<bq source="New York Times" caption="Why Life is Absurd" author="Rivka Weinberg">Relativity is like this: If you have seven hairs on your head, it’s very few but if you have seven hairs in your milk, it’s very many.<fn></bq> <hr> <n>Excerpt from the comedy routine “Einstein/Weinstein,” by the Yiddish comedy duo Shimon Dzigan and Yisroel Shumacher.</n>