No-one asked for these things

A while back, during the Super Bowl, I paused to see whether a player’s foot was really out of bounds when he caught the ball.

NOT ALLOWED. READ THIS ADVERT INSTEAD, PEASANT.

This is the state of German cable television

I managed to do something that got rid of the advert, but ended up showing a bunch of extra chrome on the screen instead, nearly but not entirely obscuring the thing that I wanted to see. #Enshittification

Next up, I was greeted a couple of weeks later with the message, “The order of your TV channels now matches your TV Box language.”

Hooray − something else no-one asked for

No. No-one asked for this. I do not want you to do this. I prefer the order of the channels that I’ve had. I put them in that order for a reason. I use an English UI but can actually understand more than one language, you utter poltroon. #Enshittification