Fixing a crash blossom

I recently read the headline Vacuum suction-mounted wireless TV zip lines off faulty walls to safety by Scharon Harding (Ars Technica). What an incredible crash blossom. The author used one hyphen but more punctuation would have been better.

How about:

Original

Vacuum suction-mounted wireless TV zip lines off faulty walls to safety

Add punctuation

Vacuum-suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines off faulty walls to safety.

Remove redundancy

Vacuum-Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines off faulty walls to safety.

Restore phrase

Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines to safety off faulty walls to safety.

Use preposition

Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines to safety from faulty walls.

Precise condition

Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines to safety if wall fails.