<img class="frame" src="{data}/news/old_attachments/images/australia.gif" align="right"><a href="http://www.satirewire.com">SatireWire</a> has breaking news that <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml" title="Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in North Atlantic">Australia Gets Drunk...</a>, which details Australia's drunken journey from the South Pacific to the North Atlantic. <span class="quote"><q>After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.</q></span>