nothing to do with their aim. They
approached the Ghanan net several times, but put almost nothing on target --
outside of a McBride header that almost snuck in off a post. Most of their kicks
soared over the crossbar, indicating that the MSL should probably standardize
their goals to be the same size as those used in international competition so
that the Americans have a fighting chance next time. Their passing and trapping
game leaves a lot to be desired as well, especially when compared to the tight,
crisp passing of nations like Argentina, Holland or Brazil. It's not that they
need to make the hundreds and hundreds of passes [1] favored by South American
teams, but they need to drop the ball to their feet much faster in order to be
able to do something with it. There is altogether too much time wasted in
trapping on the third bounce and chasing bad passes.

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[1] Brazil made a nearly unbelievable 473 short passes in their game against
    Japan tonight.

[Ronaldo]

[image]On a completely different note, it was really nice to see Ronaldo return
to form tonight against Japan. "Ronaldo still has what it takes"
<http://www.eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/sport_sto911297.shtml> gives
more details on his attempt to surpass Gerd Müller's record of 14 World Cup
goals. Ronaldo had 12 coming into this tournament (4 in '98 and 8 in '02) and
just put up 2 more against Japan. One more and he's got the lead. It's nice to
see the 183cm/90kg striker prove all of his critics wrong when they say he's too
chubby to get the job done. He still manages to be effective, running with the
best of them for 90 minutes (usually). Good for him.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Saturday Night Circus]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1320</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1320"/>
    <updated>2006-06-17T23:49:53+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The "US and Italy"
<http://www.eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/livefullpage_mtc131133.shtml>
squared off tonight in match that started off with a strong American
side attacking into an Italian defense that was simply absorbing
everything. The Italy that played Ghana using the midfield was gone and
the classic counter-attacking Azurri style was back. Though the
Americans...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 17. Jun 2006 23:49:53
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The "US and Italy"
<http://www.eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/livefullpage_mtc131133.shtml>
squared off tonight in match that started off with a strong American side
attacking into an Italian defense that was simply absorbing everything. The
Italy that played Ghana using the midfield was gone and the classic
counter-attacking Azurri style was back. Though the Americans controlled the run
of the play for the first 20 minutes, Italy capitalized on a perfectly executed
set play to hammer a headball past star goalkeeper Casey Keller. The US deflated
slightly after that, but were suprised to see Italy bang home an own goal to tie
things back up for them. [1]

[image]That was the start of the circus. De Rossi, an Italian player with a
history of discipline problems, targeted Brian McBride with an exceedingly
deliberate elbow to the face, for which he was promptly ejected by the referee,
who was standing not twenty feet away [2]. At this point, Italy had racked up an
own goal and an ejection. Bravo. World class and relatively typical stumbling
start to a World Cup for Italy.

America was not to be outdone on this front. Shortly before half time,
Mastroeni, soon after launching a marvellous shot that almost put the US in the
lead, sliced in cleats up and way late on a tackle and gets sent off as well.
Again, the referee was not ten feet away from the play! Ten men to ten for those
keeping track at home. Soon after both teams returned to the field, Eddie Pope
(US), who already had a yellow card from the tenth minute in the first half,
tackled Gilardino from behind with almost no chance on the ball and grabbed
himself a second yellow card. Hit the showers, Eddie. Incredibly, the US had
taken the advantage offered by a disintegrating Italian team and turned the
tables on themselves.

The rest of the match played out terribly, with the Italians refusing to go on
the attack until the last 8 or 9 minutes of the game and the Americans unable to
mount much of an attack (though DeMarcus Beasley offered some excitement, the US
ended up with zero shots on goal). The US defense was quite solid, but could
hardly prove themselves heroic against the sluggish, out-of-sorts offense
offered up by the Italians. The US technically has a chance of qualifying, but
they play Ghana next, who shut out the number two in the world Czech Republic
2-0 in a game that they dominated from start to finish. The flying Czech
Republic of the first game against the US was completely absent and the Ghanans
showed the same good form they did against Italy in their first match.

[A Plague of Offsides]

Italy looked bad, but was dogged once again by incredibly poor officiating by
linesmen calling offsides. In several cases, as in the last world cup (see
"Refereeing at World Cup" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=528>
for more information), Italy lost significant breakaway chances to offsides
calls that were simply not offsides. The officiating has been relatively solid
in this respect in other matches, which indicates either a conspiracy against
Italy (read Corriere d'ella Sera tomorrow for the various flavors) or an
inability to call the close-to-the-line Italian style accurately. As mentioned
in the article above, the only real solution to this is to put a goddamned
linesmen in the booth, where he or she has the same God-like perspective we all
have watching at home. The referee is already wearing a microphone and earpiece
taped to his face -- what's the problem, FIFA?

[Questionable Cards]

The other country robbed of a goal was Argentina, whose Hernan Crespo also got a
yellow card for continuing play after the whistle was blown. Argentina is
playing about 100 times better than Italy, so they don't have to care about bad
offsides calls -- they got an incredible 6 other goals that game. The yellow
card was a tough call as the Argentinian fans are staggeringly loud and the
blown whistle wasn't audible to the viewers at home either.

Yellow cards are important in the first round, as two cards accumulated over two
games results not in ejection, but in missing the next game in group play.
Again, Argentina has so much firepower that they wouldn't miss Crespo too badly
in their third game, but the referee shouldn't be so fast and loose with yellow
cards for non-gameplay fouls.

Other useless yellow cards have been issued to Francesco Totti of Italy, in
which he tackled a ball in the open field (not in possession) and an American
stumbled over his legs afterwards. At worst, this was a free kick, but a yellow
card? For what? Drogba, another masterful player, of the Ivory Coast, was
similarly punished for coming too close to the goalkeeper. The ball was not in
goalkeeper possession until very late, Drogba made only incidental contact with
the keeper, the keeper didn't seem to notice, the referee was perfectly
positioned and he issued a yellow card to the best playmaker on the Ivory Coast.

The first red card of the tournament was given early in the second half to
Vladislav Vashchuk of the Ukraine in a match against Spain. Not only did the
Swiss referee dole out a red card, but he saw fit to grant Spain a penalty kick
as well. Vachchuk was dogging the Spanish attacker, and, in the replay, pulled
on his uniform briefly while outside the penalty box. The Spanish player seemed
not to notice, taking a well-struck shot that almost passed the Ukrainian keeper
before stumbling to the ground several steps later (inside the penalty box).
Knowledgable commentators have watched the replay and judged that the call was
correct according to FIFA rules. This is utter bullshit. If it's true, then the
rules are bullshit. The tugging occurred outside of the penalty box -- and far
worse uniform pulling was perpetrated by the US on Italy during their match. Not
a single instance was called by the referee -- even for near undressings that
occurred in the penalty box itself. There is a consistency problem, as there
always is with referees.  Ukraine gets to play a man down for 45 minutes against
a powerful Spanish team -- all for a foul that is at worst a free kick and at
best, simply nonexistent. 

Red cards should be reserved for plays that impede or bring down a player on a
clear breakaway (as in ice hockey, which gives penalty shots), intentional
handballs, and dangerous tackles, intentional or not. Intent to injure should be
punished with multi-game suspensions and fines.

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[1] Those keeping track at home will know that the US has managed to get a point
    out of this World Cup -- but without scoring a goal of their own! Brilliant!
    It adds tension to the game we Americans play of guessing not whether the US
    will win a game (unlikely considering how masterfully Ghana is playing), but
    whether we exit the tournament with at least a goal under our belts. Fifth
    in the world? Really?


[1] Though commentators on Eurosport have wondered aloud whether there should be
    varying forms of punishment -- á la ice hockey -- instead of just a red
    card, the red card for all dangerous offenses is fine. DeRossi, whose attack
    was intentional and meant to inflinct harm, should (and will, according to
    commentators more knowledgable than I on Austrian television) be banned from
    the rest of the tournament and possible games beyond.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Keystone Kops Football]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1318</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1318"/>
    <updated>2006-06-16T23:15:12+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Though there's been some supremely good football in the first
week of the world cup, there has also been some disappointing football.
And then there's the Angola-Mexico match. Now that was so bad, it was
funny. The Angolans outclassed the Mexicans throughout most of the
match, mostly due to their...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Jun 2006 23:15:12
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[image]Though there's been some supremely good football in the first week of the
world cup, there has also been some disappointing football. And then there's the
Angola-Mexico match. Now that was so bad, it was funny. The Angolans outclassed
the Mexicans throughout most of the match, mostly due to their ability to string
two whole passes together where the Mexicans were managing at most one. Mexico
must have gotten the mistaken notion that they were good just because they
consistently beat the USA. Mexico was god-awful and couldn't get a single shot
on goal (on goal -- they shot at goal a couple of times) in the ten minutes
during which they had a man advantage at the end of the match. 

Angola wasn't better at finishing, but showed some more flair when passing,
though they have also mastered the art of passing to the wrong team. Possession
changes were fast and furious, sometimes as high as four in five seconds.
Amazing stuff. The "official statistics"
<http://www.eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/livefullpage_mtc131146.shtml>
for the game show Mexico with 51 losses of possession to Angola's 40. That's
just absurd. Anyone who watched the match knows it was way more. The "official
statistics"
<http://www.eurosport.com/football/worldcup/2006/livefullpage_mtc131163.shtml>
for Argentina--Serbia Montenegro show 38 lost balls to 41 -- this in a match
that Argentina played as close to perfectly as you can imagine.

The best thing about the game was Angola's incredibly acrobatic goalkeeper. One
could argue that he would need to be less acrobatic if he was in position more
of the time, but that would be spoiling the party. He was a delight to watch
and, when Mexico failed to capitalize on a rare miss by him late in the match
[1], I breathed a sigh of relief. He is also apparently not even playing on a
team right now, but Angola called him up for the world cup nevertheless. After
this performance, he should have a home soon enough.

Neither team deserved to win this match and the 0--0 result was the fairest
possible. Since Angola came in the clear underdog, they come out on top having
earned a draw. Mexico has earned the right to shut the hell up about being a
soccer nation. The commentator on Eurosport said after the match: "Angola hold
on for a draw and I think I'm going to cry. Amazing result and Mexico booed off
the pitch." The French commentator on Swiss TV was laughing too hard to say
anything.

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[1] Actually, the goaltender missed, two Mexicans whiffed on the ball, it
    bounced off the crossbar, and an Angolan finally got lucky and cleared it.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Armstrong's Yellow Jar]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1308</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1308"/>
    <updated>2006-06-09T23:30:48+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The article "Armstong cleared of doping charges"
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/05/31/armstrong.doping.ap/index.html?cnn=yes>
brings a sigh of relief to anyone still biting their nails over whether
Lance cheated when he won his first Tour de France. The conclusion of
this latest bout of shipping 7--year-old samples of Lance's urine around
Europe comes not with exoneration of...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Jun 2006 23:30:48
Updated by marco on 9. Jun 2006 23:31:26
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[image]The article "Armstong cleared of doping charges"
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/05/31/armstrong.doping.ap/index.html?cnn=yes>
brings a sigh of relief to anyone still biting their nails over whether Lance
cheated when he won his first Tour de France. The conclusion of this latest bout
of shipping 7--year-old samples of Lance's urine around Europe comes not with
exoneration of any wrongdoing, but of the inapplicability of the given evidence.
Since it cannot be proved that the samples were not tampered with, they cannot
be used as evidence. Furthermore, any results of tests done on the
possibly-tainted samples cannot be released to the public. Any student of logic
will fail to see how that "exonerates Lance Armstrong completely with respect to
alleged use of doping in the 1999 Tour de France". It does neither one nor the
other. 

There are just a few facts to consider:

   1. The Tour de France is generally about 3500 to 4000 kilometers long. Racers
      cover this distance in 21 stages, averaging about 180 kilometers per day.
   2. The Tour de France is, in general, more difficult than the Giro D'Italia.
      This year's Giro D'Italia included a single day of cycling that covered
      200km and 4500m of climbing. The Tour de France has even more mountains.
   3. Because of these inhuman tasks, biking has became notorious for doping. It
      is widely accepted that anyone who has a modicum of success in this sport
      dopes to one degree or another.
   4. Lance Armstrong raced once per year -- at the Tour de France -- and won
      seven times in a row in this grueling race. He routinely humiliated his
      competition and rarely looked to be in trouble at any time during his
      reign.
   5. Only very few riders are caught for doping. It is also generally accepted
      that most riders are very careful.
   6. Use of EPO -- one of the most effective and natural performance enhancers
      -- is detectable only in "overdosed" quantities. It can be used as an
      enhancer and cannot be detected as it is a naturally occurring hormone.
      Tests can simply detect whether the level is unnaturally high.

Given all this, what is one to think of Lance Armstrong, who so dominated the
sport for seven years? What is the likelihood that he is such a super-athlete
that no one in seven years could even come close to him? You want to believe he
gritted his way through, with hard work and training. It's not like he has a day
job. But neither do any of the other competitors. They all train 200km per day,
year round. Regardless of what kind of natural talent he has, it stands to
reason that someone with a little less talent, but with a lot more drugs, would
have taken away his crown. Granted, he was always blessed with a very good team.
But T-Mobile and CSC fielded teams full of stars as well. It just doesn't add
up. 

If you're unfamiliar with the sport or haven't ever watched it closely, you may
be fooled into thinking that the riders are human. They're not. They ride
40-50km per hour for hours at a time, drafting off of each other to save energy,
but still putting in ferocious paces for hundreds of kilometers that are just
unthinkable. The climbs they do are similarly insane, rising at high percentage
grades (sometimes 6%, sometimes up to 16%) for a dozen kilometers. Repeat 4
times in one day during a 160km ride. Deep sports massage, pasta dinner, some
sleep, then do it again 20 more times.

Americans like Lance because he's our kind of guy. He's got a booming cancer
foundation, he can interview in passable French (helping fight the ugly American
syndrome), he regularly humiliated the French in a sport that they love and we
hardly care about and he left his boring old wife for a rock star (who since
left him when she realized that he rides 200km every single day and not just
three weeks per year). You want to believe he managed all this and did it clean.
Maybe he did. Maybe he did. But these latest findings don't prove one thing one
way or another.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[How to Build a Ball Club]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1246</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1246"/>
    <updated>2006-02-23T23:25:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article, "Build It, Or Else"
<http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/006/763bgrbl.asp?pg=1>
(Build It, Or Else: The strange, broken economics of publicly-financed
sports stadiums.) is about public funding of private gain in an arena
other than the military. Sports teams have been playing the "stadium
hopping, city-hopping" game for several decades now and its only getting
worse. The most recent and egregious instance is Washington D.C.
"issuing"...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 23. Feb 2006 23:25:36
Updated by marco on 23. Feb 2006 23:50:05
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The article, "Build It, Or Else"
<http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/006/763bgrbl.asp?pg=1>
(Build It, Or Else: The strange, broken economics of publicly-financed sports
stadiums.) is about public funding of private gain in an arena other than the
military. Sports teams have been playing the "stadium hopping, city-hopping"
game for several decades now and its only getting worse. The most recent and
egregious instance is Washington D.C. "issuing $535 million in bonds to build
[a] stadium" for the Montreal Expos, which are moving in as soon as it is
complete. The article lists a litany of other stadiums, from baseball and
football stadiums to basketball arenas, all built with between $200 and $400
million of taxpayer money.

We know the arguments that convince enough people to float these bond issues: it
will revitalize the local economy, it will bring new jobs to the area, the added
prestige will raise property prices. Can't that large a chunk of change benefit
the community in other, less abstract ways? The cries of these naysayers and
opponents of corporate welfare are lost among the hysterical shrieks of
brain-dead politicians who claim that "[t]he ripple effect" of a team's
departure "defies our imagination". It reeks of kickback.

A recent study of 37 cities with large sports franchises found that "claims of
large tangible economic benefits do not withstand scrutiny." This study and
others mostly found that the promised increases in consumer spending never
occur, as people simply end up spending their money on the sports team instead
of other recreational activities. It doesn't spur people to do more recreation;
they don't have more time on their hands, after all. So the promised boon to the
local economy is, in fact, a "zero-sum endeavor, a shifting around of
resources". With the shifting around benefitting the team owner, into whose
pockets the money goes (they own the stadium, remember?) and depriving other
local businesses. So while it's zero-sum to an economist, it's a minus for local
businesses.

The promised job boon falls into, at best, the category of a Walmart job boon,
which increases minimum wage jobs. At best. On average, however, "[a] city lost
on average 1,924 jobs due to the presence of a pro team". All of these newly
jobless people also got to continue paying the tax levied to pay for the stadium
for the next decade until the bond is paid off.

So there's a decrease in jobs, a large chunk of tax money missing and the
economy is not improved. What is the point of the whole endeavor? Why do many
cities still decide to build large arenas for their privately-owned sports
teams? "The main economic effect of publicly-subsidized stadiums is to
dramatically increase the value of the teams". The advantage to local
politicians ordinarily comes in the form of kickbacks and perks; in other cases,
like New York City, one has to wonder how far and wide Mayor Bloomberg's
investments are spread. [1]

Baseball teams see the most significant gains, where teams that had a new
stadium built for them "between 1991 and 1997 ... increased 79 percent" in
value; others increased 11 percent. The Financial Times study provided a
concrete example:

"Here's how it works: B/R Rangers Associates purchased the Texas Rangers in 1989
for $86 million. Threatened with losing the team in the early 1990s, Texas
taxpayers forked over $135 million to help build the new Ballpark at Arlington,
now called Ameriquest Field. B/R Rangers Associates then sold the team in 1998
for $250 million."

Arlington's $135 million investment of public funding translated into a $160
million dollar private profit 9 years later. Social welfare is verboten -- it's
socialist claptrap -- but corporate welfare is the stuff of dreams. The
residents of Arlington got to pay off the bond with local sales taxes for 17
years. And who used his down-home Texan charm to convince Arlingtonians to vote
for the deal and then walked away with a fat piece of the profits?

Your president and mine, George W. Bush.

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[1] Do they stretch into the coffers of the Jets, for example? He's worth
    billion and billions of dollars. It's not too hard to believe that he
    actually has a financial stake in the team for whose welfare he's worked so
    hard.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Canada: Worst Day Ever]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1240</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1240"/>
    <updated>2006-02-18T23:08:19+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Olympics can be a harsh mistress:

"Swiss Men's Hockey Team Shocks Canada" <http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060218/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_hkm_canada_switzerland_tr3;_ylt=A86.I0OldfdDeD8AjwmQFs0F;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--->

   Coming only two days after their stunning upset of the world champion
   Czech Republic, 3-2, the Swiss team shut out the defending Olympic
   champions in a hard-fought battle.

"Japan upsets Canada in women's curling" <http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Render&c=Article&cid=1140264503953&call_pageid=968332188492>

   Curling is

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Feb 2006 23:08:19
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The Olympics can be a harsh mistress:

"Swiss Men's Hockey Team Shocks Canada" <http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060218/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_hkm_canada_switzerland_tr3;_ylt=A86.I0OldfdDeD8AjwmQFs0F;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--->

   Coming only two days after their stunning upset of the world champion Czech
   Republic, 3-2, the Swiss team shut out the defending Olympic champions in a
   hard-fought battle.

"Japan upsets Canada in women's curling" <http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Render&c=Article&cid=1140264503953&call_pageid=968332188492>

   Curling is more popular in Canada than hockey, if you can believe that. The
   women's team is favored to win the Olympics again this year; they lost to
   Japan today.

'Nuff said.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Figure Skating Does it Again!]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1234</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1234"/>
    <updated>2006-02-14T22:47:18+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Last night saw the Olympics pairs figure skating final unfold in
Torino. Unusually, things were going quite well and there had been only
one judging anomoly for most of the evening. That one occurred when a
Russian couple mysteriously got enough points to maintain their 8th
place position over a...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Feb 2006 22:47:18
Updated by marco on 4. Mar 2006 12:51:06
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[image]Last night saw the Olympics pairs figure skating final unfold in Torino.
Unusually, things were going quite well and there had been only one judging
anomoly for most of the evening. That one occurred when a Russian couple
mysteriously got enough points to maintain their 8th place position over a 9th
place Polish couple that outshone them completely. Figure skating is complicated
to judge and the most unnoticable things (like which edge you're using and so
on) are quite hard and get marked higher. It seems a small stumble or
out-of-sync moment or two can be cancelled out by several other small,
well-executed moves. This initial mysterious mark didn't really affect the
standings and so was quickly forgotten.

The evening was rolling right along until the final two couples.

The penultimate couple to skate was another Russian pair, Tatiana Totmianina and
Maxim Marinin [1], who had already won a couple of world championships and were
retiring from competition after this Olympics. In order to completely eliminate
controversy, they put forth a performance that was simply unbelievable, with a
grace and elegance that was a step higher than anyone else at the rink. The
judges concurred and gave them technical merit scores of 69, where the previous
high for the evening was about 62 points. The 62 points were earned by a Chinese
couple, Shen Xue and Zhao Hongbo, who also put in a master class performance.
Though theirs was clearly not as close to perfection as the Russians, they had a
solid silver medal performance under their belts.

[image]Then came the final couple, Zhang Dan and Zhang Hao. The image to the
right shows Zhang Dan almost 40 seconds into the routine, recovering from a
horrifying fall in which she fell out of a throw and slammed her knee into the
ice. Not to fear, ladies and gentlemen, for that is a picture of a silver medal
performance.

The drama didn't end there, as she got up, shook it off and finished the
remaining four minutes of the program. Simply amazing. Though all of the skaters
are pretty tough, this was a true triumph of the will -- to complete the program
at the Olympics. It only comes around every four years and it does that to you
(remember "Kerri Strug" <http://www.infoplease.com/ipsa/A0109681.html>?).
Opinions differ as to how they finished the program. The article, "Turin falls
in love with mainland bravehearts"
<http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=19&art_id=12041&sid=6665673&con_type=3>
is of the opinion that, "[t]hen the Zhangs [2] nailed everything."

I might believe that if I hadn't seen the routine myself. They did a respectable
job, but it was clear they were shaken. She stumbled out of a throw later in the
program (not touching a hand down, but still a clear stumble), two-footed a
landing on a paired jump and they were not synchronized on the spins very late
in the program. I was aided very much in noticing these things by the two
excellent announcers on Eurosport [3]. Both announcers (experienced judges of
the sport), my wife and I (dilettantes who become interested in the sport at
least once every 4 years) slotted the brave couple at 4th place. They were
clearly going to lose points for the crash, the delay and the other mistakes.

[image]The article, "Zhangs deserved medal, say ISU"
<http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=sportsNews&storyID=2006-02-14T163629Z_01_L14762522_RTRUKOC_0_UK-OLYMPICS-FIGURE-SKATING-CHINA-JUDGING.xml&archived=False>,
defends the silver medalists from Olympics final last night. They said that,
"[w]hat they performed on the ice was perfectly all right to justify the marks
they received." They did not; quite the opposite, in fact. They scored over 66
points on technical merit, meaning they were 4 points better than everyone else
except for Tatiana and Maxim, whose matchless performance was deemed almost
matched by the face-planting Zhangs. This is patently ridiculous, as seen in
this other angle of the silver medal performer to the left.

This is especially sad as the couple that was in second place had performed
really well -- without falls -- and their backstory in recent weeks showed no
small amount of moxie of their own. Then, here come the figure-skating judges to
prove that no ratings system can keep them from their flights of fancy. They
trampled all over one couple's fairy tale Olympics to hand-deliver it to
another.

"[The ISU], however, refused to speculate whether there might have been an
official protest if Chinese competitors had not occupied second, third and
fourth places in the competition."

As my opinion vis-a-vis figure skating is not at all respected [4], I have no
qualms in saying that there would have been a huge, f*%$ing uproar. It's only
because they're all on the same team that the coach isn't making a big stink
about how Shen Xue and Zhao Hongbo got steamrolled in the name of teary-eyed
sentimentality. At any rate, whereas I'm glad those two got a medal (having
clawed their way up from 5th after the short program), I am also sad that they
got the short end of the stick from those infuriating figure skating judges.

But so is figure skating and so, it seems, it will always be.

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[1] Two names I'm not embarassed in the least to admit I will never memorize.


[1] They are neither married nor related in any way.


[1] Who, by the way, are doing an absolutely bang-up job of covering the
    Olympics -- 24-hour coverage with little to no commercial interruption and
    coverage of all sports and all competitors.


[1] Many would argue to broaden the argument to apply to all subject matters,
    not just figure skating.


[1] Another article I stumbled across, "Chinese pair steals Russia's thunder"
    <http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/story.html?id=fbc1e466-126a-4bc1-85b5-b9cc16c2d2fb>,
    only seemed to see how the Chinese were finally sticking it to those
    goddamned Russians. Another take on the evening from a very bitter guy.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Thoughts on Athens 2004]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1002</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1002"/>
    <updated>2004-08-24T22:09:55+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Let's break tradition and start off with good news first.

[Non-US coverage is quite good]

[image]Whereas many of you in the States might be suffering from the
same wonderful NBC (prime-time ... I'll get to that) coverage, those in
other parts of the world are faring a bit better. "Has NBC Turned The"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html;sid=04/08/22/00361977;cmt=121>...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 24. Aug 2004 22:09:55
Updated by marco on 25. Aug 2004 09:10:17
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Let's break tradition and start off with good news first.

[Non-US coverage is quite good]

[image]Whereas many of you in the States might be suffering from the same
wonderful NBC (prime-time ... I'll get to that) coverage, those in other parts
of the world are faring a bit better. "Has NBC Turned The Olympics Into Will And
Greece?" <http://www.plastic.com/article.html;sid=04/08/22/00361977;cmt=121> is
a discussion that runs the gamut of complaints about NBC coverage. There are the
stories of crass commercialism:

  * Athletes not allowed to carry or display any brands that are not official
    sponsors. (notice how all of the water bottles are unmarked?)
  * "The Nike swoosh on every USA uniform. Must we commercialize
    everyfuckingthing?"
  * Massive TV commercial onslaughts, often outweighing time spent on the sport
  * Nationalism, which, while present in all countries, (Switzerland has
    extended coverage of the exciting-to-watch sport of women's air pistol) is
    somewhat exaggerated when "a greater percentage of the total time [is spent]
    on the playing of the US national anthem than on the match itself"

But I said I'd start on a good note, right?

  * I've heard that other channels, like Bravo, USA and others are broadcasting
    a wider range of sports for US residents
  * There's still the CBC in some parts of the country to save us all
  * Eurosport (all over Europe) shows round-the-clock coverage
     1. Commercial breaks come every 15-20 minutes or so and only last 30
        seconds to a minute
     2. They cover almost everything. Seriously. I've seen badminton, table
        tennis, shot put, archery, sculling, sailing, canoing, air rifle,
        volleyball, fencing, dressage, water polo, and all sorts of other stuff
        I didn't even know existed.
     3. You never see the announcers
     4. The british announcers are funnier than the german ones. (favorite quote
        so far: "He's an awful hurdler, but quite fast between them.")
     5. There are almost no interviews. When there are interviews, they are in a
        tiny picture-in-picture box in the top left corner. On-screen, the
        action continues.
  * If you don't like Eurosport, you've got 10 other channels to choose from.

[Olympic Judging still sucks]

I just watched the 2004 Athens men's high bar final. Anyone who watched it knows
who actually won the event  --  Alexei Nemov.

He was mysteriously in 5th place. Apparently, the judges found that 12 medals,
over the years, were enough for him. That's how the Olympics works.

It sucks.

Refreshingly, the crowd booed for 15 minutes before Nemov was able to calm them
back down.

You'll hear arguments that the judges, with their God-like insight, see things
mortals cannot, and judge the routine by more than just flash.

Whatever.

You should have seen that guy fly. Blew the competition away. Just watching his
30 second routine  --  you couldn't breathe.

5th place.

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Refereeing at World Cup]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=528</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=528"/>
    <updated>2002-06-22T05:13:50+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]If you've been watching the World Cup, setting your alarm for
2:30 in the morning and dragging yourself out of bed to watch Andreas
Cantor scream at you in Spanish on Univision, you've seen a lot of
questionable refereeing. Probably the most often-miscalled play is
offsides, in which the linesman...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Jun 2002 05:13:50
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[image]If you've been watching the World Cup, setting your alarm for 2:30 in the
morning and dragging yourself out of bed to watch Andreas Cantor scream at you
in Spanish on Univision, you've seen a lot of questionable refereeing. Probably
the most often-miscalled play is offsides, in which the linesman always seems to
err for the defense.

There have been other game-changing calls, though. Probably the first was in the
first round of games in the group stage, in which Turkey was robbed of a tie and
a point when the referee in the Turkey-Brazil match, "Mr. Kim Young-Joo, judged
that Luizao fell in the area and awarded Brazil a penalty kick". (Source:
"Brazil 2 : 1 Turkey" <http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/en/020603/2/q11.html> on
"Fifa World Cup" <http://www.fifaworldcup.com/>). Brazil puts away the kick in
the 87th minute and collects the win. The replay, however, shows that the
pulldown occurred at least 2 steps outside of the penalty box and should have
been a free kick.

In the U.S.-Mexico match, a corner kick in the second half was "... superbly
punched clear by O'Brien as Borgetti contested in the air. [Referee] Pereira
waved play on as the Mexican's appeals fell on deaf ears." This should have
resulted in a penalty kick and even a red card for a deliberate handball.
(Source: "USA create history against Mexico"
<http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/wcup/L0/match_Lng0_Mtc46756.shtml> on
"Eurosport" <http://www.eurosport.com>)

The team most sorely abused by bad officiating was easily Italy. "Eurosport"
<http://www.eurosport.com> again has the article "Maldini: 'It was scandalous'"
<http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/wcup/L0/News_Lng0_Sto297631.shtml>, which
talks about two bad calls in the South Korea-Italy game. The first was:

"...when Christian Vieri served Tommasi perfectly in the area before the Roman
beat keeper Lee Woon-Jae from close range. Goal Italia? No mister Tomassi you
were off-side according to the ref... Certainly not according to the video
replays. Even Brazilian TV Globo proved on a World Cup show that the Roman
midfielder was 23 centimetres on side."

The other call was a red card issued to Francesco Totti for diving in the first
overtime period. "Soccer Referees on Run, and They Can't Hide"
<http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/21/sports/soccer/21VECS.html> on the "NY Times"
<http://www.nytimes.com> quotes "Joseph S. Blatter, the president of FIFA" as
saying "the call made by Referee Byron Moreno of Ecuador against Francesco Totti
of Italy on Tuesday should not have been a yellow card, a penalty that resulted
in Totti's ejection."

"CNN" <http://www.cnn.com> writes "Livid Italians allege Cup 'plot'"
<http://europe.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/worldcup/06/19/italy.coach/index.html>, which
provides more coverage of Italy's 2002 cup run:

"The Italians had five goals disallowed in three matches and a series of
questionable decisions go against them before Tuesday's second round match."

Unfortunately, in response to this, the Italians now suspect a conspiracy
against them. Specifically in the last match, they say "It seemed as if they
just sat around a table and decided to throw us out". The suspicion is that FIFA
really wanted to keep one of the hosts in the cup. If that's true, why not just
cheat Turkey a little more and keep Japan in the cup? The blatant calls against
the Italians aren't a conspiracy theory, they're just bad judgements. Italy lost
to Croatia because two goals were called back for offsides when video replay
showed that they were both well onsides. The goal against South Korea in
overtime was also onsides, as mentioned above.

Another article on "Eurosport" <http://www.eurosport.com>, "What the users think
of the ref..."
<http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/wcup/L0/news_Lng0_Sto297853.shtml> fields
opinions from people who've written in about the refereeing. One user asks
"...when FIFA will have some common sense and put a referee in the stadium with
the video, connected with the main referee on the pitch?" I think this is a very
valid point as the best linesman FIFA has to offer right now can't call offsides
to save their lives. The vantage people at home are offered in the replays is
the one the linesman should be watching all the time. When they see offsides,
signal the referee on the field. No instant replay necessary, just using
technology to call the game better.

The Germany-U.S. semifinal contained a non-call of a supposed handball by German
defender Frings, but in this case, it seems that referee Hugh Dallas made the
right call (Source: "U.S. Tying Goal Only an Inch Away"
<http://www.newsday.com/sports/soccer/wire/sns-ap-soc-wcup-us-close-call0621jun21.story?coll=sns%2Dap%2Dsoccer%2Dheadlines>):

"The key is whether Frings moved his arm to stop the ball or whether the arm was
at is side. Replays weren't conclusive, but it looked more likely that he didn't
move his arm. ... 'If the ball strikes the defender accidentally, no offense is
committed,' soccer rules state."

In the other semifinal that day, Brazil-England, Ronaldinho, who put in a
wonderful game with an excellent run and pass to Rivaldo for a goal and a great
free kick for a goal, was put out of the match in the 57th minute for a
"studs-up tackle". "The rise and fall of Ronaldinho"
<http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/wcup/L0/news_Lng0_Sto298440.shtml> on
"Eurosport" <http://www.eurosport.com/> says "A foul? Probably. A yellow card?
Severe. A red card? Ridiculous..."

The replay shows the contact was purely unintentional, having just missed the
ball, and calling that 'studs-up' was really stretching the imagination. The
referee saw something completely different and issued a red card straight away,
even though the play resulted in no injury (feigned or otherwise) and no
advantage. So, though Brazil goes through, we are denied seeing another nice
game played by Ronaldinho.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Rivaldo Fined for Faking]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=500</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=500"/>
    <updated>2002-06-06T11:15:02+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"FIFA World Cup News" <http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/en> is
reporting that "Rivaldo fined for fake injury"
<http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/en/020605/8/rhi.html>, which occurred (or
didn't, in fact) during Brazil's match against Turkey. Apparently, the
fine was assessed in lieu of an outright ban from the tournament, as
FIFA is admanant about preventing fakery from dominating soccer. From...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. Jun 2002 11:15:02
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[image]"FIFA World Cup News" <http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/en> is reporting
that "Rivaldo fined for fake injury"
<http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/en/020605/8/rhi.html>, which occurred (or didn't,
in fact) during Brazil's match against Turkey. Apparently, the fine was assessed
in lieu of an outright ban from the tournament, as FIFA is admanant about
preventing fakery from dominating soccer. From the looks of some matches, this
is almost definitely a losing battle, as there has been quite a bit of excess
flailing and extreme acrobatics again this year.

"Rivaldo admitted after the match that he had deliberately exaggerated an
injury, holding his face after Turkish defender Hakan Unsal had kicked the ball
at his legs, in a bid to get Unsal sent off. ... He said after Monday's game:
"Obviously I exaggerated the incident for the guy to be sent off. ... The ball
hit my hand and my leg. It didn't hit me in the face but that kind of attitude
(kicking the ball against an opponent) must not be allowed on the pitch. He
deserved to have a red card.""

The wasn't the only issue in the match, as the officiating in general was called
into question; the referee was in charge of his first World Cup match ever.

"Turkey's coach Senol Gunes said the result of the game "was a tremendous
injustice" because of the refereeing of Kim Young-Joo, the first South Korean to
control a World Cup game, who made several debatable calls. ... The 86th-minute
penalty decision was also shrouded in controversy. Alpay was clearly outside the
penalty area when he started pulling the shirt of Luizao."

Unfortunately, with teams becoming better and better, more matches will be
decided by a bad penalty call or an improper offsides call.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Zidane's Wonder Goal]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=496</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=496"/>
    <updated>2002-05-17T12:16:45+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Real Madrid won the European Champion's Cup for the ninth time on
Wednesday, on a goal from Zinedine Zidane that was simply amazing.
"Goal.com" <http://www.goal.com/> (UK version) has "Zidane wonder-strike
clinches Real´s ninth European Cup"
<http://www.goal.com/uk/A/76586.shtml>, which has the best coverage I
could find. 

"Roberto Carlos sent a speculative"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 17. May 2002 12:16:45
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Real Madrid won the European Champion's Cup for the ninth time on Wednesday, on
a goal from Zinedine Zidane that was simply amazing. "Goal.com"
<http://www.goal.com/> (UK version) has "Zidane wonder-strike clinches Real´s
ninth European Cup" <http://www.goal.com/uk/A/76586.shtml>, which has the best
coverage I could find. 

"Roberto Carlos sent a speculative looping cross into the area and the French
international midfielder showed wonderful balance and composure to lash an
unstoppable volley into the top corner."

I didn't find a video, but this is pretty good. It's a long series of still
images showing the goal from different angles...almost like a video. You have to
go to the article, then click the link under the first paragraph. Click 'next
photo' to go through the pictures like a flipbook.

Update: That's not the wonder-goal...it's a goal versus Deportivo. That's pretty
disengenuous.

Update:  This goal is really hard to find, but "kavorka"
<http://www.earthli.com/news/view_user.php?name=kavorka> has found a list of
video highlights and goals. He says the quality is OK, but it's in RealVideo
format. Go to "Madrid win ninth European crown"
<http://www.uefa.comcompetitions/UCL/news/Kind=128/newsId=23850.html> on "UEFA"
<http://www.uefa.com/>'s site, then look on the right, in the second box down to
find "Related Interactive". Videos are at the top and include "Highlights" and
"Goals" in high and low bandwidth flavors.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Olympics 2002 Wrap-up]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=380</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=380"/>
    <updated>2002-02-27T00:20:38+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Zoloft]

So, now that we've all learned how to become Olympic champions (eat at
McDonald's, drink Budweiser and chug Zoloft, which, by the way,
shouldn't be a surprising sponsor of the Olympics, since "Study Finds
Utah Leads Nation in Antidepressant Use"
<http://latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-022002depress.story>).
"Mark Morford" <http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/> reports in
"Numerous Mormons On"
<http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2002/02/22/notes022202.DTL&nl=fix>
(Numerous Mormons On Prozac - Also: Premature French, crematorium blues,
and Rummy lies about the truth. Try not to be shocked)...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Feb 2002 00:20:38
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[Zoloft]

So, now that we've all learned how to become Olympic champions (eat at
McDonald's, drink Budweiser and chug Zoloft, which, by the way, shouldn't be a
surprising sponsor of the Olympics, since "Study Finds Utah Leads Nation in
Antidepressant Use"
<http://latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-022002depress.story>). "Mark
Morford" <http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/> reports in "Numerous
Mormons On Prozac"
<http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2002/02/22/notes022202.DTL&nl=fix>
(Numerous Mormons On Prozac - Also: Premature French, crematorium blues, and
Rummy lies about the truth. Try not to be shocked) that Utah has twice the
national average in anti-depressant usage.

<q>Other states with high antidepressant use were Maine and Oregon. Utah's rate
of antidepressant use was twice the rate of California and nearly three times
the rates in New York and New Jersey, the study showed.</q>

[NBC vs. CBC]

Don't get me wrong. I love the Olympics. I haven't missed watching an Olympics
in my whole life. Growing up near enough to the Canadian border, I was treated
to the noon to midnight Olympics coverage on the CBC, the Canadian Broadcast
Corporation. If you've never heard of it, you really don't know what you're
missing.

While NBC, which has exclusive U.S. distribution rights to the next 800
Olympics, is moving increasingly to packaged, videotaped coverage, with long,
moving interviews with family and friends, clever promotional tie-ins, and even,
if you're quick, the occasional sport occurrence, all sandwiched between 3 or 4
minute long commercial blocks that just keep on coming, the CBC still covers the
Olympics mostly as sports.

The start, middle and finish of the event are often shown. Athletes from other
nations that may or may not win medals, may or may not have had cancer or
withstood great odds can be seen. Sure, Canadians get pumped up, but not even
close to NBC's outright jingoism. The sports can easily speak for themselves.
However, NBC doesn't trust the American attention span and drowns it all out
with truck commercials.

Yeah, I watched the Olympics on NBC this year again. I have no choice. I don't
get the CBC anymore. I was actually in broadcast range for one weekend and
revelled in at least 15 glorious hours of live coverage. An "AlterNet"
<http://www.alternet.org> article, "Welcome to the American Olympics"
<http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=12415> talks about the CBC, the cost
of the Olympics and the growing feeling that these are the American Olympics:

<q>Part of the appeal of the Olympics is its carefully cultivated image of
selfless altruism and global harmony ... But while selling that image, the
United States, especially in years when it hosts the games, tends to think it's
all about us. ... A sociologist could probably find something compelling in U.S.
media's obsession with proving that no matter what we  do or who among us does
it, America really is #1. It reeks of an insecurity, or immaturity, not
befitting a great nation. But the simpler truth is, it's probably what the
networks think American audiences want. We grow up with mindless jingoism and
"America #1" propaganda from birth ...</q>

"Well, Aren't We Proud Of Our Medals?"
<http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-vpren262603084feb26.story> by Robert
Reno in the "New York Newsday" <http://www.newsday.com> also talks about the
crowing of the U.S. and suggests that the reason the U.S. was so successful was
simple investment. With $40 million dollars invested into the USOC directly,
that comes out to over $1 million per medal.

<q>Sandra Baldwin, president of the U.S. Olympic Committee, said it was "not
serendipity" that we seemed to dominate these games. ... "We put a lot of money
and a lot of time into these games and we're happy to see it pay off," she
said.</q>

He also points out that other nations have far better cost/benefit ratios and
have much higher medals per capita as well, so perhaps the U.S. should zip it.

<q>After all, the Germans got the most medals, 35, on the strength of a gene
pool of only 83 million people. If their athletes had had the bad taste to dance
around shrieking boasts to being the master race, I suppose we would have just
had to put up with it. ...  The Norwegians, of whom there are only 4.5 million,
won 24 medals. Austria, home to 8 million people, won 16 metals. ...  Do your
arithmetic and see what were among the more stunning "victories" of these
Olympics.</q>

Switzerland, with about 7.1 million people, took 11 medals.

[Costs]

The cost of the Olympics is another issue that gets neatly glossed over.  You
see, despite the best gouging efforts of local retailers and restauranteurs in
Salt Lake City (Durst's "Olympic Winners and Losers"
<http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=12446> tells of $7 hot dogs and
$3.50 Snickers bars), they came up well short of the $1.5 Billion price tag for
hosting the Olympics. "Campaign Contributors Go for Gold"
<http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=12449> tells of the wheeling and
dealing that made the Olympics happen (this is all after the whole mess with the
"bribes, scholarships and prostitutes"
<http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_262000/262130.stm> for the
IOC).

<q>The price tag for taxpayers for the 2002 Olympics is some $1.5 billion,
according to a special report in Sports Illustrated by award-winning
investigative reporters Donald L. Barlett and James B. Steele. That's
one-and-a-half-times more than the amount spent by the government on all seven
Olympics games in the U.S. since 1904, combined, even after adjusting for
inflation.</q>

[Environment]

"Gold, Silver, Bronze  --  But Not Green"
<http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=12344> (again on "AlterNet"
<http://www.alternet.org>) tells the story of the environmental situation there.
The games were to be very eco-friendly, with rail lines and buses put in, but,
in the end, there wasn't time, and tens of millions of dollars were put into the
tried and true parking lots, highways and thousands of SUVs.

<q>The environment was touted as one of three pillars of the Olympics, along
with sports and culture, and cities bidding for the Games had to trot out their
green credentials. ... Such considerations, however, have largely been abandoned
in Salt Lake, and in the end the region will ... likely [be] left with
significant environmental damage from the Olympics.</q>

Some of the ongoing issues in the area are covered also in the February National
Geographic in "Leap of Faith"
<http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/data/2002/02/01/html/ft_20020201.5.html>
(abstract only), over 80% of Utah's population lives in the Salt Lake area, the
"Wasatch Front" and the population looks to double in the next 50 years. The
water situation is so desperate there that rivers have been moved already, and
there are plans to reroute another with a dam, destroying the largest wetlands
in the "intermountain West".

On to Athens.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Want to Sire an Olympic hopeful?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=374</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=374"/>
    <updated>2002-02-26T17:34:58+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[D Best]]>
  </name>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The "LA Times" <http://www.latimes.com> has another Olympics story,
called "Want to Sire an Olympic Hopeful?..."
<http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-000014663feb26.story> (Want to Sire an
Olympic Hopeful? Talk to Gene.), with a humorous look at creating your
very own Olympic athlete that you can cheer for in some embarassing way
that NBC will be sure to zoom in on way too close and broadcast to the
nation for what seems like...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by dianavb on 26. Feb 2002 17:34:58
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The "LA Times" <http://www.latimes.com> has another Olympics story, called "Want
to Sire an Olympic Hopeful?..."
<http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-000014663feb26.story> (Want to Sire an Olympic
Hopeful? Talk to Gene.), with a humorous look at creating your very own Olympic
athlete that you can cheer for in some embarassing way that NBC will be sure to
zoom in on way too close and broadcast to the nation for what seems like several
painfully long minutes.

<q>The Olympic Games depress me, so I am glad they are over. I don't need to be
reminded every four winters that I married a woman who comes from a family of
oafs, which wasn't capable of producing a gifted athlete, thereby making my
children too uncoordinated to win a medal. ... It's not my fault, of course,
because I was young and seduced by this woman, never knowing it would end my
Olympic dreams.</q>

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A Toast to a Host With the Most]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=370</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=370"/>
    <updated>2002-02-25T16:48:37+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[D Best]]>
  </name>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Steven Bradbury: A mastermind in the sport of short-track speedskating,
he was well-positioned in the men's 1,000 final, way behind the pack,
waiting patiently for the other four competitors to wipe out so he could
cruise home for the gold. My kind of Olympic champion. The wily Aussie
is now...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by dianavb on 25. Feb 2002 16:48:37
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Steven Bradbury: A mastermind in the sport of short-track speedskating, he was
well-positioned in the men's 1,000 final, way behind the pack, waiting patiently
for the other four competitors to wipe out so he could cruise home for the gold.
My kind of Olympic champion. The wily Aussie is now forever a part of the
sporting lexicon: Whenever an athlete succeeds through nothing more than dumb
luck, it's now called "pulling a Bradbury."

Wayne Gretzky: He snubbed Patrick Roy, he left Joe Thornton off the roster, he
acted like a crazy man during Team Canada news conferences, he wound up winning
the gold medal. He pulled a Bradbury.

The LA Times article, "A Toast to a Host With the Most"
<http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-000014412feb25.story> has some nice Olympic
recaps.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Throw the Olympics]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=361</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=361"/>
    <updated>2002-02-21T22:23:38+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In a little-reported press conference before the Olympics, "SatireWire"
<http://www.satirewire.com> reports that "Bush Asks Non-U.S. Olympians
to Unite..." <http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/olympics.shtml> (Bush
Asks Non-U.S. Olympians to Unite Behind America by Finishing Behind
America)

<q> ... We have a problem because the enemies of justice, the enemies of
liberty and prosperity, would like nothing more than to see America's
weaknesses exploited. They...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Feb 2002 22:23:38
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In a little-reported press conference before the Olympics, "SatireWire"
<http://www.satirewire.com> reports that "Bush Asks Non-U.S. Olympians to
Unite..." <http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/olympics.shtml> (Bush Asks
Non-U.S. Olympians to Unite Behind America by Finishing Behind America)

<q> ... We have a problem because the enemies of justice, the enemies of liberty
and prosperity, would like nothing more than to see America's weaknesses
exploited. They would like nothing more than to celebrate our humiliation on the
international stage that is the Olympics. You must not let this happen. You must
help us strike another blow against the forces of tyranny and oppression.
Athletes of the world, in these Olympic Games, unite behind America by finishing
behind America. ... I see many of you are shaking your heads, and I realize that
this campaign requires sacrifice. After all, you have trained your entire lives
just to get here. You dream of a gold medal, and honor for your country. Those
are worthy dreams. But now is not the time for petty nationalism.</q>

A week and a half into the Olympics, it seems the people of the world have
united and responded to the President's pleas. Except for the Canadian Women's
hockey team, which didn't get with the program. Look for Canada on the short
list with rest of the Axis of Evil.

Charles Krauthammer of the "New York Newsday" <http://www.newsday.com> puts
forth an opposite proposal in "Time to Throw the Olympics"
<http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-vpkraq212596835feb21.story?coll=ny%2Dviewpoints%2Dheadlines>:

<q>Do we really need the men's short-track speedskating gold medal? Can we not
live without winning the two-man bobsled? Did we really have to beat the Chinese
women's hockey team 12-1? ... Call me a lefty, but I cringe watching NBC's
rah-rah coverage of the Olympics. It is worse than usual. A need for some
post-Sept. 11 flag-waving? We've already had a fairly substantial outlet for
flag-waving. It's called Afghanistan. Salt Lake, on the other hand, is an
opportunity to show a bit of graciousness.</q>

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Swiss Double-Gold!]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=351</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=351"/>
    <updated>2002-02-13T23:33:58+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["[image]
"CNN/Sports Illustrated" <http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/> has the
latest on Simon Ammann in "Gold Again..."
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2002/ski_jumping/news/2002/02/13/120_final_ap/>
(Gold Again: Ammann wins gold in K120 ski jumping).  Switzerland has
changed gears in the winter Olympics from the ski hills to the
ski-jumping hills. Simon Ammann comes out of nowhere to take both of the
individual events in the ski-jump, the K90 and the k120.

<q>The"
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2002/ski_jumping/news/2002/02/13/120_final_ap/>
(Gold Again: Ammann wins gold in K120 ski jumping)...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Feb 2002 23:33:58
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"[image]
"CNN/Sports Illustrated" <http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/> has the latest on
Simon Ammann in "Gold Again..."
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2002/ski_jumping/news/2002/02/13/120_final_ap/>
(Gold Again: Ammann wins gold in K120 ski jumping).  Switzerland has changed
gears in the winter Olympics from the ski hills to the ski-jumping hills. Simon
Ammann comes out of nowhere to take both of the individual events in the
ski-jump, the K90 and the k120.

<q>The 20-year-old Swiss, who looks as if he could pass for 14, joined Finland's
Matti Nykanen as the only jumpers to win events on both hills in the same Winter
Olympics. Nykanen did it in Calgary in 1988.  ... just like he did on the small
hill, sticking the final jump of competition to win, Ammann captured the large
hill by leaping 436 feet (133 meters) to finish with 281.4 points. </q>

Coverage on the k90 jump is at "Jump for joy..."
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2002/ski_jumping/news/2002/02/10/90_finals_ap/>
(Jump for Joy: Ammann wins K90 ski jumping gold)"
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2002/ski_jumping/news/2002/02/10/90_finals_ap/>
(Jump for Joy: Ammann wins K90 ski jumping gold)

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