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1. Moonfall (2022) — 5/10
2. The Island (2005) — 6/10
3. Changing Lanes (2002) — 5/10
4. Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) — 7/10
5. The Heat (2013) — 7/10
6. Wicked Little Letters (2023) — 7/10
7. 3 Body Problem S01 (2023) — 8/10
8. Kaos S01 (2024) — 8/10
9. Hunter Killer (2018) — 7/10
10. Transformers (2007) — 7/10

Moonfall (2022) — 5/10

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1. Sherlock Holmes (2009) — 6/10
2. Hijack (2023) — 6/10
3. French Dispatch (2021) — 9/10
4. Exploding Kittens (2024) — 5/10
5. Tombstone (1993) — 8/10
6. Kiss of the Dragon (2001) — 6/10
7. Waterworld (1995) — 7/10
8. Godzilla Minus One (2023) — 8/10
9. I Canoni die Navarone (1961) — 8/10
10. Born on the Fourth of July (1989) — 8/10

Sherlock Holmes (2009) — 6/10

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1. Shrinking (2023) — 8/10
2. John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019) — 8/10
3. South Park: The End of Obesity (2024) — 8/10
4. South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023) — 8/10
5. South Park: Joining the Panderverse (2023) — 8/10
6. The Terminator (1984) — 8/10
7. Glass (2022) — 8/10
8. Ghosts of Mars (2001) — 4/10
9. Five Days at Memorial (2022) — 4/10
10. The Sandman (2022) — 7/10

Shrinking (2023) — 8/10

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1. The Lost City (2022) — 6/10
2. Mission to Mars (2000) — 6/10
3. Mission Impossible − Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) — 8/10
4. Who Killed Malcolm X? (2019–2020) — 4/10
5. Top Gun: Maverick (2022) — 9/10
6. Independence Day (1996) — 9/10
7. Gorillas in the Mist (1988) — 8/10
8. Iron Maiden: Flight 666 (2009) — 7/10
9. (T)Raumschiff Surprise − Periode 1 (2004) — 5/10
10. American Assassin (2017) — 5/10

The Lost City (2022) — 6/10

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1. American Gods S03 (2021) — 8/10
2. 47 Rōnin (2013) — 7/10
3. The Highwaymen (2019) — 8/10
4. World War Z (2013) — 7/10
5. Seven Pounds (2008) — 7/10
6. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) — 9/10
7. Star Wars: Le Réveil de la Force (2015) — 10/10
8. PBS American Experience S36E04 − Poisoned Ground: The Tragedy at Love Canal (2024) – 8/10
9. Living with Yourself (2019) — 7/10
10. 6 Balloons (2018) — 9/10

American Gods S03 (2021) — 8/10

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1. Beasts of No Nation (2015) — 8/10
2. Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) — 8/10
3. Cam (2021) — 4/10
4. Tribes of Europa (2021) — 5/10
5. Curb Your Enthusiasm S12 (2023) — 10/10
6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2008) — 7/10
7. Metal Lords (2022) — 8/10
8. Emily the Criminal (2022) — 8/10
9. Peanut Butter Falcon (2019) — 8/10
10. What Happened, Miss Simone? (2015) — 9/10

Beasts of No Nation (2015) — 8/10

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The re-review 25 Years Later, Alexander Payne’s Election Remains as Relevant as Ever by Daniel Joyaux (Roger Ebert.com) writes the following about the movie Election.

“The elephant in the room when talking about “Election” is Hillary Clinton, in that comparing her (and others) to Tracy Flick over the years has become a sort of code for calling a woman a robotic, success-obsessed ambition machine who needs to stay in her lane. Like Jim McCallister, people saw Clinton’s Flick-like ambition as almost an existential threat,... [More]”

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1. The Straight Story (1999) — 8/10
2. Shaolin Soccer (2001) — 8/10
3. What We Do in the Shadows (2014) — 6/10
4. The Unforgivable (2021) — 8/10
5. Predestination (2014) — 8/10
6. Fury (2014) — 9/10
7. Neal Brennan: Crazy Good (2024) — 8/10
8. Black Mass (2015) — 8/10
9. Batman: The Animated Series (1992) — 5/10
10. Masters of the Universe: Revolution (2024) — 2/10

The Straight Story (1999) — 8/10

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1. Big Fish (2003) — 8/10
2. Barbie (2023) — 5/10
3. Simon Romang: Charrette! (2022) — 8/10
4. Darkman (1990) — 6/10
5. Bullet Train (1990) — 6/10
6. Last of the Mohicans (1992) — 8/10
7. Mission Impossible II (2000) — 8/10
8. Father Figures (2017) — 5/10
9. Athena (2022) — 5/10
10. Archer: Series Finale (2024) — 9/10

Big Fish (2003) — 8/10

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1. How it Ends (2018) — 5/10
2. Castlevania S04 (2021) — 8/10
3. Paddleton (2019) — 8/10
4. Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) — 7/10
5. The Curse S01 (2023) — 5/10
6. Death Note (2017) — 5/10
7. Licorice Pizza (2021) — 5/10
8. A Series of Unfortunate Events S01–S03 (2017–2019) — 7/10
9. Long Shot (2019) — 9/10
10. Dune (2021) — 8/10

How it Ends (2018) — 5/10

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Tenet (2020) — 7/10

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